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defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
April 12 2010 00:37 GMT
#1
I slacked. It seemed a decent plan,
A mystical, strategic purge
Of horrid beasts that threaten man.

The victor's hymn becomes a dirge,
The ceiling and the floor converge;
A gelid, pallid fear enthralls
Within Procrastination's walls.

My frantic labors I began.
When finished, my employer calls:
More obligations - and again
I slack. It seems a decent plan.

****
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
April 12 2010 00:40 GMT
#2
Soooo this time you didn't finish your homework or something and you have to cram?
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Wohmfg
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1292 Posts
April 12 2010 00:46 GMT
#3
This sums up my life neatly, thanks for making me feel depressed.
BW4Life!
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
April 12 2010 00:57 GMT
#4
nice poem. i slack too.
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
April 12 2010 01:02 GMT
#5
I'm slacking right now by reading this blog. High-five.
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qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
April 12 2010 01:36 GMT
#6
Very nicely done, as usual. I take it that the poem itself constitutes the fruits of your slacking?
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
April 12 2010 01:46 GMT
#7
I, too, am a huge slacker. I love this poem, and how it captures the essence of a procrastinator-- how each time you procrastinate, you wind up panicking and completely stressed at the last-minute before the proj/assignment is due. And you think to yourself, I will never put myself into this situation again. I will learn time management! And then the next assignment you get, bam, you do the exact same thing.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
April 12 2010 01:51 GMT
#8
fuck I just remembered I have an assignment and an essay to do
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Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
April 12 2010 01:53 GMT
#9
On April 12 2010 10:46 madnessman wrote:
I, too, am a huge slacker. I love this poem, and how it captures the essence of a procrastinator-- how each time you procrastinate, you wind up panicking and completely stressed at the last-minute before the proj/assignment is due. And you think to yourself, I will never put myself into this situation again. I will learn time management! And then the next assignment you get, bam, you do the exact same thing.


I agree. I figure I'm just sadistic and enjoy the pain
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
Xiphiasar
Profile Joined April 2010
United States78 Posts
April 12 2010 02:04 GMT
#10
I need to do work right now...
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
April 12 2010 02:10 GMT
#11
On April 12 2010 10:46 madnessman wrote:
I, too, am a huge slacker. I love this poem, and how it captures the essence of a procrastinator-- how each time you procrastinate, you wind up panicking and completely stressed at the last-minute before the proj/assignment is due. And you think to yourself, I will never put myself into this situation again. I will learn time management! And then the next assignment you get, bam, you do the exact same thing.


this, omfg.... it makes me so mad at myself. I can't believe I can never EVER stop :\
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
April 12 2010 02:14 GMT
#12
Haha, guess I found the target audience.

I was teaching math part-time at a vocational school. Pulled a good 18 hours playing Dragon Age, checked my phone at 5am. Voicemail said I had to lecture in six hours (instead of in three days). I think I wrote the preliminary draft of this before getting started on the lesson plan :p
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
TimmyMac
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada499 Posts
April 12 2010 02:15 GMT
#13
Sick poem
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
April 12 2010 02:16 GMT
#14
On April 12 2010 10:02 Pokebunny wrote:
I'm slacking right now by reading this blog. High-five.

Lol. i would be slacking but i got nothing! fuck yea
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
April 12 2010 03:03 GMT
#15
holy shit best poem eveR! O_O
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
FyRe_DragOn
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada2056 Posts
April 12 2010 03:30 GMT
#16
lol great poem
aka DragOn[NaS]
Always
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States376 Posts
April 12 2010 03:37 GMT
#17
haha. i loved it.
"Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you, to correct for subjective error." - Linus Pauling
goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3546 Posts
April 12 2010 03:43 GMT
#18
10/10, how can you be slacking and producing your Mona Lisa at the same time ^^
say you were born into a jungle indian tribe where food was scarce...would you run around from teepee to teepee stealing meat scraps after a day lazying around doing nothing except warming urself by a fire that you didn't even make yourself? -rekrul
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
April 12 2010 03:51 GMT
#19
Nice dude, 5/5
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
IndecisivePenguin
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States771 Posts
April 12 2010 04:34 GMT
#20
I'm slackin hardcore right now too. Loved the poem.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 12 2010 05:37 GMT
#21
On April 12 2010 10:51 H wrote:
fuck I just remembered I have an assignment and an essay to do

man you dont need to do that shit
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
April 12 2010 06:43 GMT
#22
yeah I opened my textbook to the right page, i opened word, but went on tl instead of taking notes.
JSH
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4109 Posts
April 12 2010 06:53 GMT
#23
I have an essay due in 5 hours...

Watching Orb's stream and probably proleague later...
another all-nighter spent on "HW"
"It's called a miracle because it doesn't happen" - Just like my chances of reaching C- on ICCUP
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
April 12 2010 06:53 GMT
#24
Grab textbook. Sit down. Open textbook. Get ready to do work.

*inexplicably, 30 minutes later*

Push annoying, distracting book out of the way because it's getting in the way of your keyboard.

/sigh

every day
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
April 12 2010 06:56 GMT
#25
Slacker for life!
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
April 12 2010 09:12 GMT
#26
just about to go do a hardcore slacking session
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