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Altair
Profile Joined August 2009
243 Posts
February 08 2010 07:55 GMT
#41
LMFAO
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1. adrian

God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)
NOONE will ever be considered close to being adrian

2. Adrian
A very hot guy with an AMAZING body and hot ass arms
overall hot guy.

Adrian
A man that contains an anaconda like penis in his pants. he is fucking awsome in everything he does and if he fucks your mom it's like a blessing from god. most women love his extremely large penis and are rumored to have up to 23 girls sucking his enormous dick. he fucking owns everyone but is still a nice guy. no one has ever dared to stand up to him because he is a fucking PIMP!!! if you do you will most likely end up dead after his mighty PIMP hand. all hail Adrian the fucking G riding gangster Jewish hating PIMP. NO fat chicks
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9049 Posts
February 08 2010 08:03 GMT
#42
My name is not even defined yet.
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
February 08 2010 08:05 GMT
#43

1. The coolest haitian gangsta ever. also good 4 the female body. extremely healthy n satisfying.

2. Lasagna, spaghetti, macaroni, pasta, fagatini, or anything else Italian!

3. Epitome of manhood. What you see is what you get. Girls and the girls at heart likes him but his eyes and heart already belongs to somebody else.

4. The act of masturbating upon a reflection on a glass surface such as a mirror or tv screen.

5. Someone who stays on the computer at night

Enjoys Star Wars

Alwats has cool awesome friends (excluding himself) that are named Jessica and Nicole.

Uses Pull Ups training

Enjoys 2 days old tacos

Uses undercover name John

Secret spy at night

1. (v)doing or saying something something incredibly gay, annoying and/or stupid or making up a gigantic load of bullshit and telling everybody that it's true.
2. (n) one who dates and/or flirts with only the ugliest of asian girls/boys (otherwise known as dinosaurs) and attempts to convince everybody that she/he is hot.

7. having a stupid reasponce to sumthing another person said

Overall it seems pretty accurate.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
February 08 2010 08:53 GMT
#44
n India "Aaron" is a slang word for pimp.
That why they call him Aaron, and you Homo.
mac daddy pimp hustler the shit the king
by EK3 Jan 6, 2007 share this
2. Aaron 1256 up, 365 down
buy aaron mugs, tshirts and magnets
The name that really means "My parents were too lazy to look past the first name in the book"... or, just a really cool guy in general. Best name ever.
Aaron: Hey, my parents were too lazy to actually look past the first name in the book"
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
February 08 2010 08:54 GMT
#45
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1. Duncan is the best type in the whole entire world. With outstanding good looks and amazing intelligence ( not to mention an amazing body). Has many desirable qualities such as courage, caring and protective.
Looks out for friends and family ( and pets) and is the coolest guy in the whole world =)

2.
"A Duncan" is the person that you fall in love with,early on in life.Your first love. Every new partner is measured by Duncan's standards.

Obviously, one rarely ends up with one's Duncan as a life partner. However until one is thoroughly over "Duncan" one cannot move on.

Even though "Duncan" is a male name, your "Duncan" can be whichever sex your first love belonged to.

Sometimes, it can take a great many years to realise that someone was your Duncan, but once the realisation has been made, one can start to come to terms with the reality that they probably weren't all that special, and most likely are nothing special at all *now*

In other circumstances, the Duncan relationship may not have worked out becuase your Duncan was a closet homosexual, yet was completely perfect for you in every other way.

3. Duncan is the Best Ever. The Duncan is known to go out of his way to Make everyone happy. He likes to say and do cute things often. If you ever catch a Duncan Keep him for life. He is the best you'll ever have. He Makes the best mate & will also make the best Father. He is amazing in every & any way you could ever think of.. Not to Mention he has a bangin' bod. Duncan is the greatest you could ever find so hold on tight. <3

4. A city which is 40 km north of Victoria BC on Vancouver Island. Was est as a sawmill and loggin camp in the late nineteenth century. Population 9000 and falling
The ass end of BC society. Full of alchoholic white trash and steroid monkey Jocks. Duncan truly is a fucking shit hole for all the ages past, present, and future. If I where from this horrible experiment gone wrong I would bribe somebody in the govt to forge my Birth cert.

1 and 3 are the normal male name shit. 2 is kinda sad. I wonder which of my exes wrote it... 4 is actually kinda funny. Only kinda.

About OP: The first Logan I knew was a girl. It's definitely an either gender name. I wonder why all of the definitions were about male Logans.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
February 08 2010 09:34 GMT
#46
surprisingly accurate

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1. A really cool guy, nice once you get to know him. He isn't the best looking guy in the world but makes a great pal and will take care of his friends and his woman. Dislikes most people upon meeting them. Saves time from hating them later. Falls in love at first sight once a year. Never gets that girl though. Some day he will. Also extremely funny and sarcastic.
That guy is one cool Karl.


I did get the girl this is outdated
MaReK
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Australia446 Posts
February 08 2010 10:24 GMT
#47
Did not know this.

