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xhuwin
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States476 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-20 04:33:09
January 20 2010 04:27 GMT
#1
What's the weirdest 1v1 you've ever played? Here's my story:

My friend and I agreed to get on iccup for a few games. While I was waiting for him to get on, I made a game named "1v1 B+ motw" as a joke. I was about to set the other slot to a computer so that when he tried to join it would actually seem like I was in a game...
BUT, right as I set the other slot to computer, he managed to join the game. I was too slow, whatevs. Since the map was python, we decided to 1v1 PvT anyway. Then it gets interesting...

Here's what happened:
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It's a short replay, turn vision to only the T.


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Apparently I actually did manage in setting a slot as a computer, but he joined the game anyway... so when we started, though the lobby only showed two players, there was an extra computer in there. I scouted him as terran, and he scouted a Protoss. I'm getting ready to 2 gate pressure and I move out toward his nat, when 12 zealots show up in my base. I'm just like "WTF there are 12 zealots in my base" and he thinks I'm kidding, so I run all my units and lure the zealots into his nat, where, alas, they were cornered crushed in the 3 way melee that ensued.

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Probably the weirdest 1v1 I've ever played. Strange thing was that during the game, if you checked diplomacy, only the two of us were listed.


Let's hear your stories!

*****
xyn
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
January 20 2010 04:31 GMT
#2
The weirdest 1v1 I ever played is probably a tie between two games. The first is a TvP on Destination (don't have the replay) where the guy went for a dt rush build, but instead of attacking with his first 1 or 2 DT's when I had NO detection, he waited till he had like 15 and by that time I had turrets and 2 scans

so naturally he lost all of them and did no damage, so i immediately pushed out, and he just kept building dt's. he didn't build a single unit besides probes and dts.



The other was a PvT on Python where I went double nexus and got arbiters on 3 bases. I crushed the dude who had awful macro, then he started accusing me of hacking in broken english. he told me everyone in his clan knew me as a famous hacker, which is hilarious since I play roughly 20-30 iccup games a season.
RIP Aaliyah
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24758 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-20 04:44:00
January 20 2010 04:40 GMT
#3
The time I beat strafe straight up.

edit: nothing stranger than a pvp with one player walking 4 reavers across the map without a shuttle...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
January 20 2010 04:41 GMT
#4
uhh a 1v1 where my opponent used BCs and Nukes to kill me x_x...
Another wierd one would be beating my friend who stopped macroing cuz he killed my main and nat while i had 4 more bases. so i proxied 4 gateways with my billion minerals i gathered while dying to a sunk rush and spammed K and sent 12 DTs to his main and nat. i built my base at his nat and massed cannons at my remaining expos. i made an army and killed his billion sunks.
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
January 20 2010 04:42 GMT
#5
When I had aspirations to join NrG. back in 2007 (I think?), I just picked up Starcraft like 3 months earlier and practiced hardcore. I came in and was gaming all their members left and right and getting owned by the majority of them. At the time everything in my life revolved around Starcraft, and I saw Thuoclao, who I just watched in WCG.

So being the fangirl I am, I freaked out and pleaded for a game with him. We played on Ride of the Valkyries ZvP. He went two gate and I went a proxy hatch in his main. He sent a huge force to my base taking out my expansion, and I sunkened my main while starting to ride sunkens to his Nexus. I barely defended his huge zealot/probe push, and as soon as my sunkens in his main started hitting his probe line it was GG.

After that game I seriously thought I was good or something. That game gave me so much motivation at the time.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Nub4ever
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada1981 Posts
January 20 2010 04:43 GMT
#6
Probably when I played some guy with like 1 point O.O he took the min only on Longinus before his nat, never actually took his nat O.o
Dota 3hard5me
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
January 20 2010 04:46 GMT
#7
On January 20 2010 13:43 Nub4ever wrote:
Probably when I played some guy with like 1 point O.O he took the min only on Longinus before his nat, never actually took his nat O.o

