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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 17 2009 18:09 GMT
#1
Underneath a steely glare,
Gritting teeth inside your lair,
Outraged by some fucking noob,
Teeming from the lack of lube,
Take it out onto your mouse,
Abuse the walls of your house,
Scream as loud as you can,
Keep it up, you're the man,
Accepting faults is not your style,
True nerds know to spit some bile,
Endless fits without a smile.

****
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Misrah
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1695 Posts
December 17 2009 18:13 GMT
#2
5/5
A thread vaguely bashing SC2? SWARM ON, LOW POST COUNT BRETHREN! DEFEND THE GLORIOUS GAME THAT IS OUR LIVELIHOOD
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
December 17 2009 18:17 GMT
#3
Rate this blog post a 5?
Yes.
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jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5522 Posts
December 17 2009 18:19 GMT
#4
haha
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
December 17 2009 18:36 GMT
#5
hahaha
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
December 17 2009 18:39 GMT
#6
rating: 2/10
+ Show Spoiler +
final_rating: 1/rating


kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
December 17 2009 19:21 GMT
#7
good
Hi
da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
December 17 2009 19:30 GMT
#8
lol not bad.
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3456 Posts
December 17 2009 19:31 GMT
#9
If you can't survive,
And your rating takes a dive,
Try 5 7 5.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
December 17 2009 19:36 GMT
#10
On December 18 2009 03:39 EsX_Raptor wrote:
rating: 2/10
+ Show Spoiler +
final_rating: 1/rating



u gotta skate
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Blue_Goo
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada7 Posts
December 17 2009 19:47 GMT
#11
lol made me smile

but usually i just throw my keyboard...
I play toss cause I suck at Starcraft and need all the imba I can get.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
December 17 2009 20:12 GMT
#12
--- Nuked ---
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
December 17 2009 20:23 GMT
#13
standard 4/5, nice poem.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
December 17 2009 20:44 GMT
#14
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
December 17 2009 20:44 GMT
#15
Cruising through the forum's blogs,
Hark! A poem 'mongst the smog.
Egad! It rhymes, and soothes my ear.
For in the shadows, waiting near,
Repeats a meme, if seen correct.
Only the wise perhaps detect.
Cast your monitor to the side,
Keen eyes see, if wit's applied.
"See it now?", mikeymoo replied.
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LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
December 17 2009 20:51 GMT
#16
I must be the only one.... sigh
Chains none
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
December 17 2009 21:12 GMT
#17
cute poem
cw)minsean(ru
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-17 21:17:37
December 17 2009 21:17 GMT
#18
On December 18 2009 05:44 mikeymoo wrote:
Cruising through the forum's blogs,
Hark! A poem 'mongst the smog.
Egad! It rhymes, and soothes my ear.
For in the shadows, waiting near,
Repeats a meme, if seen correct.
Only the wise perhaps detect.
Cast your monitor to the side,
Keen eyes see, if wit's applied.
"See it now?", mikeymoo replied.

if it wasnt for you i wouldn't see it.

5/5 blog ;]
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
December 17 2009 21:34 GMT
#19
chef does indeed rock
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
December 17 2009 22:44 GMT
#20
chef's gotta skate on rocks to make this complete.
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
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