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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 06 2009 02:50 GMT
#1
Remember Beards?

Beards used to be so cool. Beards still are cool. You know what ruined beards? Women's rights.

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Women's rights brought about the idea that women could choose what they're attracted to. Gone are the days of the 1800s when no matter how AWESOME a man's beard was, his woman just had to deal with it.

[image loading]


You know why women had to deal with it? Because love was a relationship between a man and a woman's father. Part of that interaction was the father approving of the man's wealth. But a much BIGGER part of that interaction was the father approving of the man's beard. That's because men think beards are cool. That's why back then you could bone the hottest girl in town and still have a beard. It's because the only person you had to attract was the hottest girl's father.

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Men used to be so imba. It reminds me of StarCraft back in the day. Do you remember when Terran's used to go one base dropships and it was actually viable?

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One base dropships was cool. One base dropships still are cool. Do you know what ruined dropships? Protoss and Zerg balance consideration in maps.

****
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
9287
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States134 Posts
December 06 2009 02:52 GMT
#2
i have a beard O_O
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 06 2009 02:52 GMT
#3
Do you have a girlfriend?
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
December 06 2009 02:55 GMT
#4
wearing a beard is like rubbing your balls over a cheese grater
HEY MEYT
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
December 06 2009 03:01 GMT
#5
On December 06 2009 11:55 JohnColtrane wrote:
wearing a beard is like rubbing your balls over a cheese grater

Well then good thing people have beards instead of wear them O_O
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
December 06 2009 03:03 GMT
#6
No mention of the classic mustache?

[image loading]
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
December 06 2009 03:03 GMT
#7
Well then good thing people grow beards and not rub their balls over a cheese grater.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
December 06 2009 03:05 GMT
#8
needs more neckbeard

[image loading]
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
December 06 2009 03:06 GMT
#9
I have a beard but I've been considering to cut it...



...Moustache would be the part staying of course.
If you have to ask, you don't know.
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
December 06 2009 03:06 GMT
#10
On December 06 2009 12:03 Spenguin wrote:
Well then good thing people grow beards and not rub their balls over a cheese grater.

We do, we're called terrans.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-06 03:14:28
December 06 2009 03:13 GMT
#11
[image loading]


[image loading]
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
December 06 2009 03:13 GMT
#12
I always thought neckbeards made people look like the scarecrow in the wizard of oz... with straw stickin up out of his collar.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
December 06 2009 03:18 GMT
#13
On December 06 2009 12:03 Spenguin wrote:
Well then good thing people grow beards and not rub their balls over a cheese grater.


its the same thing
HEY MEYT
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
December 06 2009 03:18 GMT
#14
On December 06 2009 12:01 zergnewb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 06 2009 11:55 JohnColtrane wrote:
wearing a beard is like rubbing your balls over a cheese grater

Well then good thing people have beards instead of wear them O_O


its the same thing...
HEY MEYT
Altar
Profile Joined May 2008
United States577 Posts
December 06 2009 03:22 GMT
#15
This is the funniest thing I've read all day, thank you.
Heavens to Betsy
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
December 06 2009 03:34 GMT
#16
beards are awesome. I'm 20 and still dream of the day i can grow one (very late bloomer).
Better than Pokebunny
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-06 03:39:56
December 06 2009 03:38 GMT
#17
i have an awesome beard right now
about 1.5 months ago i ran out of razors and just went with it


mindcrime, neck beard, lmao !


this blogpost was actually very funny btw
etch
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada176 Posts
December 06 2009 03:45 GMT
#18


magic starts at 0:21
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 06 2009 03:45 GMT
#19
Chef is one of the best posters on this forum. My friend tried to grow a beard. It stopped growing as fast after 0.5 cm or so, so he just shaved it, and went back to normal. T'was a sad day.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-06 03:51:25
December 06 2009 03:50 GMT
#20
On December 06 2009 12:45 etch wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE


magic starts at 0:21



omg!
working door! LMAO

the guy screaming "oh my god" is hilarious
ive watched the video like 5 times now just for the guy's swagger lmao
he struts that beard so confidently
seriously that is real? lol
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-06 03:54:38
December 06 2009 03:51 GMT
#21
On December 06 2009 12:05 Mindcrime wrote:
needs more neckbeard

