When your up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to keep six, for the po-po's they will be there! God damn residence can't mind their own business, jeez louweez!
So the run started and the chase began, he didn't know how long but he was most certain, cops are slow. Yet he halted, and mutered to himself, my cousin her friend, they are still there! We must stop. So the halt began. The po-po cought up and finally felt self worth as he caught his culprit.
As the man and the several police officers surrounding him were speaking. The man suddenly outbursted in a drunken manner that he could have easily outrun the po-po, yet the po-po and friends stated otherwise.
po-po: "This officer is a gazel, he woulda caught ya".
wishbones: "I stopped halfway, if I wanted to I would have gotten away".
po-po & friends: "Hey you better shut up unless you wanna come with us for the night".
As wishbones heard the results to his DNA test, he was glad he was not the father, but yet this was not the case of tonight. Thanks Mr.Povich.
The officer released wish and said go home, so he pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. The same path he had run on to begin with. As he was halfway, he thought "hmm, they are still there, lets go back and hide while waiting". Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. Wish went onward to check it out hoping no one would see him, but to no avail, there was not a single person there. All was complete, the run home was intense, the bushes slapping him, left, right, left, right.
Finally Arrived, home at last, where the %^*& are those cops, they took them, Stupid mother*&%^ers, oops, the cops heard it all? The police drove cousin & friend home, while wishbones waited, oh noes!!!
Luckily mom said shut the fuck up son, or your going with them, and the only true power here tonight was mom, lol! The cops had no control, but one thread from good'ol momma "C" and wish was on lockdown.
1. You were arguing somewhere with your cousin and friend and residents called the cops on you. 2. You ran but then decided not to run. 3. They let you go. 4. Something happens here I don't understand. Like they let you go but you thought they were chasing you. Why would they chase you after they let you go? 5. Also don't understand this part. You expected the cops to come to your house but they didn't. 6. Again, something with your cousin I don't understand. 7. Your mom got you in trouble.
Can you fill in 4 5 6? Because the story makes zero sense for me.
When your up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to keep six, for the po-po's they will be there! God damn residence can't mind their own business, jeez louweez!
When you're up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to watch your back because the police might show up! God damn residents can't mind their own business!
So the run started and the chase began, he didn't know how long but he was most certain, cops are slow. Yet he halted, and mutered to himself, my cousin her friend, they are still there! We must stop. So the halt began. The po-po cought up and finally felt self worth as he caught his culprit.
When the police showed up, I ran for it. I didn't know how far it was to safety, but I knew that cops are generally slow so it would be pretty easy to get away. But as I was running, I realized that I had left my cousin back in the car. Thus, I had to stop running and go back. The policeman had a smug look on his face as he caught me.
As the man and the several police officers surrounding him were speaking. The man suddenly outbursted in a drunken manner that he could have easily outrun the po-po, yet the po-po and friends stated otherwise.
After the "chase," the police and my cousin claimed that a chase would have ended in my capture, but I disagreed in a drunken manner.
As wishbones heard the results to his DNA test, he was glad he was not the father, but yet this was not the case of tonight. Thanks Mr.Povich.
(T/L note: not sure what wishbones is saying here. Maybe it's simply a tangent, describing something that happened in a completely different place and time)
The officer released wish and said go home, so he pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. The same path he had run on to begin with. As he was halfway, he thought "hmm, they are still there, lets go back and hide while waiting". Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. Wish went onward to check it out hoping no one would see him, but to no avail, there was not a single person there. All was complete, the run home was intense, the bushes slapping him, left, right, left, right.
The officer released me and told me to go home, so I pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. Coincidentally, this was the same path I attempted to run away on at first. Halfway to my destination, I thought, "Hmm, my cousin is still back in the car. I'm gonna hide in the bushes while I wait for them." Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. I went all the way back to the car, but no one was there. Since there was nothing left to do, I ran back home, with the bushes slapping me to the left and right all the way home.
Finally Arrived, home at last, where the %^*& are those cops, they took them, Stupid mother*&%^ers, oops, the cops heard it all? The police drove cousin & friend home, while wishbones waited, oh noes!!!
