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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
January 22 2010 08:31 GMT
#1
[image loading]


[image loading]


Was browsing through Kotaku and this article came up that relates to this hilarious "tool". Based on the pictures, take a wild guess of its purpose.

+ Show Spoiler +
If you guessed it involves a penis, you are correct! Apparently, its a machine that simulates hands-free masturbation. Its synced with a Ero-game and it will move in real time according to the game's "climax scenes." ROFL...


***
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
January 22 2010 08:37 GMT
#2
Oh Japan, how I love thee.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
January 22 2010 08:37 GMT
#3
as long as "made in japan" can be found, there's nothing that can surprise me now.
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
January 22 2010 08:40 GMT
#4
this can't possibly beat the original.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
January 22 2010 08:41 GMT
#5
[image loading]


nothing can replace komiko
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
January 22 2010 08:41 GMT
#6
LOL~

just LOL~
this is my quote.
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9029 Posts
January 22 2010 08:45 GMT
#7
On January 22 2010 17:37 So no fek wrote:
Oh Japan, how I love thee.

FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
January 22 2010 08:46 GMT
#8
On January 22 2010 17:40 Pyrrhuloxia wrote:
this can't possibly beat the original.


lol
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
January 22 2010 08:50 GMT
#9
:D Japan. Will be there soon!
Cheers! //¯◡◡¯\\ 문채원 | 한지우 -___-
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
January 22 2010 08:53 GMT
#10
What if it...malfunctions?
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
January 22 2010 08:59 GMT
#11
On January 22 2010 17:53 Lemonwalrus wrote:
What if it...malfunctions?


Just hope there isn't an accidental discharge.
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
January 22 2010 09:06 GMT
#12
Japan never fails to amaze me. + Show Spoiler +
trying to order one right now
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 22 2010 09:18 GMT
#13
Ahh..Japan~
bioboyAT
Profile Joined July 2004
Austria1763 Posts
January 22 2010 09:30 GMT
#14
On January 22 2010 17:41 jalstar wrote:
[image loading]


nothing can replace komiko


haha so great

and yeah there's nothing which could surprise me even the slightest about japan. just an awesome culture (funny/weird)
Milchmann | DeadVessel: Milchmann pwns. I fail.
EchOne
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2906 Posts
January 22 2010 09:35 GMT
#15
The second picture's little semisphere on cylinder object reminded me of a faucet mounted water filter. Thank god I don't actually own one of them, or I wouldn't be filtering water with it for a while.
面白くない世の中, 面白くすればいいさ
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
January 22 2010 09:39 GMT
#16
On January 22 2010 18:35 EchOne wrote:
The second picture's little semisphere on cylinder object reminded me of a faucet mounted water filter. Thank god I don't actually own one of them, or I wouldn't be filtering water with it for a while.

I do...
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
January 22 2010 10:49 GMT
#17
SDM on the side?

super... superdanielman?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-22 10:57:02
January 22 2010 10:54 GMT
#18
from the japanese dude in the JAP vs World , RPG debate.
"When I see all the 'sniping' and corpse-desecrating 'teabagging' going on in US games, the thought of what what foreigners do when they get mad [in real life] freaks me out."


Jap freaked out by americans..
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
January 22 2010 14:05 GMT
#19
japan dosen't surprise me anymore.i guess since the men over there work so hard their wives got really bored and wanted some action and well .... this happened.
You have the power to create your own destiny.
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
January 22 2010 15:01 GMT
#20
That looks like it would be more painful than anything.
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