• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 14:41
CEST 20:41
KST 03:41
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Maestros of the Game: Week 1/Play-in Preview9[ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt2: Take-Off7[ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt1: Runway132v2 & SC: Evo Complete: Weekend Double Feature4Team Liquid Map Contest #21 - Presented by Monster Energy12
Community News
LiuLi Cup - September 2025 Tournaments2Weekly Cups (August 25-31): Clem's Last Straw?38Weekly Cups (Aug 18-24): herO dethrones MaxPax6Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris47Weekly Cups (Aug 11-17): MaxPax triples again!15
StarCraft 2
General
Weekly Cups (August 25-31): Clem's Last Straw? Team Liquid Map Contest #21 - Presented by Monster Energy Heaven's Balance Suggestions (roast me) Geoff 'iNcontroL' Robinson has passed away Speculation of future Wardii series
Tourneys
Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series LiuLi Cup - September 2025 Tournaments Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond) Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament
Strategy
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 489 Bannable Offense Mutation # 488 What Goes Around Mutation # 487 Think Fast Mutation # 486 Watch the Skies
Brood War
General
Pros React To: herO's Baffling Game BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ BW General Discussion BSL Polish World Championship 2025 20-21 September ASL20 General Discussion
Tourneys
Is there English video for group selection for ASL Small VOD Thread 2.0 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL20] Ro24 Group F
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Muta micro map competition Fighting Spirit mining rates [G] Mineral Boosting
Other Games
General Games
General RTS Discussion Thread Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Canadian Politics Mega-thread YouTube Thread
Fan Clubs
The Happy Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread High temperatures on bridge(s)
TL Community
The Automated Ban List TeamLiquid Team Shirt On Sale
Blogs
A very expensive lesson on ma…
Garnet
hello world
radishsoup
Lemme tell you a thing o…
JoinTheRain
How Culture and Conflict Imp…
TrAiDoS
RTS Design in Hypercoven
a11
Evil Gacha Games and the…
ffswowsucks
INDEPENDIENTE LA CTM
XenOsky
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 890 users

My sister got hit by a car :( - Page 2

Blogs > SirJolt
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 Next All
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
January 14 2010 21:10 GMT
#21
On January 15 2010 05:56 VorcePA wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2010 05:52 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
aren't there comics on 4chan with the same exact plot


+ Show Spoiler +
I know there's one of this guy complaining about how he hates his job and goes over his list of coworkers and it turns out he's the blonde guy from Scooby-Doo

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
January 14 2010 21:10 GMT
#22
wow. rofl.
god. had me until the end. damn it >>
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14896 Posts
January 14 2010 21:11 GMT
#23
rofl
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
January 14 2010 21:13 GMT
#24
fucking bears
cw)minsean(ru
SolaR-
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States2685 Posts
January 14 2010 21:17 GMT
#25
Thats such bad news man. I hope the best for your sister.
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
January 14 2010 21:17 GMT
#26
I thought it was a pretty good story even if it was another bear ending.
Hi
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7454 Posts
January 14 2010 21:20 GMT
#27
got me.

nice!
Achromic
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
773 Posts
January 14 2010 21:21 GMT
#28
Lol. ALMOST HAD ME.
Blah
Atom Cannister
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany380 Posts
January 14 2010 21:21 GMT
#29
On January 15 2010 05:54 motbob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2010 05:54 Draconizard wrote:
The blog section on this site is quickly spiraling downward from bad to terrible.

Are you kidding? This is incredible. Had me going.

for example:
Show nested quote +
the whole place was dead still and quiet. I had my headphones in, but there was nothing playing. I guess I was too numb to reach into my pocket and actually put anything on.

seriously this is top notch creative writing



Motbob is my new favourite TLer.

His sister did actually get him by a car a few years ago but she's fine now
...
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
January 14 2010 21:22 GMT
#30
On January 15 2010 06:06 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2010 05:54 Draconizard wrote:
The blog section on this site is quickly spiraling downward from bad to terrible. Please, take your 4chan trash elsewhere.


Sorry, I don't use 4chan, a friend showed me a comic that ended with the bear thing and I enjoyed it enough to write a blog about copy-paste it... didn't mean to offend


Hates Fun🤔
Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-14 21:26:42
January 14 2010 21:26 GMT
#31
[image loading]
aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
January 14 2010 21:31 GMT
#32
On January 15 2010 06:22 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2010 06:06 SirJolt wrote:
On January 15 2010 05:54 Draconizard wrote:
The blog section on this site is quickly spiraling downward from bad to terrible. Please, take your 4chan trash elsewhere.


Sorry, I don't use 4chan, a friend showed me a comic that ended with the bear thing and I enjoyed it enough to write a blog about copy-paste it... didn't mean to offend





Google it, the only other places it's been posted are under the username SirJolt (or maybe "Serge Volte") I wrote this myself. Read my other blog posts, they're all in the same style man. Everything down to the punctuation and grammar will be pretty much identical.
Moderator@SirJolt
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
January 14 2010 21:34 GMT
#33
I suggest you funnel your talent/efforts towards something a bit more constructive.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
January 14 2010 21:34 GMT
#34
If it was posted on 4chan though, the thread likely is long gone and probably not archived, so a google search wouldn't find it. It's also possible the text only exists/ed in an image, which google would not find.
aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
January 14 2010 21:36 GMT
#35
lol fag
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4004 Posts
January 14 2010 21:37 GMT
#36
On January 15 2010 06:34 Nightmarjoo wrote:
If it was posted on 4chan though, the thread likely is long gone and probably not archived, so a google search wouldn't find it. It's also possible the text only exists/ed in an image, which google would not find.