When I got home, I cussed out the cops to myself for making me wait for my companions in vain. I was upset that my companions had been driven home without my knowledge. Unfortunately, the cops were in the house.
Luckily mom said shut the fuck up son, or your going with them, and the only true power here tonight was mom, lol! The cops had no control, but one thread from good'ol momma "C" and wish was on lockdown.
My mom saved my ass by advising me that the cops were in the immediate vicinity. She told me to shut the fuck up, and since she, and not any cop, is the only person I listen to, I did so.
When your up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to keep six, for the po-po's they will be there! God damn residence can't mind their own business, jeez louweez!
When you're up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to watch your back because the police might show up! God damn residents can't mind their own business!
So the run started and the chase began, he didn't know how long but he was most certain, cops are slow. Yet he halted, and mutered to himself, my cousin her friend, they are still there! We must stop. So the halt began. The po-po cought up and finally felt self worth as he caught his culprit.
When the police showed up, I ran for it. I didn't know how far it was to safety, but I knew that cops are generally slow so it would be pretty easy to get away. But as I was running, I realized that I had left my cousin back in the car. Thus, I had to stop running and go back. The policeman had a smug look on his face as he caught me.
As the man and the several police officers surrounding him were speaking. The man suddenly outbursted in a drunken manner that he could have easily outrun the po-po, yet the po-po and friends stated otherwise.
After the "chase," the police and my cousin claimed that a chase would have ended in my capture, but I disagreed in a drunken manner.
As wishbones heard the results to his DNA test, he was glad he was not the father, but yet this was not the case of tonight. Thanks Mr.Povich.
(T/L note: not sure what wishbones is saying here. Maybe it's simply a tangent, describing something that happened in a completely different place and time)
The officer released wish and said go home, so he pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. The same path he had run on to begin with. As he was halfway, he thought "hmm, they are still there, lets go back and hide while waiting". Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. Wish went onward to check it out hoping no one would see him, but to no avail, there was not a single person there. All was complete, the run home was intense, the bushes slapping him, left, right, left, right.
The officer released me and told me to go home, so I pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. Coincidentally, this was the same path I attempted to run away on at first. Halfway to my destination, I thought, "Hmm, my cousin is still back in the car. I'm gonna hide in the bushes while I wait for them." Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. I went all the way back to the car, but no one was there. Since there was nothing left to do, I ran back home, with the bushes slapping me to the left and right all the way home.
Finally Arrived, home at last, where the %^*& are those cops, they took them, Stupid mother*&%^ers, oops, the cops heard it all? The police drove cousin & friend home, while wishbones waited, oh noes!!!
When I got home, I cussed out the cops to myself for making me wait for my companions in vain. I was upset that my companions had been driven home without my knowledge. Unfortunately, the cops were in the house.
Luckily mom said shut the fuck up son, or your going with them, and the only true power here tonight was mom, lol! The cops had no control, but one thread from good'ol momma "C" and wish was on lockdown.
My mom saved my ass by advising me that the cops were in the immediate vicinity. She told me to shut the fuck up, and since she, and not any cop, is the only person I listen to, I did so.
so im laerning the blog section is ruthless, and people seem to need perfection, its quite rude that u dont know what a gazel is, im sure the word is spelled differently but u got what i meant, u improperly translated as well. You made invalid points, and ruined the originality of my blog. thanks for nothing!
On January 07 2010 03:36 wishbones wrote: so im laerning the blog section is ruthless, and people seem to need perfection, its quite rude that u dont know what a gazel is, im sure the word is spelled differently but u got what i meant, u improperly translated as well. You made invalid points, and ruined the originality of my blog. thanks for nothing!
You should be grateful that your gospel has been made comprehensible to the masses.
On January 07 2010 03:36 wishbones wrote: so im laerning the blog section is ruthless, and people seem to need perfection, its quite rude that u dont know what a gazel is, im sure the word is spelled differently but u got what i meant, u improperly translated as well. You made invalid points, and ruined the originality of my blog. thanks for nothing!
