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[Translated Story] Please Don't Call me 'Babe'...

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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21242 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-15 11:27:49
March 15 2010 08:31 GMT
#1
Someone on the PLU.cn boards wrote some really nice Starcraft short stories, and I thought I'd share them. Here's the sixth one, translated from Chinese at http://bbs.plu.cn/thread-1059534-1-1.html , original author "waiting22."

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6’10”

“Did someone page me?” A soft but firm voice penetrated the troops. Even though the voice was soft, it still reverberated in the surrounding clatter…it is a woman’s voice…

There were rumors of some new female medical units, and when they actually appeared, they immediately grabbed the attention of all the Marines…A body of white armor is unable to conceal the shapely forms underneath. Even though the heavy helmets covered up their long hair, their eyes and lips with a hint of lipstick can still be seen.

The feminine charm, combined with the combat armor, radiated even more appeal, and caused the thoughts of many a young Marine to wander. Marines, long deprived of any female contact, looked and chattered at each other, and occasionally a lecherous chuckle can be heard.

“Ah! I’m hurt, I need you! Come on, Babe, heal me! I’m ever so hurt!” A Marine sleazily said, exaggerating his facial expressions to one contorted in pain. The other Marines emitted raucous laughter and joined in. “Yea, heal him, Babe, hurry! He’s about to die!”

Under the X-ray like gazes of the entire squad, she silently made her way to the hurt Marine.

Despite his sleazy joking, he is indeed very hurt. One more shot probably would’ve finished him. She took out her instruments with an air of confidence, and began what she practiced countless times in school. His wounds slowly began to heal. The hurt Marine stared at his wounds in amazement as they magically disappeared and his body restored itself. His sleazy expression was slowly replaced by one of serious amazement.

“Please don’t call me ‘Babe.’ I’m a professional; call me ‘Medic’ please.” She coldly addressed the crowd, with a stern look of professionalism. “Now, is anyone else hurt?”

6’15”

As a part of the main force, the Medic moved out towards the enemy natural expansion.

“Hey, Babe, don’t be afraid. The enemy may be ugly, but I’m here for you! Just stay behind me and I’ll protect you – my aim is top-notch, one shot-one kill guaranteed!”

“Pfft, don’t listen to him, last time we went out he almost got killed by two Zerglings. Follow me instead, Babe, and when we win, we can go back and get married…”

“No, Babe, follow me! I’ll do anything for you…”

“Babe, Babe!...”

Unlike the usual atmosphere of fear and apprehension, today’s Marines were exuberant, like kids on a field trip. Laughing and joking, they surrounded the Medic.

The Medic didn’t say a word, and didn’t look anyone in the eye. Instead, she looked around – the cliffs, the black edges, possible ambush positions – she is constantly alert, prepared at a moment’s notice to heal the troops.

The only other silent ones are the few Firebats also in the troop. Even though they joined at the same time as the Medic, they received little attention. The general consensus among the Marines is – useless units who can’t attack air units. The Firebats led the way, and glanced at the ground ahead with sharp alertness.

6’30”

“AMBUSH!” the Medic yelled, as two squads of burrowed Zerglings emerged. The Marines were immediately thrown into chaos, and shot wildly in the air. The Zerglings began their assault.

“Remain calm everyone! Maintain formation, and aim before you shoot!” The Medic directed in the chaos. Against the vicious assault, she stood steadfastly in the midst of the troops, healing as she shouted instructions. With her help, the Marines seemed invincible – no damages seemed permanent. Despite the initial disarray, they quickly got in control of the situation. The only sound became those of dying Zerglings, as the Terran troops emerged without even a scratch.

The usually fragile Marines never imagined that they would suddenly become this powerful – all thanks to the Medic.

“Wow, Babe, you’re amazing!” Even though they already respected the Medic, the nickname stuck.

The Medic was not amused, and made an frown: “Please don’t call be ‘Babe,’ I –”

“MUTALISK ASSAULT!” a deep booming voice yelled – the Firebats remained alert during the post-fight celebration. But the troops are already confined in a narrow valley as the Mutalisks rained down explosive creatures that began to heavily damage the troops.

“Use your Stim Packs, shoot them down!” The Medic resumed directing the Marines.

“Stim Packs…come with side effects…we’ll…” The Marines began hesitating – they had all seen fellow ‘rines Stim Pack themselves to death…the side effects were devastating…

“Just do it! I’m here for you! Do you all want to die here?!” The Medic’s voice rose a few decibels, and her stern directions carried itself with an air of authority.

Trying their best to ignore the pain, the Marines injected themselves with Stim Packs. Suddenly, power and force permeated their bodies to the point that they felt like they were going to explode. They began shooting in a frenzy.

The Medic remained calm and cool as she continued her healing.