1 points!? LOL
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
TimmyMac
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada499 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-20 19:11:18
January 20 2010 04:50 GMT
#8
Can't say I've had too many weird ones. Played a ZvP today where I cornered him in his nat with proxy hatch and lurker/sunk defense, so he took island expo, then went arbiters and kept recalling EVERYWHERE. I beat him, and mined out most of the map in the process, but for some reason I could not break him at his nat. 1hr game. I ended up making 18 or so queens and broodlinging everything that moved.
Nub4ever
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada1981 Posts
January 20 2010 04:52 GMT
#9
On January 20 2010 13:46 Kenpachi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 20 2010 13:43 Nub4ever wrote:
Probably when I played some guy with like 1 point O.O he took the min only on Longinus before his nat, never actually took his nat O.o

1 points!? LOL

1 or 0 I don't quite remember >.<
Dota 3hard5me
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-20 05:00:39
January 20 2010 04:59 GMT
#10
I played an hour and a half TvT once.
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 20 2010 05:02 GMT
#11
On January 20 2010 13:52 Nub4ever wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 20 2010 13:46 Kenpachi wrote:
On January 20 2010 13:43 Nub4ever wrote:
Probably when I played some guy with like 1 point O.O he took the min only on Longinus before his nat, never actually took his nat O.o

1 points!? LOL

1 or 0 I don't quite remember >.<


you can only go down to 1.

my friend did it and got banned from iccup for abusing
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-20 05:03:12
January 20 2010 05:03 GMT
#12
2gate > cannon rush > sunken rush > base trade > loooooooooooooooong ass game fighting my way back
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
XinRan
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States530 Posts
January 20 2010 05:09 GMT
#13
On January 20 2010 13:42 SCC-Faust wrote:So being the fangirl I am

On August 16 2009 13:36 SCC-Faust wrote:I was a social butterfly and dated many girls. People knew me as the most obnoxious, outgoing guy there was.

I'm confused. Please clarify?
"To be fair, Kal played like absolute garbage. His noted inconsistency and bad record versus Jaedong high fived into a cacophony of suck." - TwoToneTerran
ejac
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1195 Posts
January 20 2010 05:12 GMT
#14
On January 20 2010 13:59 Saturnize wrote:
I played an hour and a half TvT once.

That's almost normal... I once played a 1 hour 10 minute ZvZ however...
esq>n
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
January 20 2010 05:24 GMT
#15
My wierdest game this season.

I've had some crazier games (I used vultures and mines to kill lurkers out of desperation, demolished by mass scouts, 4 pool at the same time as my opponent 4 pools, etc), but I don't have the replays anymore.....
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RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
January 20 2010 05:25 GMT
#16
Scouts in pvz are pretty amazing when you are 1shotting overlords.
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
January 20 2010 05:26 GMT
#17
A PvZ on a Blizzard map that my friend and I were playing on just for teh lulz. Blizz maps being blizz maps I never got to expand and got raped by mass lings early on, so I went all-in with Probes, 1 DT, some HTs and zealots and killed off his nat and attacked his main.

After that attack all he had left was like 5 hydras, a sunk, and a lot of ovies while I had 1 DT 1 HT and 1 sair, no workers for both sides. Eventually I stormed all of his hydras and my sair killed all the ovies and then the DT went for the gg
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
January 20 2010 05:27 GMT
#18
On January 20 2010 14:02 Nitrogen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 20 2010 13:52 Nub4ever wrote:
On January 20 2010 13:46 Kenpachi wrote:
On January 20 2010 13:43 Nub4ever wrote:
Probably when I played some guy with like 1 point O.O he took the min only on Longinus before his nat, never actually took his nat O.o

1 points!? LOL

1 or 0 I don't quite remember >.<


you can only go down to 1.

my friend did it and got banned from iccup for abusing

Wait what the hell? Can you get banned for losing games on purpose against random strangers to go down to the D- ranks?
Synthesis
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada167 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-20 05:31:38
January 20 2010 05:31 GMT
#19
Once my friend 4 pooled and I decided to rush him with 5 scvs that game and won.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4216 Posts
January 20 2010 05:35 GMT
#20
On January 20 2010 14:25 RoieTRS wrote:
Scouts in pvz are pretty amazing when you are 1shotting overlords.


I was able to limit him to 1 base, and he still demolished me with nothing but scouts.....

Mind you, he had 360 apm, and when I checked for his redundancy, it was 20%.....
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