You should be grateful that your gospel has been made comprehensible to the masses.
yeah i know but u messed up some of the story, like u changed the fact that i was swearing at the cops into swearing at myself about the cops. I am no pussy, if i want to say it ull hear it, kind sir. except on TL of course.
On January 07 2010 03:36 wishbones wrote: so im laerning the blog section is ruthless, and people seem to need perfection, its quite rude that u dont know what a gazel is, im sure the word is spelled differently but u got what i meant, u improperly translated as well. You made invalid points, and ruined the originality of my blog. thanks for nothing!
You should be grateful that your gospel has been made comprehensible to the masses.
LOL hear that motbob? You improperly translated.
I am still grateful, oh Wise Bringer of Knowledge.
On January 07 2010 03:36 wishbones wrote: so im laerning the blog section is ruthless, and people seem to need perfection, its quite rude that u dont know what a gazel is, im sure the word is spelled differently but u got what i meant, u improperly translated as well. You made invalid points, and ruined the originality of my blog. thanks for nothing!
You should be grateful that your gospel has been made comprehensible to the masses.
yeah i know but u messed up some of the story, like u changed the fact that i was swearing at the cops into swearing at myself about the cops. I am no pussy, if i want to say it ull hear it, kind sir. except on TL of course.
No, he said you were swearing to yourself at the cops. There's no way you cursed at the cops. It's not about being a pussy, it's just plain stupid. Also, I doubt that anyone cares about what you have to say.
Wow, really, just a thrilling story. I mean, there was running, something about the police, someone may have been drunk (or acting drunk, same thing), then there was more running (why or to where I'm not sure about but it's probably not important), and then you got in trouble with your mom (again, I'm not exactly sure why but it's also probably not important) but all in all it was ok because you made it back safely to write a third-person blog about it on teamliquid, and for that I (we) thank you.
lMPERVlOUS says: Why the fuck would you run from the cops?
Wishbones says: oh hi supp why the fuk not lol i am used to it, and we were arguing so much that we only noticed them when arrived like ten feet away so myself im like fuck thisL: im out so i ran he chased me i dropped my mp3 player and SD card for it so i stopped runing we argued that he wudnt have caught me lol if u was there u wud have had a laugh lol
lMPERVlOUS says: lol still dumb, dumb move
Wishbones says: man im getting bagered i thought it wud be funny but people are all like it makes no sense no shit sherlock look at my quote! lol my quote gave me the idea to write a blog and the story it came from as well lol and the maury povich thing i wake up and always see U are not the father lol
lMPERVlOUS says: lol
Wishbones says: mot made a translation and he screwed up my story he said i swearing to myself abou the cops no no sir i was swearing at tem lol it was a while ago so as im reading im remembering it differently and what not when i got home i started tripping
lMPERVlOUS says: lol
Wishbones says: either that or i dont remmeber it was either i knew they were there or i didnt but yeah the girl thought it was nice woot woot lol that part i didnt add tho my cousins friend got all turned on by my attitude lol and how i was all defencive over them i guess anyways yeah ima take a breather ill be back ina jin and tonic
lMPERVlOUS says: lol nice later
Wishbones says: ima start trying to post randomly when i am on Tl yeah laterz random posts**
This happened over a period of about 2 minutes. wishbones types pretty fast.
On January 07 2010 03:51 BroOd wrote: Wow, really, just a thrilling story. I mean, there was running, something about the police, someone may have been drunk (or acting drunk, same thing), then there was more running (why or to where I'm not sure about but it's probably not important), and then you got in trouble with your mom (again, I'm not exactly sure why but it's also probably not important) but all in all it was ok because you made it back safely to write a third-person blog about it on teamliquid, and for that I (we) thank you.
thank the lord, yeah ill proof read next time i blog, i just wrote and pressed send, bcus thats what i thought blogging was all about. u just write and bang. this was my first ever blog by the way, so i assumed you can write anything, cus blog almost means blob to me, so like a blobl of words that make a story, but dont have to be perfectly written. Kind of like a large twitter post.
