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Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
April 07 2010 00:14 GMT
#1
[image loading]


The girl there is my cousin.

I was joking when I was calling her my "crazy hick cousin"..... And she took some offense to it. And now this..... Sadly, I think I was right.....

She's the one who sent me a link to it..... And she's proud of it too.....

[/facepalm]

Ok, peopleofwalmart.com have a lot of funny pics there. But, seriously, wtf? I am related to this?

*****
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Try
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
April 07 2010 00:17 GMT
#2
Are they wearing nothing beneath those newspapers?
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
April 07 2010 00:24 GMT
#3
I remember in intermediate a girl dressed up in all newspaper for a talent show and did a dance routine. She said the glue hurt when she took it off.
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
k20a
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada412 Posts
April 07 2010 00:30 GMT
#4
On April 07 2010 09:17 Try wrote:
Are they wearing nothing beneath those newspapers?

I think a better question is WHY are those newspapers even there?
"It's like that one time Luke Skywalker threw the ring in to Mordor to kill Hitler, or something" - Tasteless
JSH
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4109 Posts
April 07 2010 00:33 GMT
#5
I know you can use newspaper for a lot of different stuff but...

really?
"It's called a miracle because it doesn't happen" - Just like my chances of reaching C- on ICCUP
Terrakin
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1440 Posts
April 07 2010 00:38 GMT
#6
I don't understand, does she think its funny?
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
wrags
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States379 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-07 00:48:03
April 07 2010 00:47 GMT
#7

perhaps you are IMPERVIOUS to the wal-mart gene
wrags
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States379 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-07 00:47:50
April 07 2010 00:47 GMT
#8
edit
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-07 00:49:01
April 07 2010 00:48 GMT
#9
My stepbrother went to one of those really eerie cuddle parties and got on the national news. I guess he thought it was funny. I've been trying to find the clip of it, but I'm 95% sure it isn't on youtube. :/
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
April 07 2010 00:52 GMT
#10
On April 07 2010 09:38 Terrakin wrote:
I don't understand

That makes 2 of us.....
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Leg[end]
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States241 Posts
April 07 2010 00:59 GMT
#11
dude...
Legends Never Die ;;
k20a
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada412 Posts
April 07 2010 01:06 GMT
#12
On April 07 2010 09:48 3clipse wrote:
My stepbrother went to one of those really eerie cuddle parties and got on the national news. I guess he thought it was funny. I've been trying to find the clip of it, but I'm 95% sure it isn't on youtube. :/

What in the world is a cuddle-party T.T
"It's like that one time Luke Skywalker threw the ring in to Mordor to kill Hitler, or something" - Tasteless
enzym
Profile Joined January 2010
Germany1034 Posts
April 07 2010 01:07 GMT
#13
why???
"I fart a lot, often on my gf in bed, then we roll around laughing for 5 mins choking in gas." — exog // "…be'master, the art of reflection. If you are not a thinking man, to what purpose are you a man at all?" — S. T. Coleridge
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
April 07 2010 01:18 GMT
#14
On April 07 2010 10:06 k20a wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 07 2010 09:48 3clipse wrote:
My stepbrother went to one of those really eerie cuddle parties and got on the national news. I guess he thought it was funny. I've been trying to find the clip of it, but I'm 95% sure it isn't on youtube. :/

What in the world is a cuddle-party T.T



He was in a segment like this.
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
April 07 2010 01:47 GMT
#15
Maybe an explanation for why she is wearing newspapers OP?
Hi
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10344 Posts
April 07 2010 02:20 GMT
#16
The fact that she shops at WalMart is more disappointing than her uhhhhh fashion sense.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
April 07 2010 02:35 GMT
#17
% chance she has a boyfriend negative 100.
:|
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EPO
Profile Joined August 2009
Canada341 Posts
April 07 2010 02:58 GMT
#18
On April 07 2010 11:20 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
The fact that she shops at WalMart is more disappointing than her uhhhhh fashion sense.

soo 99% of america disappoints you.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-07 04:09:22
April 07 2010 04:09 GMT
#19
On April 07 2010 11:35 Comeh wrote:
% chance she has a boyfriend negative 100.
:|


She's engaged..... And her fiance is also in the pic, wearing newspaper.....
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meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
April 07 2010 04:31 GMT
#20
On April 07 2010 13:09 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 07 2010 11:35 Comeh wrote:
% chance she has a boyfriend negative 100.
:|


She's engaged..... And her fiance is also in the pic, wearing newspaper.....


lol... thats awesome. Quite a pair... Did she ever tell you exactly why she's wearing them?
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-07 04:42:12
April 07 2010 04:41 GMT
#21
On April 07 2010 13:31 meeple wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 07 2010 13:09 lMPERVlOUS wrote:
On April 07 2010 11:35 Comeh wrote:
% chance she has a boyfriend negative 100.
:|


She's engaged..... And her fiance is also in the pic, wearing newspaper.....


lol... thats awesome. Quite a pair... Did she ever tell you exactly why she's wearing them?