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In order for it to be a neckbeard it needs more neck. that there sir is a chin strap.


http://beardteamusa.org/
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
December 06 2009 03:59 GMT
#22
You don't know that; he's got a high collar
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
asl-ninja
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
78 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-06 04:01:29
December 06 2009 04:00 GMT
#23
luls beard door
FUCKIN AMAZING WHO AM I KIDDING
Entusman #41 asl-ninja!
Omni
Profile Joined May 2009
United States72 Posts
December 06 2009 05:11 GMT
#24
Beard door. 'Nuff said.
Arnic
Profile Joined January 2009
81 Posts
December 06 2009 05:14 GMT
#25
On December 06 2009 12:45 etch wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE

magic starts at 0:21


Holy fuck!
The beard cage is about the most awesome thing I've ever seen. I wish I could have one.
I'd also consider a beard-a-clava but I'm guessing it might be hard to maintain a beard that you'd grown up and over your own head.

Beards really are super.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
December 06 2009 05:22 GMT
#26
my profile picture shows my delicious beard
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Xxio
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada5565 Posts
December 06 2009 05:26 GMT
#27
this thread is full of win. i'm growing a beard.
KTY
Arnic
Profile Joined January 2009
81 Posts
December 06 2009 05:30 GMT
#28
On December 06 2009 14:22 tonight wrote:
my profile picture shows my delicious beard


And also that you are a lumberjack?
Commendations on the beard, it's a sturdy one.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 06 2009 05:53 GMT
#29
On December 06 2009 14:22 tonight wrote:
my profile picture shows my delicious beard

Actually I think that picture is about enough to get you Canadian citizenship. I have a hat like that too
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
CaptainPlatypus
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States852 Posts
December 06 2009 06:47 GMT
#30
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
December 06 2009 06:48 GMT
#31
On December 06 2009 12:59 Mindcrime wrote:
You don't know that; he's got a high collar

Touche
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 06 2009 06:50 GMT
#32
On December 06 2009 14:22 tonight wrote:
my profile picture shows my delicious beard


That bottle of Red Stripe must be good.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
9287
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States134 Posts
December 06 2009 06:59 GMT
#33
On December 06 2009 11:52 Chef wrote:
Do you have a girlfriend?



yes i have a fiance
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-06 07:08:02
December 06 2009 07:07 GMT
#34
On December 06 2009 15:50 Disregard wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 06 2009 14:22 tonight wrote:
my profile picture shows my delicious beard


That bottle of Red Stripe must be good.

That was halloween, and Red Stripe is always good. Had to be something that didn't require me to shave.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
December 06 2009 07:42 GMT
#35
On December 06 2009 12:45 etch wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE

magic starts at 0:21


Oh my god
I cannot stop laughing
Shine[Kal] #1 fan
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
December 06 2009 07:52 GMT
#36
On December 06 2009 16:42 Xenocide_Knight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 06 2009 12:45 etch wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE

magic starts at 0:21


Oh my god
I cannot stop laughing


LOL!!! HOLY SHIT, I almost didnt care for the video. Curiosity ftw!
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
December 06 2009 09:50 GMT
#37
LOOOOOLLLLLLLL that beard cage!!
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
December 06 2009 09:59 GMT
#38
lmfao THE DOOR THE DOOR
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
December 06 2009 10:23 GMT
#39
Try to get a nice girl with such a beard.
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
December 06 2009 12:12 GMT
#40
OHHHHHH OHHHHH IT OPENED IT OPENED!!
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
WeSt
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Portugal918 Posts
December 06 2009 12:28 GMT
#41
working door! LOL!
zvz is imba
Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
December 06 2009 12:37 GMT
#42
Many chicks dig well-groomed, moderate beards. I don't have that much facial hair, but people like my "villain" beard.
Speake
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States494 Posts
December 06 2009 13:36 GMT
#43
God damn i laughed so hard at the 15 different guys yelling DOOOOR
tQ.Speake
~_~
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada239 Posts
December 06 2009 15:57 GMT
#44
beards are ok but i prefer the stubble.

from wikipedia:
"A study in the U.K. found that women rated men with facial stubble as tough, mature, aggressive, dominant and masculine - and as the best romantic partners, either for a fling or a long-term relationship."

