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Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-25 01:59:55
February 25 2010 01:58 GMT
#1
A man once had three disciples, they were all aspiring Zerg players and he says one thing to them
"My disciples, ZvP may seem difficult but once you get Mutalisks its a walk in the park"

The next day the master see one of his disciples crying as he walks into the dojo, he asks
"What happend, did you get to the park?"

"Some thug named 2gate came and mugged me along the way IT WAS HORRIBLE!"

Soon after his other disciple comes in looking visibly shaken

"I almost made it to the park then this big guy got in my way! He's all like 'Im immortal and you can't pass me foo'"
Then he started hitting me and it hurt really hard!! But I couldnt hurt him at all!"

The sensei was now very bothered by all of this news, but he still held hope in his most promising disciple.

Many hours pass but his last disciple has not yet returned, he goes outside to find him crouching holding his kness rocking back and forth outside the dojo's entrance.

"My student, what is wrong?"

"the rays...they kept coming I COULDNT SEE, NOTHING COULD STOP THEM I WAS BEING SENT INTO THE VOID HELP I CANT.. I CANT DO ANYTHING!!"

So let this be known to all, a man once said:
'Once you get mutalisks in ZvP its a walk in the park.'

But its a BITCH getting there.

****
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
February 25 2010 02:04 GMT
#2

I shall remember the words of the omniscient sensei forever!
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
getSome[703]
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States753 Posts
February 25 2010 02:07 GMT
#3
Haha, good story. This will likely be patched since it has become such a forefront issue
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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
February 25 2010 02:18 GMT
#4
not even a week of beta and Z/Ps are already whining! No wonder they call Terran the manly race
Manbear
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada306 Posts
February 25 2010 02:25 GMT
#5
that was a good read, and yes mutas do make mostly everything a walk in the park.
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
February 25 2010 02:25 GMT
#6
Oh I main as terran, I really need to get around to changing that icon..
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
jonnyp
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States415 Posts
February 25 2010 02:30 GMT
#7
<3 Zerg

But yeah, mutas seem to be one of the bigger balance issues. Overall though SC2 looks pretty nicely balanced between the 3 races. Still needs some tweaking but considering this is barely a week into beta I think it's on the right track.
The number of years it takes for the Internet to move past anything is way, way over 9000.
Zelniq
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States7166 Posts
February 25 2010 03:02 GMT
#8
5/5 excellent blog

it is indeed a bitch getting there
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prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
February 25 2010 03:08 GMT
#9
True story. It is a bitch getting there.
Oh no
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
February 25 2010 03:20 GMT
#10
once you get there though, it's 1a2a3a easy though...

They need to make it not autowin or autoloss if you get scouted early :/
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Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
February 25 2010 03:29 GMT
#11
=D 5/5

Good shits.

(also lol at the beta game we played earlier.) In the game after that I did the same strat... But with nukes as well. It was epic, and I actually managed to win.
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Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
February 25 2010 03:30 GMT
#12
On February 25 2010 12:29 Mikilatov wrote:
=D 5/5

Good shits.

(also lol at the beta game we played earlier.) In the game after that I did the same strat... But with nukes as well. It was epic, and I actually managed to win.


nukes are a must! :D so easy to get, and so cost effective.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8171 Posts
February 25 2010 03:51 GMT
#13
1 hatch muta is pretty good
Free Palestine
Crunchums
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States11144 Posts
February 25 2010 04:16 GMT
#14
On February 25 2010 11:18 EsX_Raptor wrote:
not even a week of beta and Z/Ps are already whining! No wonder they call Terran the manly race

You can't hear anyone complaining about terran because it's so bad compared to Z/P that nobody is playing it.
brood war for life, brood war forever
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
February 25 2010 04:30 GMT
#15
On February 25 2010 11:18 EsX_Raptor wrote:
not even a week of beta and Z/Ps are already whining! No wonder they call Terran the manly race

no they don't

Terrans cry just as much
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
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