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To Marek, is to down/ chug/ skull a drink in one attempt. Used in place of "cheers" when drinking with other people. The raising of glasses is accompanied with eye contact, followed by tapping the glass on the table before drinking.
Mitch: Oi, is everyone ready?
Jimmy: Yep
Corey: Yeah
Mitch: Ok, Marek! (Raise glasses, eye contact, tap glasses on table, drink)
Jimmy: Corey you didn't Marek!
Corey: It's too cold!
"My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg "
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
February 08 2010 11:51 GMT
#48
Huh... apparently meeple is a cute and innocent word. I always thought it was something like sheeple but fake... like generic wooden people that a factory churns out.
Tuke
Profile Joined January 2009
Finland1666 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 12:01:07
February 08 2010 12:00 GMT
#49
My first name wasn't there, so I tried my middle name: Henrik

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1. Henrik

quite literally King.
King Henrik Lunqvist, the best damn goalie the world has seen.
henrik lundqvist new york rangers goalie king henry hockey

2. Henrik

Just another synonym for God.
Also means almighty, and is often used in sentences where people describe how someone is supreme to the others.

Also used as a counter-word against Per-Stian, which is the most gay word/name in the universe.
OH MY HENRIK!
You're not Henrik!

Person 1: Per-Stian!! Person 2: Haha, HENRIK!
Person 1 dies.

3. Henrik

hes a sexy dousche bag who likes to murder trout with pocket knives! :D<333333333
henrik is a trout murderer.

But then I tried my nickname: Tuke (both in rl and tl)
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1.Tuke

The canadian phrase for beanie
You got your tuke for snowboarding?

2.tuke

n.- the ugliest kid ever
adj.- extremely ugly
That girl is tuke!
that is the tukest kid i have ever seen.

3.tuke

verb: a forceful thrust using the fingertips to inflict pain on another.
George was being annoying so I tuked him in the neck.
TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #42
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
February 08 2010 12:02 GMT
#50
On February 08 2010 15:23 BreaK wrote:
1.Thomas
A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"

2. Thomas
The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.
"That blonde hair, green eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him."

3. Thomas
A form of tank engine
"hey justine did you see thomas the tank engine last night?"

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Fuck yeah!


^

Pretty close on all accounts, I must say.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
February 08 2010 12:08 GMT
#51
The first Man to ever get laid.
keke
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6642 Posts
February 08 2010 14:44 GMT
#52
1.the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

2.A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers

3.a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.

4.A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u fuck with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.

5.a straight up G who basically goes to the fullest extent without any question or doubt from anybody in the whole world. To be a Ryan is a blessing from God. Some are fortunate, while others aren't. To abuse a Ryan is an ethical crime punishable by permanent confinement in purgatory. Ryans can frequently be seen doing things common to players, G's, OG's, real rappers, politically concious and extremely intelligent people boarding onto savants, but not because that would just be conceited.

lol.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
AraqirG
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States266 Posts
February 08 2010 14:51 GMT
#53
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=George

Epic WIN
eNoq
Profile Joined June 2009
Netherlands502 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 14:59:37
February 08 2010 14:58 GMT
#54
1. ferdi
very cute ass boy.
look its ferdi! HELLA CUTE HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!??!??!??!

2. ferdi
dope person that is very fucking cool and is a P.I.M.P.
dayam.. look at that cute ass boy.. his name is ferdi.

Proburu
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
February 08 2010 16:02 GMT
#55
2. Cesar
Someone who makes a shirt with their face on it, and is awesome enought that people actualy whant to buy them. And they sell them for like $7.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
February 08 2010 16:34 GMT
#56
wow, this made my morning. a lot of them are scarily accurate.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 16:49:31
February 08 2010 16:47 GMT
#57
Ed is short for Edward Edminton and Edvard.

Eds tend to be very athletic and mature enjoying sports and music and generally being very good at both.

Eds as boyfriends are loving, sweet, great in bed, and not stingy when it comes to presents.

Although eds can be hotheaded, they are also hardworking, loyal and have an amazing sense of humour making them great friends to have.


"Hey who is that guy?"
"He's my friend Ed"
"Awh he must be cool"

"Ive got an amazing boyfriend called ed"


Too bad right above it is Erectile Dysfunction, and below it is Explosive Diarrhea Seems like I got the short straw, consider pretty much every name means sex god on urban d. Of course these things are only true in my case
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
REDBLUEGREEN
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Germany1904 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 17:03:17
February 08 2010 16:59 GMT
#58
On February 08 2010 15:17 LeperKahn wrote:
This made me look up the meaning of my name. Do that too. I had no idea my name was so badass.

Pfff you're the son of someone's right hand, I'm the son of Mars, roman god of war. My father was worshiped by roman legions.
BlasiuS
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States2405 Posts
February 08 2010 17:41 GMT
#59
surprise surprise, everyone's name means 'ultra-cool', 'sex-god', etc.

here's mine:
Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser
next week on Everybody Loves HypnoToad:
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-08 19:59:36
February 08 2010 19:59 GMT
#60
On February 08 2010 15:07 3clipse wrote:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nick


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the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will alwyas be pleased.

A business man, who likes to get down and dirty with his girlfriend on his desk all night, so that the neighbours hear.

a common misunderstood person, that doesnt give a second thought to just about anything and acts on impulse 98% of the time

the name of a guy who you could puke in his car and he'd be cool with it.


Wow, word about my enormous penis really got around fast.

Mine:
a man with an abnormally small penis that jacks off to baby porn
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