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Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
January 22 2010 08:31 GMT
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Was browsing through Kotaku and this article came up that relates to this hilarious "tool". Based on the pictures, take a wild guess of its purpose.

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If you guessed it involves a penis, you are correct! Apparently, its a machine that simulates hands-free masturbation. Its synced with a Ero-game and it will move in real time according to the game's "climax scenes." ROFL...


***
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
January 22 2010 08:37 GMT
#2
Oh Japan, how I love thee.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
January 22 2010 08:37 GMT
#3
as long as "made in japan" can be found, there's nothing that can surprise me now.
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
January 22 2010 08:40 GMT
#4
this can't possibly beat the original.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
January 22 2010 08:41 GMT
#5
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nothing can replace komiko
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
January 22 2010 08:41 GMT
#6
LOL~

just LOL~
this is my quote.
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9033 Posts
January 22 2010 08:45 GMT
#7
On January 22 2010 17:37 So no fek wrote:
Oh Japan, how I love thee.

FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
January 22 2010 08:46 GMT
#8
On January 22 2010 17:40 Pyrrhuloxia wrote:
this can't possibly beat the original.


lol
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
January 22 2010 08:50 GMT
#9
:D Japan. Will be there soon!
Cheers! //¯◡◡¯\\ 문채원 | 한지우 -___-
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
January 22 2010 08:53 GMT
#10
What if it...malfunctions?
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
January 22 2010 08:59 GMT
#11
On January 22 2010 17:53 Lemonwalrus wrote:
What if it...malfunctions?


Just hope there isn't an accidental discharge.
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
January 22 2010 09:06 GMT
#12
Japan never fails to amaze me. + Show Spoiler +
trying to order one right now
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 22 2010 09:18 GMT
#13
Ahh..Japan~
bioboyAT
Profile Joined July 2004
Austria1763 Posts
January 22 2010 09:30 GMT
#14
On January 22 2010 17:41 jalstar wrote:
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nothing can replace komiko


haha so great

and yeah there's nothing which could surprise me even the slightest about japan. just an awesome culture (funny/weird)
Milchmann | DeadVessel: Milchmann pwns. I fail.
EchOne
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2906 Posts
January 22 2010 09:35 GMT
#15
The second picture's little semisphere on cylinder object reminded me of a faucet mounted water filter. Thank god I don't actually own one of them, or I wouldn't be filtering water with it for a while.
面白くない世の中, 面白くすればいいさ
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
January 22 2010 09:39 GMT
#16
On January 22 2010 18:35 EchOne wrote:
The second picture's little semisphere on cylinder object reminded me of a faucet mounted water filter. Thank god I don't actually own one of them, or I wouldn't be filtering water with it for a while.

I do...
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
January 22 2010 10:49 GMT
#17
SDM on the side?

super... superdanielman?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 10:57:02
January 22 2010 10:54 GMT
#18
from the japanese dude in the JAP vs World , RPG debate.
"When I see all the 'sniping' and corpse-desecrating 'teabagging' going on in US games, the thought of what what foreigners do when they get mad [in real life] freaks me out."


Jap freaked out by americans..
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
January 22 2010 14:05 GMT
#19
japan dosen't surprise me anymore.i guess since the men over there work so hard their wives got really bored and wanted some action and well .... this happened.
You have the power to create your own destiny.
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
January 22 2010 15:01 GMT
#20
That looks like it would be more painful than anything.
♞
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4212 Posts
January 22 2010 15:07 GMT
#21
For the WII, right?

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~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
January 22 2010 15:35 GMT
#22
Oh Japan, you never cease to amaze me...
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11586 Posts
January 22 2010 16:10 GMT
#23
Japanese are funny!

Fans on Chopsticks
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Subway Chin Rest
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Umbrella Tube
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Subway Hat
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Eye Drop Funnels
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Butter Stick
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Cockroach Swapping Shoes
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Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
January 22 2010 16:45 GMT
#24
The butter stick looks like a good idea.
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
January 22 2010 17:00 GMT
#25
On January 23 2010 01:10 CaucasianAsian wrote:
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Japanese are funny!

Fans on Chopsticks
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Subway Chin Rest
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Umbrella Tube
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Subway Hat
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Eye Drop Funnels
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Butter Stick
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Cockroach Swapping Shoes
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I'm not gonna lie some of those are actually pretty clever.

-wishes he had a fan for his ramen-
TranslatorBaa!
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 22 2010 17:21 GMT
#26
As shocked as you all act, you know you'd try it at least once if it were free.

I love Japan :D
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
January 22 2010 17:30 GMT
#27
haha... oh Japan... At least the dont try to hide it.
I think the Tenga Egg thing made me laugh more though.
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
Integra
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Sweden5626 Posts
January 22 2010 18:30 GMT
#28
Japan will clearly rule the world very soon thanks to it's inventions.
"Dark Pleasure" | | I survived the Locust war of May 3, 2014
MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
January 22 2010 19:15 GMT
#29
On January 23 2010 03:30 Integra wrote:
Japan will clearly rule the world very soon thanks to it's inventions.


Or make us laugh to death... Though they have SOME useful inventions
cascades
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore6122 Posts
January 22 2010 19:45 GMT
#30
Another vote for butter stick, seems useful.....
HS: cascades#1595 || LoL: stoppin
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
January 22 2010 20:25 GMT
#31
lol, so the point is to try and make a game climax a real climax? Japan, you just delved into the weird region again...
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
January 22 2010 21:38 GMT
#32
LOL dont they have prostitution in japan or something, looks really useless
VorcePA
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1102 Posts
January 22 2010 22:25 GMT
#33
So while you were all discussing the wacky inventions of the japanese and how many of you are no longer surprised by the sort of shit they come up with... my first thought ran to the fact that to make those products any good they have to have human test subjects first. :x

Oh, the possibilities.
Shitposting
Lithiumtoxin
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
10 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 23:27:39
January 22 2010 23:26 GMT
#34
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Poll: If it was reasonably priced/accessible...
(Vote): ...I'd buy it
(Vote): ... I'd buy it "for a friend"
(Vote): ...I already have one
Nothing exists but atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
January 23 2010 02:17 GMT
#35
i bet these are going to come in different sizes. one day, youll see japanese people with their own measurement for their penises.
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
January 23 2010 02:35 GMT
#36
Japanese inventions are NSFW by default
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
January 26 2010 14:44 GMT
#37
Oh...wow. Seriously...

That's just a new level of sad.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
January 27 2010 01:37 GMT
#38
one size fits all? o___o;;;;;
:)
WheelOfTime
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada331 Posts
January 27 2010 02:02 GMT
#39
Whether it fits cocks larger than the average 4 inch dick is the real question here.

Nogardeci89
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States113 Posts
January 27 2010 05:32 GMT
#40
2 questions:

1.
one size fits all? o___o;;;;;

and
2. What is that peculiar 2nd attachment near the ass supposed to do :r
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
January 27 2010 05:54 GMT
#41
I would like to try it before I buy it =P
[TLMS] REBOOT
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
January 27 2010 06:53 GMT
#42
Looks like hard plastic. Do not want.
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