In that case, I suppose the only solution would be to read my blogs, most of which I guess are of higher quality than this one, in terms of writing style... hopefully.

On January 15 2010 06:34 micronesia wrote:
I suggest you funnel your talent/efforts towards something a bit more constructive.


This had initially been an attempt to do just that, but the more I typed of it the more it seemed like there'd be no reasonable ending apart from, "But she's alright now." So I beared it instead. I wasn't really aware that it was a fad thing.
Moderator@SirJolt
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
January 14 2010 21:41 GMT
#37
On January 15 2010 06:37 SirJolt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2010 06:34 Nightmarjoo wrote:
If it was posted on 4chan though, the thread likely is long gone and probably not archived, so a google search wouldn't find it. It's also possible the text only exists/ed in an image, which google would not find.


In that case, I suppose the only solution would be to read my blogs, most of which I guess are of higher quality than this one, in terms of writing style... hopefully.

Show nested quote +
On January 15 2010 06:34 micronesia wrote:
I suggest you funnel your talent/efforts towards something a bit more constructive.


This had initially been an attempt to do just that, but the more I typed of it the more it seemed like there'd be no reasonable ending apart from, "But she's alright now." So I beared it instead. I wasn't really aware that it was a fad thing.

I wish more writers would end their stories this way rather than just slapping on a weak resolution.
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
January 14 2010 21:43 GMT
#38
oh god dammit
Ecrilon
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
501 Posts
January 14 2010 21:48 GMT
#39
I was ready to write an apology post about the nature of the internet because the only thing I could think about while reading the damn thing was "Troll? Yes? No? Maybe? Troll? Man if this isn't a troll am I a bad person?" but then the bears appeared and I lol oh silliness.
There is but one truth.
Kurosaki
Profile Joined August 2008
United States158 Posts
January 14 2010 21:57 GMT
#40
Almost made me feel bad for owning a jeep.
Prev 1 2 3 4 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Maestros of the Game
17:00
Group Stage - Group A
Classic vs TriGGeR
Reynor vs SHIN
ComeBackTV 1294
SteadfastSC516
IndyStarCraft 197
CranKy Ducklings180
EnkiAlexander 62
Rex59
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
SteadfastSC 516
IndyStarCraft 197
Livibee 157
BRAT_OK 101
ProTech81
Rex 59
JuggernautJason55
MindelVK 24
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 29113
EffOrt 970
Larva 439
hero 211
ggaemo 185
firebathero 145
sSak 110
Dewaltoss 91
Hyun 85
Mong 70
[ Show more ]
Bonyth 50
PianO 37
soO 32
Aegong 27
Sacsri 11
ajuk12(nOOB) 8
Dota 2
The International40201
Gorgc17542
Fuzer 277
Counter-Strike
Fnx 1942
pashabiceps782
Heroes of the Storm
Liquid`Hasu219
Other Games
FrodaN1272
ceh9452
ToD233
SortOf196
mouzStarbuck146
C9.Mang0116
ArmadaUGS115
Trikslyr112
Organizations
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 18 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• davetesta14
• Reevou 7
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• sooper7s
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Migwel
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
StarCraft: Brood War
• Michael_bg 5
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• C_a_k_e 1718
• masondota2713
League of Legends
• TFBlade807
Counter-Strike
• imaqtpie781
• Shiphtur193
Upcoming Events
OSC
8h 19m
MaNa vs SHIN
SKillous vs ShoWTimE
Bunny vs TBD
Cham vs TBD
RSL Revival
15h 19m
Reynor vs Astrea
Classic vs sOs
Maestros of the Game
22h 19m
Serral vs Ryung
ByuN vs Zoun
BSL Team Wars
1d
Team Bonyth vs Team Dewalt
CranKy Ducklings
1d 15h
RSL Revival
1d 15h
GuMiho vs Cham
ByuN vs TriGGeR
Cosmonarchy
1d 19h
TriGGeR vs YoungYakov
YoungYakov vs HonMonO
HonMonO vs TriGGeR
Maestros of the Game
1d 22h
Solar vs Bunny
Clem vs Rogue
[BSL 2025] Weekly
1d 23h
RSL Revival
2 days
Cure vs Bunny
Creator vs Zoun
[ Show More ]
Maestros of the Game
2 days
Maru vs Lambo
herO vs ShoWTimE
BSL Team Wars
3 days
Team Hawk vs Team Sziky
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
Monday Night Weeklies
3 days
The PondCast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSL Season 18: Qualifier 2
SEL Season 2 Championship
HCC Europe

Ongoing

Copa Latinoamericana 4
BSL 20 Team Wars
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 3
BSL 21 Qualifiers
ASL Season 20
CSL 2025 AUTUMN (S18)
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025

Upcoming

LASL Season 20
2025 Chongqing Offline CUP
BSL Polish World Championship 2025 – Warsaw LAN
BSL Season 21
BSL 21 Team A
Chzzk MurlocKing SC1 vs SC2 Cup #2
EC S1
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
MESA Nomadic Masters Fall
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.