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JTPROG
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States254 Posts
April 16 2010 15:54 GMT
#1
On wings of vengeance lies a wing of chicken. Its turbulent force setting the course for a horse to run amock. Nevertheless god bless the woman who wore that dress, as it made her seem like she would impress a troll. Not too hardy in manner, but definitely the chatter around the banner, this troll was not one to use a scanner. But perhaps a daily planner. Only a complete dick would ban her, but she was hot, so the admins could stand her. If only life was always this easy, as if European SC players weren't cheesy. But if they weren't they wouldn't please me, or for sure, that Chinese deity. Who could suck the life out of a lime, or kill a monkey without comitting a crime. Surely this would require a dime, but God only knows the price of that chime. The chime that would sound the alarm for a charm to induce such harm it would mar the damn that the lamb constructed with tool in hand to create a brand of cars so bland it would instruct a dike to take a hike into a ditch. Where only a rock could call her a B****. But it was the immigrants who created this turmoil. They turned gold to rock like rust to soil. And when the stocks dropped they laughed. Like half a calf turned on its back. Not to mention the fact that they were smoking crack. But then again, who isn't?

****
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snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
April 16 2010 16:03 GMT
#2
5/5 would read again
Likkzi
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Poland72 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-16 16:18:41
April 16 2010 16:17 GMT
#3
Once, I played tight TvZ series
And then Zerg went for Hydra/Muta
So my Rines yelled "WUT? AAAHHH!"

I didn't expect Spanish inquisition
But seems that I needed a transition
To mass Tanks and Valkyries.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-16 16:57:13
April 16 2010 16:56 GMT
#4
Good lord, just finished playing a PvP. why does this bullshit always happen to me? sat in my base, maintaining my pace, only to move out and see a proxy.
I microed my little heart out, my probes and zealots showed their clout, but in the end, 1 gateway wasnt enough you see
i typed out, 'faggot', fists clenched in rage! oh well, at least there was a gg
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
JTPROG
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States254 Posts
April 30 2010 19:57 GMT
#5
On April 17 2010 01:56 TheAntZ wrote:
Good lord, just finished playing a PvP. why does this bullshit always happen to me? sat in my base, maintaining my pace, only to move out and see a proxy.
I microed my little heart out, my probes and zealots showed their clout, but in the end, 1 gateway wasnt enough you see
i typed out, 'faggot', fists clenched in rage! oh well, at least there was a gg


lol, not bad
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3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
April 30 2010 20:14 GMT
#6
On April 17 2010 01:56 TheAntZ wrote:
Good lord, just finished playing a PvP. why does this bullshit always happen to me? sat in my base, maintaining my pace, only to move out and see a proxy.
I microed my little heart out, my probes and zealots showed their clout, but in the end, 1 gateway wasnt enough you see
i typed out, 'faggot', fists clenched in rage! oh well, at least there was a gg

Lol well done! 5/5 would read again OP! This should be one of those "send to 5 people or else" Emails.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
April 30 2010 22:50 GMT
#7
5/5 lmao
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
JTPROG
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States254 Posts
May 02 2010 17:01 GMT
#8
I think I'm inspired to write a poetry book
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