: D
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-07 00:20:39
December 06 2009 16:14 GMT
#45
Edited out picture. Damn sites won't let me leech.

Beards are awesome though. Kids these days only go for emo soulpatches.
Savior broke my heart ;_; || twitch.tv/onnings
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
December 06 2009 17:24 GMT
#46
i hate this thread
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
December 06 2009 17:36 GMT
#47
On December 07 2009 00:57 ~_~ wrote:
beards are ok but i prefer the stubble.

from wikipedia:
"A study in the U.K. found that women rated men with facial stubble as tough, mature, aggressive, dominant and masculine - and as the best romantic partners, either for a fling or a long-term relationship."

: D


finally a use for the annoyingly quick rate at which my facial hair grows
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
December 06 2009 17:38 GMT
#48
I only date girls that like beards who would want a girl that only dates some metrosexual, pedicuring, facial getting, wine drinking, panty waist of a man.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
December 06 2009 17:39 GMT
#49
lol that video is hilarious

That guy sure as hell has a long beard
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
December 06 2009 17:45 GMT
#50
On December 06 2009 15:59 9287 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 06 2009 11:52 Chef wrote:
Do you have a girlfriend?



yes i have a fiance


You probably have a nice controlled shaped beard, the OP is talking about fucking AWESOME BEARDS. like the motherfucker didnt shave for a year, cut have of it off in some places then grew it for another 2.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 06 2009 22:00 GMT
#51
On December 07 2009 00:57 ~_~ wrote:
beards are ok but i prefer the stubble.

from wikipedia:
"A study in the U.K. found that women rated men with facial stubble as tough, mature, aggressive, dominant and masculine - and as the best romantic partners, either for a fling or a long-term relationship."

: D

Since I hate shaving, I regularly just take a 0 blade haircut shaver and run it over my face. It's much faster and easier. And the only reason I shave anyways is because if I don't my face will get itchy and I tend to break out easier (make's sense). So I have a permanent 5 o clock shadow most of the time.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 06 2009 22:01 GMT
#52
epic video
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
December 06 2009 22:47 GMT
#53
I love that vid chuck.
FyRe_DragOn
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada2056 Posts
December 06 2009 23:14 GMT
#54
haha 5/5 too bad i cant grow a beard
aka DragOn[NaS]
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
December 07 2009 00:22 GMT
#55
Whatever floats your boat, but I've tried and they're annoying as hell (especially mustaches.) I had this compulsion to try and bite the stache.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
December 07 2009 00:28 GMT
#56
On December 07 2009 02:24 StorrZerg wrote:
i hate this thread

Storr, how could you possibly hate this thread? Do you deny the fact that beards are awesome?
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32082 Posts
December 07 2009 00:59 GMT
#57
On December 06 2009 14:22 tonight wrote:
my profile picture shows my delicious beard

with just one post, i almost gained respect for you, you lumber jack mother fucker
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9287
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States134 Posts
December 07 2009 02:41 GMT
#58
On December 07 2009 02:45 Hypnosis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 06 2009 15:59 9287 wrote:
On December 06 2009 11:52 Chef wrote:
Do you have a girlfriend?



yes i have a fiance


You probably have a nice controlled shaped beard, the OP is talking about fucking AWESOME BEARDS. like the motherfucker didnt shave for a year, cut have of it off in some places then grew it for another 2.




i haven't shaved in 3 years buddy
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
December 07 2009 03:57 GMT
#59
On December 07 2009 09:22 Jibba wrote:
Whatever floats your boat, but I've tried and they're annoying as hell (especially mustaches.) I had this compulsion to try and bite the stache.


while you're making out with your lover?
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17731 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-07 04:11:12
December 07 2009 04:10 GMT
#60
On December 07 2009 09:28 Sentenal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2009 02:24 StorrZerg wrote:
i hate this thread

Storr, how could you possibly hate this thread? Do you deny the fact that beards are awesome?

hes cursed with a 13 year old's body of course he hates this thread

but when all of us are in our 40's and 50's and hes the only one who looks 30 then he wins
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-07 04:26:47
December 07 2009 04:26 GMT
#61
On December 07 2009 13:10 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2009 09:28 Sentenal wrote:
On December 07 2009 02:24 StorrZerg wrote:
i hate this thread

Storr, how could you possibly hate this thread? Do you deny the fact that beards are awesome?

hes cursed with a 13 year old's body of course he hates this thread

but when all of us are in our 40's and 50's and hes the only one who looks 30 then he wins




Sure pick on the old guys I am almost 40 T_T 33 in a few weeks.