Oh, awesome. When I got to the end of that story I found myself wishing there was some extra info I didn't particularly need that might arrive at a later time.
lMPERVlOUS says: Why the fuck would you run from the cops?
Wishbones says: oh hi supp why the fuk not lol i am used to it, and we were arguing so much that we only noticed them when arrived like ten feet away so myself im like fuck thisL: im out so i ran he chased me i dropped my mp3 player and SD card for it so i stopped runing we argued that he wudnt have caught me lol if u was there u wud have had a laugh lol
lMPERVlOUS says: lol still dumb, dumb move
Wishbones says: man im getting bagered i thought it wud be funny but people are all like it makes no sense no shit sherlock look at my quote! lol my quote gave me the idea to write a blog and the story it came from as well lol and the maury povich thing i wake up and always see U are not the father lol
lMPERVlOUS says: lol
Wishbones says: mot made a translation and he screwed up my story he said i swearing to myself abou the cops no no sir i was swearing at tem lol it was a while ago so as im reading im remembering it differently and what not when i got home i started tripping
lMPERVlOUS says: lol
Wishbones says: either that or i dont remmeber it was either i knew they were there or i didnt but yeah the girl thought it was nice woot woot lol that part i didnt add tho my cousins friend got all turned on by my attitude lol and how i was all defencive over them i guess anyways yeah ima take a breather ill be back ina jin and tonic
lMPERVlOUS says: lol nice later
Wishbones says: ima start trying to post randomly when i am on Tl yeah laterz random posts**
This happened over a period of about 2 minutes. wishbones types pretty fast.
When your up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to keep six, for the po-po's they will be there! God damn residence can't mind their own business, jeez louweez!
When you're up late at night arguing with a cousin in a parking lot, about 20 minutes from home, remember to watch your back because the police might show up! God damn residents can't mind their own business!
So the run started and the chase began, he didn't know how long but he was most certain, cops are slow. Yet he halted, and mutered to himself, my cousin her friend, they are still there! We must stop. So the halt began. The po-po cought up and finally felt self worth as he caught his culprit.
When the police showed up, I ran for it. I didn't know how far it was to safety, but I knew that cops are generally slow so it would be pretty easy to get away. But as I was running, I realized that I had left my cousin back in the car. Thus, I had to stop running and go back. The policeman had a smug look on his face as he caught me.
As the man and the several police officers surrounding him were speaking. The man suddenly outbursted in a drunken manner that he could have easily outrun the po-po, yet the po-po and friends stated otherwise.
After the "chase," the police and my cousin claimed that a chase would have ended in my capture, but I disagreed in a drunken manner.
As wishbones heard the results to his DNA test, he was glad he was not the father, but yet this was not the case of tonight. Thanks Mr.Povich.
(T/L note: not sure what wishbones is saying here. Maybe it's simply a tangent, describing something that happened in a completely different place and time)
The officer released wish and said go home, so he pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. The same path he had run on to begin with. As he was halfway, he thought "hmm, they are still there, lets go back and hide while waiting". Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. Wish went onward to check it out hoping no one would see him, but to no avail, there was not a single person there. All was complete, the run home was intense, the bushes slapping him, left, right, left, right.
The officer released me and told me to go home, so I pushed forward into the dark forest-like path. Coincidentally, this was the same path I attempted to run away on at first. Halfway to my destination, I thought, "Hmm, my cousin is still back in the car. I'm gonna hide in the bushes while I wait for them." Ten minutes later no one arrived around the bend. I went all the way back to the car, but no one was there. Since there was nothing left to do, I ran back home, with the bushes slapping me to the left and right all the way home.
Finally Arrived, home at last, where the %^*& are those cops, they took them, Stupid mother*&%^ers, oops, the cops heard it all? The police drove cousin & friend home, while wishbones waited, oh noes!!!
When I got home, I cussed out the cops to myself for making me wait for my companions in vain. I was upset that my companions had been driven home without my knowledge. Unfortunately, the cops were in the house.
