Was browsing through Kotaku and this article came up that relates to this hilarious "tool". Based on the pictures, take a wild guess of its purpose.

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If you guessed it involves a penis, you are correct! Apparently, its a machine that simulates hands-free masturbation. Its synced with a Ero-game and it will move in real time according to the game's "climax scenes." ROFL...

So no fek

United States3001 Posts

January 22 2010 08:37 GMT

Oh Japan, how I love thee.

ilovezil

United States4143 Posts

January 22 2010 08:37 GMT

as long as "made in japan" can be found, there's nothing that can surprise me now.

Pyrrhuloxia

United States6700 Posts

January 22 2010 08:40 GMT

this can't possibly beat the original.

jalstar

United States8198 Posts

January 22 2010 08:41 GMT

nothing can replace komiko

Ozarugold

2716 Posts

January 22 2010 08:41 GMT

LOL~

just LOL~

Garnet

Vietnam9036 Posts

January 22 2010 08:45 GMT

On January 22 2010 17:37 So no fek wrote:
Oh Japan, how I love thee.

FragKrag

United States11556 Posts

January 22 2010 08:46 GMT

On January 22 2010 17:40 Pyrrhuloxia wrote:
this can't possibly beat the original.

lol

Tekin

2711 Posts

January 22 2010 08:50 GMT

:D Japan. Will be there soon!

Lemonwalrus

United States5465 Posts

January 22 2010 08:53 GMT

#10

What if it...malfunctions?

ilovezil

United States4143 Posts

January 22 2010 08:59 GMT

#11

On January 22 2010 17:53 Lemonwalrus wrote:
What if it...malfunctions?

Just hope there isn't an accidental discharge.

h3r1n6

Iceland2039 Posts

January 22 2010 09:06 GMT

#12

Japan never fails to amaze me. + Show Spoiler +

trying to order one right now

DoX.)

Singapore6164 Posts

January 22 2010 09:18 GMT

#13

Ahh..Japan~

bioboyAT

Austria1765 Posts

January 22 2010 09:30 GMT

#14

On January 22 2010 17:41 jalstar wrote:

nothing can replace komiko

haha so great

and yeah there's nothing which could surprise me even the slightest about japan. just an awesome culture (funny/weird)

EchOne

United States2906 Posts

January 22 2010 09:35 GMT

#15

The second picture's little semisphere on cylinder object reminded me of a faucet mounted water filter. Thank god I don't actually own one of them, or I wouldn't be filtering water with it for a while.

Lemonwalrus

United States5465 Posts

January 22 2010 09:39 GMT

#16

On January 22 2010 18:35 EchOne wrote:
The second picture's little semisphere on cylinder object reminded me of a faucet mounted water filter. Thank god I don't actually own one of them, or I wouldn't be filtering water with it for a while.

I do...

inReacH

Sweden1612 Posts

January 22 2010 10:49 GMT

#17

SDM on the side?

super... superdanielman?

CharlieMurphy

United States22895 Posts

January 22 2010 10:54 GMT

#18

from the japanese dude in the JAP vs World , RPG debate.

"When I see all the 'sniping' and corpse-desecrating 'teabagging' going on in US games, the thought of what what foreigners do when they get mad [in real life] freaks me out."

Jap freaked out by americans..

BloodDrunK

Bangladesh2767 Posts

January 22 2010 14:05 GMT

#19

japan dosen't surprise me anymore.i guess since the men over there work so hard their wives got really bored and wanted some action and well .... this happened.

Chuiu

3470 Posts

January 22 2010 15:01 GMT

#20

That looks like it would be more painful than anything.

Impervious

Canada4216 Posts

January 22 2010 15:07 GMT

#21

For the WII, right?

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Draconizard

628 Posts

January 22 2010 15:35 GMT

#22

Oh Japan, you never cease to amaze me...

CaucasianAsian

Korea (South)11595 Posts

January 22 2010 16:10 GMT

#23

Japanese are funny!

Fans on Chopsticks

Subway Chin Rest

Umbrella Tube

Subway Hat

Eye Drop Funnels

Butter Stick

Cockroach Swapping Shoes

Athos

United States2484 Posts

January 22 2010 16:45 GMT

#24

The butter stick looks like a good idea.

Carnivorous Sheep

Baa?21244 Posts

January 22 2010 17:00 GMT

#25

On January 23 2010 01:10 CaucasianAsian wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

Japanese are funny!

Fans on Chopsticks

Subway Chin Rest

Umbrella Tube

Subway Hat

Eye Drop Funnels

Butter Stick

Cockroach Swapping Shoes

I'm not gonna lie some of those are actually pretty clever.

-wishes he had a fan for his ramen-

Chef

10810 Posts

January 22 2010 17:21 GMT

#26

As shocked as you all act, you know you'd try it at least once if it were free.

I love Japan :D

ironchef

Canada1350 Posts

January 22 2010 17:30 GMT

#27

haha... oh Japan... At least the dont try to hide it.
I think the Tenga Egg thing made me laugh more though.

Integra

Sweden5626 Posts

January 22 2010 18:30 GMT

#28

Japan will clearly rule the world very soon thanks to it's inventions.

MetalMarine

United States1559 Posts

January 22 2010 19:15 GMT

#29

On January 23 2010 03:30 Integra wrote:
Japan will clearly rule the world very soon thanks to it's inventions.

Or make us laugh to death... Though they have SOME useful inventions

cascades

Singapore6122 Posts

January 22 2010 19:45 GMT

#30

Another vote for butter stick, seems useful.....

meeple

Canada10211 Posts

January 22 2010 20:25 GMT

#31

lol, so the point is to try and make a game climax a real climax? Japan, you just delved into the weird region again...

Frits

11782 Posts

January 22 2010 21:38 GMT

#32

LOL dont they have prostitution in japan or something, looks really useless

VorcePA

United States1102 Posts

January 22 2010 22:25 GMT

#33

So while you were all discussing the wacky inventions of the japanese and how many of you are no longer surprised by the sort of shit they come up with... my first thought ran to the fact that to make those products any good they have to have human test subjects first. :x

Oh, the possibilities.