No, only that she's proud of being caught on camera and shown on the site.....
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numLoCK
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1416 Posts
April 07 2010 05:07 GMT
#22
I support it. Looks pretty sweet, and probably saves on clothing costs.
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
April 07 2010 08:08 GMT
#23
Who the fuck cares? What the fuck? Who gives a shit what she fucking wears? Are you people insane?

Just be happy you have a cousin OP. Stop being such an insecure fanny.
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
April 07 2010 08:47 GMT
#24
On April 07 2010 17:08 sc4k wrote:
Who the fuck cares? What the fuck? Who gives a shit what she fucking wears? Are you people insane?

Just be happy you have a cousin OP. Stop being such an insecure fanny.

QFT big whoopie doop. Also I could see the appeal of a cuddle party but not with strangers.
yes.
KingofHearts
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Japan562 Posts
April 07 2010 12:11 GMT
#25
that really saves the environment recycling newspaper as clothing.
moshi moshi~
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10344 Posts
April 07 2010 20:56 GMT
#26
On April 07 2010 17:08 sc4k wrote:
Just be happy you have a cousin OP.

Cousins are clearly the most useless members of extended families, second only to the molestor-uncle.
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
April 07 2010 21:15 GMT
#27
On April 07 2010 17:08 sc4k wrote:
Who the fuck cares? What the fuck? Who gives a shit what she fucking wears? Are you people insane?

Just be happy you have a cousin OP. Stop being such an insecure fanny.

So, you have no cousins? I find that to be pretty hard to believe. Maybe you should think of it in terms of embarrassing your family? It's a bit outside the social norm to go around in public wearing newspaper as clothing unless you are fucking dirt poor (newspaper poor). It's not like he's saying, "oh I'm not never going to talk to my cousin again I'm so ashamed!" He was just making a statement.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
remedy
Profile Joined April 2010
United States61 Posts
April 07 2010 21:35 GMT
#28
On April 08 2010 06:15 tonight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 07 2010 17:08 sc4k wrote:
Who the fuck cares? What the fuck? Who gives a shit what she fucking wears? Are you people insane?

Just be happy you have a cousin OP. Stop being such an insecure fanny.

So, you have no cousins? I find that to be pretty hard to believe. Maybe you should think of it in terms of embarrassing your family? It's a bit outside the social norm to go around in public wearing newspaper as clothing unless you are fucking dirt poor (newspaper poor). It's not like he's saying, "oh I'm not never going to talk to my cousin again I'm so ashamed!" He was just making a statement.


i dont think poor people wear newspapers

"Maybe you should think of it in terms of embarrassing your family?" - if you thought in these terms you wouldnt have played sc for 10 years
all this time, I've lived in hope of telling you how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
April 07 2010 21:55 GMT
#29
:p

I WANT TO GO TO A CUDDLE PARTY!


:p
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
DrTJEckleburg
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1080 Posts
April 07 2010 22:18 GMT
#30
On April 08 2010 05:56 MountainDewJunkie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 07 2010 17:08 sc4k wrote:
Just be happy you have a cousin OP.

Cousins are clearly the most useless members of extended families, second only to the molestor-uncle.


I believe cousins take third in the contest of useless family members.

Drunken uncles take the cake:

[image loading]
Im pretty good at whistling with my hands, especially when Im holding a whistle.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
April 07 2010 22:24 GMT
#31
On April 08 2010 06:35 remedy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 08 2010 06:15 tonight wrote:
On April 07 2010 17:08 sc4k wrote:
Who the fuck cares? What the fuck? Who gives a shit what she fucking wears? Are you people insane?

Just be happy you have a cousin OP. Stop being such an insecure fanny.

So, you have no cousins? I find that to be pretty hard to believe. Maybe you should think of it in terms of embarrassing your family? It's a bit outside the social norm to go around in public wearing newspaper as clothing unless you are fucking dirt poor (newspaper poor). It's not like he's saying, "oh I'm not never going to talk to my cousin again I'm so ashamed!" He was just making a statement.


i dont think poor people wear newspapers

"Maybe you should think of it in terms of embarrassing your family?" - if you thought in these terms you wouldnt have played sc for 10 years


Because playing video games somehow embarrasses my family in anyway? I have no idea what kind of point you were trying to make, but it was pretty bad.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
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