I keep thinking of doing different facial hair pic blog thing. I try so many different facial hair configs. Nothing like the guys that compete in beard and stache contest though.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-07 05:21:55
December 07 2009 05:21 GMT
#62
On December 07 2009 13:10 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2009 09:28 Sentenal wrote:
On December 07 2009 02:24 StorrZerg wrote:
i hate this thread

Storr, how could you possibly hate this thread? Do you deny the fact that beards are awesome?

hes cursed with a 13 year old's body of course he hates this thread

but when all of us are in our 40's and 50's and hes the only one who looks 30 then he wins

Yeah, I know, but if I came into this topic and said that myself, I'd get an angry PM from him crying to me about it lol

So I have to think of other ways to troll him.
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
April 26 2010 17:37 GMT
#63
Bumping this because a quote I stumbled upon and also trying to grow a beard:

"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless—boys and women—and I am neither one." - Greek saying

The Greeks are the Gosu of beards.

[image loading]
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Kingfisher
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada144 Posts
April 26 2010 21:48 GMT
#64
Fuck man, I'm Asian.
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
April 26 2010 21:59 GMT
#65
Beards are awesome. Just shaved this morning unfortunately, but I kept a pretty badass goatee. Still no beard, though.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
April 26 2010 23:57 GMT
#66
personally I think I look better with something. I look kind of gay clean shaven.

[image loading]

Looks good doesn't it?
XK ßubonic
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
April 27 2010 00:00 GMT
#67
[image loading]
Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2109 Posts
April 27 2010 00:43 GMT
#68
On April 27 2010 02:37 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
Bumping this because a quote I stumbled upon and also trying to grow a beard:

"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless—boys and women—and I am neither one." - Greek saying

The Greeks are the Gosu of beards.

[image loading]


But Pericles head was shaped like a penis, so he falls down.
Nerdette // External revolution - Internal revolution // Fabulous // I raise my hands to heaven of curiosity // I don't know what to ask for // What has it got for me? // Kerribear
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
April 27 2010 02:25 GMT
#69
i remember reading this blog a while ago. since then, I've stopped shaving. I have gotten many compliments on my beard
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
April 27 2010 02:55 GMT
#70
On April 27 2010 09:43 Kerotan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 27 2010 02:37 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
Bumping this because a quote I stumbled upon and also trying to grow a beard:

"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless—boys and women—and I am neither one." - Greek saying

The Greeks are the Gosu of beards.

[image loading]


But Pericles head was shaped like a penis, so he falls down.


Themistocles?

[image loading]

Miltiades the Younger?

[image loading]

Lycurgus of Sparta?

[image loading]

Cimon?

[image loading]
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
April 27 2010 03:31 GMT
#71
[image loading]

:D

I want a badass lumberjack beard,or failing that, a classic 3 kingdoms- Paimei beard going.
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2109 Posts
April 27 2010 04:53 GMT
#72
On April 27 2010 11:55 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 27 2010 09:43 Kerotan wrote:
On April 27 2010 02:37 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
Bumping this because a quote I stumbled upon and also trying to grow a beard:

"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless—boys and women—and I am neither one." - Greek saying

The Greeks are the Gosu of beards.

[image loading]


But Pericles head was shaped like a penis, so he falls down.


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Themistocles?

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Miltiades the Younger?

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Lycurgus of Sparta?

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Cimon?

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But wasn't it Pericles that was most ridiculed for his "onion head" in particular by Aristophanes?
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32082 Posts
April 27 2010 14:32 GMT
#73
i still wish i could grow something beyond a 5-6days worth that doesnt look haggard as shit
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Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3336 Posts
April 27 2010 15:29 GMT
#74
I have a beard. I haven't shaved any part of my face in 8 years. I only trim my mustache.
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alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
April 27 2010 16:51 GMT
#75
I am so very pro-beards that I only date bearded girls.

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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-04 03:37:12
May 04 2010 03:37 GMT
#76
Even Coco has a beard:

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