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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 06 2009 02:50 GMT
#1
Remember Beards?

Beards used to be so cool. Beards still are cool. You know what ruined beards? Women's rights.

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Women's rights brought about the idea that women could choose what they're attracted to. Gone are the days of the 1800s when no matter how AWESOME a man's beard was, his woman just had to deal with it.

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You know why women had to deal with it? Because love was a relationship between a man and a woman's father. Part of that interaction was the father approving of the man's wealth. But a much BIGGER part of that interaction was the father approving of the man's beard. That's because men think beards are cool. That's why back then you could bone the hottest girl in town and still have a beard. It's because the only person you had to attract was the hottest girl's father.

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Men used to be so imba. It reminds me of StarCraft back in the day. Do you remember when Terran's used to go one base dropships and it was actually viable?

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One base dropships was cool. One base dropships still are cool. Do you know what ruined dropships? Protoss and Zerg balance consideration in maps.

****
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
9287
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States134 Posts
December 06 2009 02:52 GMT
#2
i have a beard O_O
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 06 2009 02:52 GMT
#3
Do you have a girlfriend?
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
December 06 2009 02:55 GMT
#4
wearing a beard is like rubbing your balls over a cheese grater
HEY MEYT
zergnewb
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States816 Posts
December 06 2009 03:01 GMT
#5
On December 06 2009 11:55 JohnColtrane wrote:
wearing a beard is like rubbing your balls over a cheese grater

Well then good thing people have beards instead of wear them O_O
Welcome to the Durst-Zone
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
December 06 2009 03:03 GMT
#6
No mention of the classic mustache?

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"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
December 06 2009 03:03 GMT
#7
Well then good thing people grow beards and not rub their balls over a cheese grater.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
December 06 2009 03:05 GMT
#8
needs more neckbeard

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That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
December 06 2009 03:06 GMT
#9
I have a beard but I've been considering to cut it...



...Moustache would be the part staying of course.
If you have to ask, you don't know.
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
December 06 2009 03:06 GMT
#10
On December 06 2009 12:03 Spenguin wrote:
Well then good thing people grow beards and not rub their balls over a cheese grater.

We do, we're called terrans.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-06 03:14:28
December 06 2009 03:13 GMT
#11
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meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
December 06 2009 03:13 GMT
#12
I always thought neckbeards made people look like the scarecrow in the wizard of oz... with straw stickin up out of his collar.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
December 06 2009 03:18 GMT
#13
On December 06 2009 12:03 Spenguin wrote:
Well then good thing people grow beards and not rub their balls over a cheese grater.


its the same thing
HEY MEYT
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
December 06 2009 03:18 GMT
#14
On December 06 2009 12:01 zergnewb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 06 2009 11:55 JohnColtrane wrote:
wearing a beard is like rubbing your balls over a cheese grater

Well then good thing people have beards instead of wear them O_O


its the same thing...
HEY MEYT
Altar
Profile Joined May 2008
United States577 Posts
December 06 2009 03:22 GMT
#15
This is the funniest thing I've read all day, thank you.
Heavens to Betsy
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
December 06 2009 03:34 GMT
#16
beards are awesome. I'm 20 and still dream of the day i can grow one (very late bloomer).
Better than Pokebunny
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-06 03:39:56
December 06 2009 03:38 GMT
#17
i have an awesome beard right now
about 1.5 months ago i ran out of razors and just went with it


mindcrime, neck beard, lmao !


this blogpost was actually very funny btw
etch
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada176 Posts
December 06 2009 03:45 GMT
#18


magic starts at 0:21
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 06 2009 03:45 GMT
#19
Chef is one of the best posters on this forum. My friend tried to grow a beard. It stopped growing as fast after 0.5 cm or so, so he just shaved it, and went back to normal. T'was a sad day.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-12-06 03:51:25
December 06 2009 03:50 GMT
#20
On December 06 2009 12:45 etch wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE


magic starts at 0:21



omg!
working door! LMAO

the guy screaming "oh my god" is hilarious
ive watched the video like 5 times now just for the guy's swagger lmao
he struts that beard so confidently
seriously that is real? lol
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