For future reference, it's called a Gonzo. Other than that, GL man. Apparently a friend of mine has a Gonzo (I don't know why he told me that), but he's never had any complaints about it. Quit worrying about your dick so much, and stop watching so much porn... it fucks with your mind. Also, if the girl is enjoying it, it doesn't matter if it feels weird.

The6357

United States1268 Posts

March 03 2010 03:47 GMT

#22

show ur dick to a girl first before complaining lol :D

Brett

Australia3820 Posts

March 03 2010 04:20 GMT

#23

I feel so juvenile but this thread made me laugh a LOT.

Thanks for your input everyone!

FyRe_DragOn

Canada2053 Posts

March 03 2010 04:29 GMT

#24

Dude u can piss off your morning wood without having to force your dick down, this is such an advantage lol. Also alot of positions are made easier, this isnt all bad

CharlieMurphy

United States22895 Posts

March 03 2010 04:40 GMT

#25

dicks are evolved in an upward bend for a number of reasons. iirc, I heard a documentary or read some article that the upward curve A) hits the g spot, B) inserts sperm up higher towards the cervical area C) pulls any other leftover sperm out, and maybe some other reasons ( ithink there was like 5).

Anyways back on topic,

Poll: YOUR DICK
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=114477

also

KingKRule

United States84 Posts

March 03 2010 04:41 GMT

#26

On March 03 2010 13:40 CharlieMurphy wrote:
dicks are evolved in an upward bend for a number of reasons. iirc, I heard a documentary or read some article that the upward curve A) hits the g spot, B) inserts sperm up higher towards the cervical area C) pulls any other leftover sperm out.

I think you're confusing dragonflies with humans. Trust me, I've done the research.

CharlieMurphy

United States22895 Posts

March 03 2010 04:44 GMT

#27

I remember this old 80s/90s porn my friend had. There was this guy who had his dick bent like a boomerang, we lol'd for weeks about this guy. We all came to the conclusion it gets bent like that from anal but we were probably wrong.

SkylineSC

United States564 Posts

March 03 2010 04:44 GMT

#28

On March 03 2010 12:12 FragKrag wrote:
pics?

win

Zurles

United Kingdom1659 Posts

March 03 2010 05:13 GMT

#29

Look if you've got to the part where she can see your dick, you've already won. So who gives a shit?

Nitrogen

United States5345 Posts

March 03 2010 06:43 GMT

#30

On March 03 2010 12:44 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Apparently a friend of mine has a Gonzo (I don't know why he told me that)

LOL so good

DeathSpank

United States1029 Posts

March 03 2010 06:44 GMT

#31

On March 03 2010 12:16 Wotans_Fire wrote:
well mine sort of bends to the right if thats any consolation

hey brother.

meeple

Canada10211 Posts

March 03 2010 06:49 GMT

#32

Man... I wouldn't worry so much. I've watched a porno where the guy had a friggin C-shaped dick... I mean it was probably a foot long when straightened out, but when it got hard it stayed just about the same distance away from his body, but just curved into a C. The girl seemed to like it just as much, and he was a pornstar so I don't think its really that odd.

Also it probably makes it great for having sex from behind.

kOre

Canada3642 Posts

March 03 2010 07:19 GMT

#33

On March 03 2010 14:13 Zurles wrote:
Look if you've got to the part where she can see your dick, you've already won. So who gives a shit?

this thread and its replies made me lol the entire time ... i love tl hahahahaah

Comeh

United States18918 Posts

March 03 2010 07:22 GMT

#34

If you need some confidence, watch some asian porn.
Those guys with pretty small dicks are getting laid with some mad hot asians.
Otherwise, just stop watching porn if it makes you insecure

Disregard

China10252 Posts

March 04 2010 08:24 GMT

#35

At least your situation isnt like this guy, game blogger with a 13.5 inch dong. Holy shit... It would be quite awkward to walk anywhere.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-march-2-2010/jonah-falcon-needs-a-job

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

And his name, totally works with pron.

Romantic

United States1844 Posts

March 04 2010 08:48 GMT

#36

Useless without pics but i just read the comments and figured it out so nevermind. Mine bends upward and slightly to my left. No big deal. It is probably not any condition; just the way you were born.

evanthebouncy!

United States12796 Posts

March 04 2010 09:51 GMT

#37

On March 03 2010 12:44 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
For future reference, it's called a Gonzo. Other than that, GL man. Apparently a friend of mine has a Gonzo (I don't know why he told me that), but he's never had any complaints about it. Quit worrying about your dick so much, and stop watching so much porn... it fucks with your mind. Also, if the girl is enjoying it, it doesn't matter if it feels weird.

HAHAHAHAHAH!! GONZO!!

[url=http://rdmblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/gonzo.jpg]http://rdmblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/gonzo.jpg[/url]

to op:
What are you complaining about!! I've yet to even have sex! lol