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betaben
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
681 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-14 20:30:48
December 14 2009 15:25 GMT
#1
I try to get mildly clever/cool/interesting presents.
This year I am way behind. So i thought I'd share some of the stuff I've seen in the hope that you'll post stuff you've seen that is cool.

6-in-1 solar toy
mirage "hologram" maker
coffee from a weasel's anus<- actually just weasel vomit coffee.
appearing cow lamp
bako poking box
plantable paper
keyboard cleaning slime
cuddly toys of subatomic particles
candle powered flying lanterns

These are not too good.. any ideas? Also, things that I bought a while ago may not be achievable for this christmas..

jOke.Baka
Profile Joined November 2009
United States62 Posts
December 14 2009 15:50 GMT
#2
I was planning on gift wrapping some coal. As I watch the person unwrapping and witnessing the coal inside the box, I'll constantly smile. They'll think it's a joke and i have another gift to give them... but no.... it's just coal...
betaben
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
681 Posts
December 14 2009 15:53 GMT
#3
On December 15 2009 00:50 jOke.Baka wrote:
I was planning on gift wrapping some coal. As I watch the person unwrapping and witnessing the coal inside the box, I'll constantly smile. They'll think it's a joke and i have another gift to give them... but no.... it's just coal...

lump of coal
butter
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States785 Posts
December 14 2009 16:01 GMT
#4
How about some chicken essence.
TL should have a minigame where you have to destroy some rocks before you can make a new post – DentalFloss
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
December 14 2009 16:40 GMT
#5
I like that keyboard cleaning slime, and the cow lamp. lol

That weasel poop coffee is pretty cool too lol
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-14 16:43:49
December 14 2009 16:43 GMT
#6
Potato chip machine.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=36018
Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-14 17:40:15
December 14 2009 17:40 GMT
#7
thehandsomenerd.com/

I asked for 2 of the shirts
KTY
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
December 14 2009 18:00 GMT
#8
On December 15 2009 00:50 jOke.Baka wrote:
I was planning on gift wrapping some coal. As I watch the person unwrapping and witnessing the coal inside the box, I'll constantly smile. They'll think it's a joke and i have another gift to give them... but no.... it's just coal...


step brother did that to me. lol.
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-14 19:56:41
December 14 2009 19:54 GMT
#9
Definitely the Weasel coffee... Who wouldnt like that, also keyboard cleaner sounds cool.

EDIT: The coffee is regurgitated which means they throw it up not poop it out.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 14 2009 20:11 GMT
#10
On December 15 2009 01:43 SnowFantasy wrote:
Potato chip machine.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=36018

Oh hell no... Don't remind people of this!
betaben
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
681 Posts
December 14 2009 20:31 GMT
#11
On December 15 2009 04:54 GreEny K wrote:
Definitely the Weasel coffee... Who wouldnt like that, also keyboard cleaner sounds cool.

EDIT: The coffee is regurgitated which means they throw it up not poop it out.

good point. made a note. no suggestions for presents, though?
GW.Methos
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States249 Posts
December 14 2009 20:53 GMT
#12
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