Luckily mom said shut the fuck up son, or your going with them, and the only true power here tonight was mom, lol! The cops had no control, but one thread from good'ol momma "C" and wish was on lockdown.
My mom saved my ass by advising me that the cops were in the immediate vicinity. She told me to shut the fuck up, and since she, and not any cop, is the only person I listen to, I did so.
On January 07 2010 06:22 yhnmk wrote: retarded blog because the OP has no sense of the english language.
Most people here don't, I'm not insulting TL at all, just saying we have a lot of foreigners.
Agreed. If they dont come from an english speaking country, I'll give them some common courtesy and respect, and work hard on understanding what they mean. But this dudes from Canada. His horrible English is just a sign of his own idiocy, nothing more. I mean, the popo? What, do we have starcraft nerds coming out of the Ghetto now? Honestly...
Was the original post done in limerick format? I get the sense he tried to add rhythm to his writing similar to a Christmas carol. Not appreciated. Blog a youtube about it next time.
On January 07 2010 07:56 wishbones wrote: I'd just like to say how sorry I am for bringing out all the assholes of teamliquid by posting my blog, in full I apologize for your lack of respect, and problematic stupidity that enfuriates me, good day idiots. You know who you guys are. (PLURAL)
On January 07 2010 07:56 wishbones wrote: I'd just like to say how sorry I am for bringing out all the assholes of teamliquid by posting my blog, in full I apologize for your lack of respect, and problematic stupidity that enfuriates me, good day idiots. You know who you guys are. (PLURAL)
infuriate
i'm furious too, though. ran out of cheez-its :\ ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH IM SO DAMN MAD
On January 07 2010 07:56 wishbones wrote: I'd just like to say how sorry I am for bringing out all the assholes of teamliquid by posting my blog, in full I apologize for your lack of respect, and problematic stupidity that enfuriates me, good day idiots. You know who you guys are. (PLURAL)
I was once riding my bike and a police car suddenly approaches me head on in the direction that I'm heading. I turn my bike around fast as hell and try to out-bike the police car. After a couple of hundred meters I jump into a hedge bush and try to run through but get stuck. The police car slides up right beside me with sirens on and this big policeman pulls out a gun and screams at me.
I thought they wanted to bust me for biking without lights. It turned out they thought that I was carrying drugs or weapons. Soon after they said sorry and left me. lol
Moral of the story is that trying to escape from the police can be both scary and funny. I've done the same thing some other times and managed to escape though.
Arite finel adits, i nevar intended for anyone to actually think of my blog, as a well writtuun, easee to understand, perfeclty punctuated blawg. It was just me feeling a moment to shair a story. I really do regret that now that i sea how rude people are. This story is one worth sharing, its actually quite funny, but it seems not all of you got that. I gess it taiks a person with similiar experences to understand how it would be fuuny. But non of you have had this such. So you all think you can cryticize me on my spelling erroars, my lack of detale, well I make spelling misteaks because I don't goooogle each word before adding here on TL. This was not meant for you if you posted negative comments, so why would you have done this I wonder? Is it because you are regular's in the department of tl that seems to hate on people? In all my years here at TL this is the first time I have encountered people like yourselves in an attempt to attack me.
On January 07 2010 08:37 Foucault wrote: I was once riding my bike and a police car suddenly approaches me head on in the direction that I'm heading. I turn my bike around fast as hell and try to out-bike the police car. After a couple of hundred meters I jump into a hedge bush and try to run through but get stuck. The police car slides up right beside me with sirens on and this big policeman pulls out a gun and screams at me.
I thought they wanted to bust me for biking without lights. It turned out they thought that I was carrying drugs or weapons. Soon after they said sorry and left me. lol
Moral of the story is that trying to escape from the police can be both scary and funny. I've done the same thing some other times and managed to escape though.
I very much like this story :D
edit, blogs are confusing if i ban does it only ban for this blog, if so taht would waste my time, har har. I cant ban them from all my blogs.
