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ZZangDreamjOy
Canada959 Posts
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OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
12. orion 28 up, 61 down love it hate it buy orion mugs, tshirts and magnets The absolute master of all that is leet, elite, eleet, or 1337. He is the most powerful counter strike player, and will pwn any noobs that he may come across. Dude! Orion is so good, he should be in the PUBMASTERS! 4. orion 22 up, 10 down love it hate it buy orion mugs, tshirts and magnets someone who has a giant cock and is forced to walk with it as his curse. but is still awesome | ||
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littlechava
United States7221 Posts
1. evan 1714 up, 432 down love it hate it buy evan mugs, tshirts and magnets adj./adv. 1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart noun 1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does verb 1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude adj./adv. "That stunt is so evan." "Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree." "That evan nerd aced the test." "Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly." noun "The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan." "Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!" verb "Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may." "Jesus evaned those Romans." | ||
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zerglingsfolife
United States1694 Posts
On February 08 2010 15:27 mOnion wrote: 1. monion this is so unnecessarily vulgar X_X + Show Spoiler + a monion is when a guy is having sex with a girl with a fake eye and when hes about to come she takes out her eye and he comes in it EX: when m monion and u mom get in on and then we fuck and fuck and fuck LOLOLOLOL ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaa | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Impervious
Canada4218 Posts
On February 08 2010 15:33 ZZangDreamjOy wrote: My names Logan too, so you did it for me. lol lol. Get your ass out of Cornwall and to the next Ottawa LAN. Whenever it is. | ||
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lazz
Australia3119 Posts
At Masturbation FUCK YES | ||
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imDerek
United States1944 Posts
1. Someone you CANNOT get off your mind because he is always so funny and cute. A Derek is a hotty with a killer body. Suzie: ahh man! look at him,.. hes such a Derek!! Izzle: O my gosh! I can never stop thinking about him, hes such a Derek! Marisa: I LOVE HIM! 2. Derek is a male name of English and Old German origin, possibly derived from Theodoric, meaning power of the tribe or ruler of the people. To the best of my knowledge,it began being used near the beginning of the 20th Century,but may have been used before that. My name actually is Derek. Person: Derek is really tall... Another Person: Yeah,and he likes to break things. 3. amazingly awesome at everything. Derek is a symbol or being who simply is the best one can possibly be. he once said "so i ask dem, you want ice cream cone? bof of dem say yes! how in de hell?" He is so good at life that he looks like Derek. 4. One sexy Lad with i smoken hott bod; Built like a Diesel pickup with sex appeal that makes the femals drip; Amazing in bed with a rather large sex rod; Most likely to become a ninja trained to kill whan older Holy Buckets...Derek is one Hott son of a Gun 5. To perform an act of sexual gratifcation with your hand and penis, on ones self. (pl) Dereking Corr I'd derek over that slut | ||
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Avidkeystamper
United States8556 Posts
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SonuvBob
Aiur21550 Posts
On February 08 2010 15:17 LeperKahn wrote: This made me look up the meaning of my name. Do that too. I had no idea my name was so badass. Benjamin Son Of My Right Hand Gender: Male Origin: Hebrew That's not badass, that's a dirty euphemism (I'm not even sure how that would work...) | ||
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Neo27
United States154 Posts
Today, www.urbandictionary.com wrote: 12. Stan Verb. To Stan. The act of being a complete asshole to somebody for no reason whatsoever. Simply Awesome. Most of the entries are about the Eminem "Stan" and being obsessed with celebrities, and South Park's Stan. | ||
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Mortician
Bulgaria2332 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + 1. Theodore A nice, sweet, sexy, very odd type of person, that everyone can get alonge with. 2. Theodore A kind harded person. Will always be there for you. Hard working. Sexy.hot. does not fight. | ||
micronesia
United States24775 Posts
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Initial_H.C.
Canada560 Posts
1. herman a cubic mouthful, most often used to measure the size of women's breasts rated on a scale from 1 to 5. 1- flat (much to be desired) 2- hitting puberty 3- respectable 4- huge!! 5- damn!! dude, look at that milf. she's got at least 4 hermans! LOL OMG | ||
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Enki
United States2548 Posts
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea. Other definitions are thought to be: Tao Chi The Great Spirit Chuck Norris Energy Infinity Sublime ect Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel. The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed. Daniel. Nothing else can describe him." ROFL. Such a long answer wtf... | ||
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FuDDx
United States5015 Posts
same as above haha | ||
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Whiplash
United States2929 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + First: Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful. 1:Hey, honey 2:Hey 1:I bought you some flowers 2:Your such a Justin, I love you!!! Second: a ridiculously huge cock he's hung like justin Third: 1. an awesome dude who could take over the world 2.genious 3.has tons of friends person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends person 2: You're a real justin | ||
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
wtf | ||
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush" hah? #5 hits it better though "Matthew 746 up, 220 down love it hate it <noun> 1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male. 2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident. 3. Commonly a Leo. Matthew is the perfect guy." | ||
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-fj.
Samoa462 Posts
+ Show Spoiler [forest] + a ridiculous amount of pubic hair, noticed suddenly and publicly when revealed by such a hairy individual to the dismay of others. One might exclaim, describing the little people lost and roaming about this jungle, "LET ME OUTA HERE!!!" "Ahhhh, let my OUTA HERE!!!!" buy forest mugs, tshirts and magnets A usually great person who is a leader, loves to have fun and dances when everyone watches usually Forests are great singers, most people with the name Forest have great personalities. They spazz at others when they are stressed or over worked. Most Forests are very energized or "hyper" "Wow, Forest is in a great mood today!" "Why did Forest just spazz at me she is usually so happy?" look at forest today did she have sugar or something An area, building or object filled with attractive people, or people who you would - i.e. have sex with. It is derived from this area or object (such as a car) being filled with "would", sounding like "wood", therefore the connection to forest becomes apparent. buy forest mugs, tshirts and magnets A bad place to be. Usually used for men who have said or done something to offend the wife or girlfriend. Extrapolated from the sarcastic saying about a husband: If a man speaks in a forest is he still wrong. Dude you stayed all night at the party? Man your going to be in the forest for months. or a variation. As I watched my friend doing something that would get him deeply in trouble I leaned over and said, "Man the forest is growing up around you really fast." A nice person who doesnt hurt anyones feelings. They are very smart and sophisticated.They always work hard at their job and they have lots of friends. that person is so Forest! A person who doesn't fuck around. Is very tall and very big. Always carry's a weapon with him. He is able to knock someone out with one blow to the face. When you see a Forest, you run. "What happened to you?!" "This Forest came out of nowhere and kicked the shit out of me." Wow, after looking, actually, half of them are saying nice things about me. wowowow is the internet's true caring form appearing in these posts? | ||
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