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Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6775 Posts
January 14 2010 22:09 GMT
#41
son of a bitch
totally got me lol
Graphics
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
January 14 2010 22:11 GMT
#42
was this supposed to be fun? well it failed.
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-14 22:21:13
January 14 2010 22:21 GMT
#43
I admit, the 4chan story got me good.
This one didn't.
Sullifam
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
January 14 2010 22:25 GMT
#44
totally got me too

good storywriting, though i wouldve liked it to end with a fresh prince ending
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
January 14 2010 22:28 GMT
#45
I was feeling all sympathetic for you. A long time ago, someone very close to me suffered a serious injury and I remember quite clearly what it was like.

And then I realized that this was a sick joke.

Your taste in humor sucks and a darker side of me is really hoping karma catches up with you right now.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
Qikz
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United Kingdom12027 Posts
January 14 2010 22:28 GMT
#46
Totally got me too. Oh god I felt awful until I read the last few lines.
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Redunzl
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
862 Posts
January 14 2010 23:00 GMT
#47
pics or it didnt happen
keepITup
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
251 Posts
January 14 2010 23:23 GMT
#48
On January 15 2010 05:54 Draconizard wrote:
The blog section on this site is quickly spiraling downward from bad to terrible. Please, take your 4chan trash elsewhere.


people say this about like every thread.

"wah wahh TL blogs were so much better in the old days!!"

you guys take this way too seriously.
gyth
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
657 Posts
January 14 2010 23:45 GMT
#49
Sure enough, that flagged the sister's name

And the name stuff seemed odd too.
Do the Irish find their names nonsensical too?

The plural of anecdote is not data.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4011 Posts
January 15 2010 00:00 GMT
#50
On January 15 2010 08:45 gyth wrote:
Show nested quote +
Sure enough, that flagged the sister's name

And the name stuff seemed odd too.
Do the Irish find their names nonsensical too?



A lot of Irish peeps don't read/speak Irish fluently anymore, and we get a lot of migrant workers working in hospitals (I hadn't thought about it, but I suppose I'd assumed it was common enough everywhere).

To those saying that it's in poor taste, I wrote this about a year after my youngest sister (17) was hit by a jeep. The damage wasn't quite as severe, but I wanted something she could read about how it was for the rest of us that day...

As I said above, I couldn't finish it properly without it just being a, "... but you're alright now, isn't that lovely," so I beared it instead.

For what it's worth, she really liked it... though I'm not sure if that makes a difference to anyone but me.
Moderator@SirJolt
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
January 15 2010 00:42 GMT
#51
The 4chan story was funny... your's was sad and depressing... so I was too busy feeling sad to laugh at the end... boo.

Well written though
C'est la vie...
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
January 15 2010 00:53 GMT
#52
Ikonn
Profile Joined October 2009
Netherlands1958 Posts
January 15 2010 00:55 GMT
#53
This was really well written, but I doubt they would let visitors near a victim with such a maimed face. At least not until it's bandaged.
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
January 15 2010 00:56 GMT
#54
hahahahahahaha!!
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 15 2010 01:06 GMT
#55
I was really beginning to feel sorry too
QuoC
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States724 Posts
January 15 2010 01:21 GMT
#56
that was honestly f---ing retarded.
why post that shit. its funny?
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PewptyPewptyPewpty
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States26 Posts
January 15 2010 01:26 GMT
#57
This might have been funny if you could write real real good and pretty yet realistic and all, but it probably would still end up being like a painted wall with wet paint on it in a real humid place that I happened to be too, watching that wall with all the paint on it.
I like things that are good and dislike things that are bad.
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
January 15 2010 01:28 GMT
#58
Im to damn trusting of the internet lol.
Never Knows Best.
Vivi57
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States6599 Posts
January 15 2010 04:04 GMT
#59
damn. such good writing, it got me completely
Flash hwaiting! Nal_rA forever!
Taku
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada2036 Posts
January 15 2010 04:50 GMT
#60
Successful, but man of all the things to devote your time to...
When SC2 came for BW, I cried. Now LoL/Dota2 comes for SC2, and I laugh. \o/
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