On January 07 2010 08:37 Foucault wrote: I was once riding my bike and a police car suddenly approaches me head on in the direction that I'm heading. I turn my bike around fast as hell and try to out-bike the police car. After a couple of hundred meters I jump into a hedge bush and try to run through but get stuck. The police car slides up right beside me with sirens on and this big policeman pulls out a gun and screams at me.
I thought they wanted to bust me for biking without lights. It turned out they thought that I was carrying drugs or weapons. Soon after they said sorry and left me. lol
Moral of the story is that trying to escape from the police can be both scary and funny. I've done the same thing some other times and managed to escape though.
I very much like this story :D
edit, blogs are confusing if i ban does it only ban for this blog, if so taht would waste my time, har har. I cant ban them from all my blogs.
If you ban someone from your blog, they will be banned from responding to all of your future blog entries.
On January 07 2010 08:39 wishbones wrote: Arite finel adits, i nevar intended for anyone to actually think of my blog, as a well writtuun, easee to understand, perfeclty punctuated blawg. It was just me feeling a moment to shair a story. I really do regret that now that i sea how rude people are. This story is one worth sharing, its actually quite funny, but it seems not all of you got that. I gess it taiks a person with similiar experences to understand how it would be fuuny. But non of you have had this such. So you all think you can cryticize me on my spelling erroars, my lack of detale, well I make spelling misteaks because I don't goooogle each word before adding here on TL. This was not meant for you if you posted negative comments, so why would you have done this I wonder? Is it because you are regular's in the department of tl that seems to hate on people? In all my years here at TL this is the first time I have encountered people like yourselves in an attempt to attack me.
Arite finel adits, i nevar intended for anyone to actually think of my blog, as a well writtuun, easee to understand, perfeclty punctuated blawg. It was just me feeling a moment to shair a story. I really do regret that now that i sea how rude people are. This story is one worth sharing, its actually quite funny, but it seems not all of you got that. I gess it taiks a person with similiar experences to understand how it would be fuuny. But non of you have had this such. So you all think you can cryticize me on my spelling erroars, my lack of detale, well I make spelling misteaks because I don't goooogle each ward before adding heer on TL. This was not meant for you if you posted negative comments, why would you reply? Is it because you are regular's in the department of tl that seems to hate on people? In all my yeers here at TL this is the first time I have encounturd peeple like yourselves in an attempt to attack mi.
On January 07 2010 09:11 Archaic wrote: It's a gazelle*...
as a matter of fact, I googled that after people said "whats a gazel" or w.e i wrote. Lol so google is effective! butt, eye won't be cawled an ideot for taipoes!
i don't understand why you were running when you did nothing wrong. You were arguing with your cousin. The worst they could do is give you a noise violation or something but more than likely they would just tell you to cease and desist and go home.
On January 07 2010 08:39 wishbones wrote: Arite finel adits, i nevar intended for anyone to actually think of my blog, as a well writtuun, easee to understand, perfeclty punctuated blawg. It was just me feeling a moment to shair a story. I really do regret that now that i sea how rude people are. This story is one worth sharing, its actually quite funny, but it seems not all of you got that. I gess it taiks a person with similiar experences to understand how it would be fuuny. But non of you have had this such. So you all think you can cryticize me on my spelling erroars, my lack of detale, well I make spelling misteaks because I don't goooogle each word before adding here on TL. This was not meant for you if you posted negative comments, so why would you have done this I wonder? Is it because you are regular's in the department of tl that seems to hate on people? In all my years here at TL this is the first time I have encountered people like yourselves in an attempt to attack me.
Were you trying to use grammar incorrectly on purpose? I almost couldn't tell the difference between this post and the opening post.
why would you run if you're just arguing? unless you had something on you.. even so, as long as your nice to the cop and apologize/swallow your pride, they'd probably just tell you to scram -_-
I used to run from the cops all the time, throwing jouks and backtracks too. Those idiots in their loud specific-sounding pig mobiles.
One time they did catch us though. Usually we just ran from the cops for no reason (well the reason was so they didn't stop and harass us like they always did), and they did actually catch up to us after the standard harassment they let us go.
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