“Medic, watch out!” As everyone’s attention was focused at the foes in the sky, another squad of Zerglings began assaulting. Their objective was clear – to eliminate the crucial Medic. The continuously alert Firebats, however, are already positioned in front of the Medic. The incoming Zerglings erupted into flames as the Firebats unleashed their burning inferno.

The ferocious battle ends. A complete Terran victory.

“Wow, Ms. Medic, you’re just amazing! You essentially won that battle for us” the two Firebats turned around and complimented the Medic.

The Medic took of her helmet, and breathed deeply. Her long hair poured out like a waterfall, drenched with the sweat of battle.

Unlike her usual stern self, the Medic threw out a cute glance, and suggestively said “Don’t call me Medic…I’m a ‘babe’…”

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T/N In Chinese, Medics are colloquially referred to as "MM," stands for 美媚 (Mei-mei) which is equivalent to the English "babe." So throughout the story they are using the Medic's "common name."

Story one - Zergling here!
Story two - HT here!
Story three - Observer and Science Vessel here!
Story four – Mutalisk here!
Story five – Overlord here!



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TranslatorBaa!
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4199 Posts
March 15 2010 08:35 GMT
#2
LOL
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
ForTheSwarm
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States556 Posts
March 15 2010 08:43 GMT
#3
Lololo. "Don't call me medic... I'm a babe..." ha ha.
Whenever I see a dropship, my asshole tingles, because it knows whats coming... - TheAntZ
LLXC
Profile Joined September 2009
United States125 Posts
March 15 2010 09:01 GMT
#4
Thanks again; can't wait for more. Interesting reads, heh.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
March 15 2010 09:06 GMT
#5
haha these are great, thanks
HEY MEYT
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
March 15 2010 09:07 GMT
#6
hahahaha

Firebats are useless units that can't attack air xD

These stories are so good
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
March 15 2010 09:14 GMT
#7
Well done, well done!
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Katkishka
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States649 Posts
March 15 2010 10:37 GMT
#8
Huhu, cute
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
March 15 2010 12:30 GMT
#9
LOL I like the ending.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
March 15 2010 14:54 GMT
#10
I love you mei-mei come heal my heart~
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Bormac
Profile Joined May 2008
Belgium122 Posts
March 15 2010 16:01 GMT
#11
Hmm, I thought mei-mei was Chinese for sister or little sister, not "babe".

At least, that's what Firefly taught me.

Good read anyway! Thx.
Code monkeys, best monkeys!
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
March 15 2010 16:21 GMT
#12
On March 16 2010 01:01 Psyker wrote:
Hmm, I thought mei-mei was Chinese for sister or little sister, not "babe".

At least, that's what Firefly taught me.

Good read anyway! Thx.


Literally that is true, but contextually it is not.
FonzeXD
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States220 Posts
March 15 2010 17:04 GMT
#13
I hate when this happens in real life... like when you meet chicks at raves or at a club or something, afterwards if you give them your number they're like "hey whattup sweetie!" or "hey babe!" as if they know me or something.

Bitch we barely met xD nice read
If I take you for granted, if I fuck up the planet, ain't nothing to it, gangsta rap made me do it.
CHINA YOUTH
Profile Joined March 2010
China3 Posts
March 15 2010 17:26 GMT
#14
那个,我是来自于中国PLU的朋友,这些文章就是我们论坛的一个MM写的,如果大家懂中文的话,请来WWW.PLU.CN支持一下,谢谢。。。
呃,如果有人用QQ聊天软件的话,请加914052393,我用MSN不太习惯,呵呵。。。
123321
CHINA YOUTH
Profile Joined March 2010
China3 Posts
March 15 2010 17:26 GMT
#15
That, I am from China PLU friends, these articles are a MM to write to our forum, if you are literate in Chinese, then invited WWW.PLU.CN support Thank you. . .
Uh, if someone with the QQ chat software, please add 914,052,393, I use MSN not used to, Hehe. . .
123321
CHINA YOUTH
Profile Joined March 2010
China3 Posts
March 15 2010 18:03 GMT
#16
Forgot to say, this article was written by PLU's waiting22, a MM oh
123321
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
March 16 2010 02:49 GMT
#17
I never really thought about what marines, medics, and firebats would actually go through, this is very nice
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-16 03:06:05
March 16 2010 03:00 GMT
#18
Thanks for this. I called it - the medic story is the best!

(If you waited before posting the stories you might've gotten more replies. Now everyone's going to zoom through them and maybe post in only one thread, like me.)
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
March 16 2010 03:32 GMT
#19
On March 16 2010 03:03 CHINA YOUTH wrote:
Forgot to say, this article was written by PLU's waiting22, a MM oh


what's a "MM?"

thanks for all these interesting stories!
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
March 16 2010 03:33 GMT
#20
These stories are awesome
Writer
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