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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-24 01:31:14
December 24 2009 01:25 GMT
#1
Dad and I went to the doctor office 2 days ago and they said that since dad is over 40 years old, he needs to get his stools examined in the yearly check up. We each got 4 tubes of blood sucked out of us, peed in a jarate, and handed them in for testing...
So today dad finally managed to scrape 3 days worth of poops. I drove to the office and handed them in.
On my way back I was thinking about why I stopped listening to Harry Potter book 2 on youtube and switched to book 6 when I bumped into a car in front of me. I was just starting going forward when the car in front of me went forward as the traffic light changed, but I think the other car stopped for some reason and I was absent minded, so I drove into it.
We changed some basic information, an officer came and wrote a case report and gave us a case number, and we're off. I asked him if I'd have to go to driver school and he asked me "Do you want me to write you a citation?" to which I replied "Oh no please don't haha". He explained that in the spirit of Christmas they normally don't charge people (thank you jesus!)
Pah, my parents weren't too mad but the insurance money is going to go up

p.s.
If anyone is a fan of harry potter audio book by Jim Dale here's a link:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Zhierryl#p/c/5EEDF2C9F32FF54A/42/1pUJgJ3QHVc
check out her playList, I've been following through it

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Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Elemenope
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Burkina Faso1704 Posts
December 24 2009 01:28 GMT
#2
needs more jarate ze
In DotA you could
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
December 24 2009 01:29 GMT
#3
usually when delivering poop i also have harry potter on my mind

i see we have something in common
RIP Aaliyah
Equaoh
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada427 Posts
December 24 2009 02:03 GMT
#4
Funny, the delivery in Harry Potter reminds me of poop
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
December 24 2009 02:03 GMT
#5
I thought this was about sending feces to the labs to test E. Coli. are other nasty critters.
:]
SwEEt[TearS]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1575 Posts
December 24 2009 02:06 GMT
#6
I thought the title would be poop delicious

good thread nevertheless.5*
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Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
December 24 2009 02:08 GMT
#7
Dammit, thought this blog would be about a Poop Deli.
GW.Methos
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States249 Posts
December 24 2009 02:11 GMT
#8
haha
i.pwn.n00bs
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
December 24 2009 02:15 GMT
#9
haha you are such a strange kid you know that evan?
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
aeroH
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1034 Posts
December 24 2009 02:16 GMT
#10
i thought u were gonna spill it or something
ForTheSwarm
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States556 Posts
December 24 2009 02:21 GMT
#11
On December 24 2009 11:08 Jyvblamo wrote:
Dammit, thought this blog would be about a Poop Deli.

Ha ha, me too!
Whenever I see a dropship, my asshole tingles, because it knows whats coming... - TheAntZ
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
December 24 2009 02:24 GMT
#12
On December 24 2009 10:29 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
usually when delivering poop i also have harry potter on my mind

i see we have something in common


hahaha
Sullifam
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-24 02:33:08
December 24 2009 02:31 GMT
#13
Im the only non-Harry Potter fan in here I presume. Honestly, no idea what you guys are talking about.

edit: Damn it wheres LOTR! Harry Potter can have 20 books and movies, why cant we drag it on?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17035 Posts
December 24 2009 02:32 GMT
#14
The only thing that's running through my mind right now is "what the hell is a jarate"? :/
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Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-24 02:36:44
December 24 2009 02:36 GMT
#15
On December 24 2009 11:32 Empyrean wrote:
The only thing that's running through my mind right now is "what the hell is a jarate"? :/

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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-24 02:39:58
December 24 2009 02:38 GMT
#16
On December 24 2009 11:32 Empyrean wrote:
The only thing that's running through my mind right now is "what the hell is a jarate"? :/


I believe its the Sniper's weapon in TF2 hes referring too. JaratEH!!!

Very useful for putting out fires, revealing spies and blinding the enemy. And of course griefing.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
December 24 2009 02:44 GMT
#17
I was expecting random feces throwing around. Me no rikey.
"Alán Shore" and "August Terran" @ LoL EUW - liquidparty
daz
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada643 Posts
December 24 2009 03:37 GMT
#18
I was so expecting to read that when you bumped into the car the shock opened the poop canister and it spilled all over your car. I was sorely disappointed.
Some eat to remember, some smash to forget. 2009msl.com
Trident
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Bhutan54 Posts
December 24 2009 04:05 GMT
#19
I thought this was for sure a thread were you mailed chunky monkey shit to someone you hate and they opened the package only to cry.
Dont stress, meditate
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 24 2009 06:37 GMT
#20
i definitely wasn't expecting this o.o
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
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