EPTWhat can i do to help? drink more water?
/i'm not trolling, this is serious.... -_-
Anus hurts when shitting...
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YPang
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What can i do to help? drink more water? /i'm not trolling, this is serious.... -_- | ||
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phosphorylation
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plated.rawr
Norway1676 Posts
Aside from that though, I dunno. I'm a carnivore, so I don't experience any pure vegetative disorders. | ||
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hcliff454
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epicdoom
United States489 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
We aren't doctors. If you have a pain go see a professional or ask someone around you. "What can I do to help, drink more water" ???!?!! SERIOUS? | ||
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leftykill
United States120 Posts
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Zurles
United Kingdom1659 Posts
So I'll say see a doctor, even if a random guy here says something its never going to be very credible. | ||
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-fj.
Samoa462 Posts
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Mothra
United States1448 Posts
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
On November 19 2009 10:44 -fj. wrote: your shit will be hard as hell if you eat alot of white bread and things like it. hmm i have been replacing a lot of stuff with noodles/potatoes, and other high carb diet.... I'm thinking of cutting that back more. | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
On November 19 2009 10:45 Mothra wrote: You might have the same problem as this cloud guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17aG_Po2Y amazingly its not bleeding, just hurt a lot. | ||
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
jk i hope you feel better | ||
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Fixed
United States174 Posts
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Mothra
United States1448 Posts
On November 19 2009 10:45 YPang wrote: amazingly its not bleeding, just hurt a lot. Oh well maybe soon. I congratulate you on the two thumbs up in your mood icon. If my anus hurt while shitting I would have at least one thumbs down. Attempt to be serious: If you're eating mostly noodles and potatoes you're not getting much fiber. Fresh fruits and vegetables have lots of water and fiber in them. Nuts are also a fiber rich source for vegetarian diet. | ||
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Duke
United States1106 Posts
On November 19 2009 10:53 Fixed wrote: Also you may have a hemorrhoid. i thought this. eat FiberOne cereal products and be happy my friend. | ||
RaGe
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Carnivorous Sheep
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d3_crescentia
United States4054 Posts
Seriously. | ||
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andiCR
Costa Rica2273 Posts
on topic, tape yourself while sleeping. Someone could be having a good time at night | ||
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AoN.DimSum
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Fixed
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Chuiu
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Fixed
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251
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VorcePA
United States1102 Posts
Drink more fluids. Go see a doctor. | ||
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R0YAL
United States1768 Posts
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Ingenol
United States1328 Posts
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arb
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
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Sadistx
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Have you been playing protoss? | ||
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ShaperofDreams
Canada2492 Posts
a thread for this, really? | ||
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Cloud
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Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
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maneatingshoe
Canada484 Posts
I'm pretty sure I saw an add for a drug one time that said had "painful defecation" listed as one of the side effects, but I'm also pretty sure it was for Alzheimer's | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
On November 19 2009 12:31 Snet wrote: Any hot foods, or eat anything like sunflower seed shells that might of scratched you on the way out earlier? yes i have ate some sunflowers... and i tried the american way of eating it and just munched the shell in too by accident. | ||
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stack
Canada348 Posts
You could see a gp and they can give you meds or referral for a thorough checkup/colonoscopy. ps fuck a large portion of this community. losers, kids, and morons. Glad i only come here for bw news.. | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
On November 19 2009 12:33 YPang wrote: yes i have ate some sunflowers... and i tried the american way of eating it and just munched the shell in too by accident. I eat sunflower seeds all the time when watching movies or shows on hulu. I do the same thing and sometimes just eat the whole thing, which can end up in some painful shits on the occasion. I don't know if this could be the cause of your pain or not, just suggesting an idea. | ||
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keepITup
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i've had it for years though, iono. it can be pretty terrible and last like 10 minutes after, but i live with it. (also sometimes occurs after ejaculation, just throwing that out there if you can relate) iono if your pain is the throbbing kind though, if you know how to describe it that is. i probably have prostate cancer or something, oh well. | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
i guess stop eating those edamn sunflower seeds whole lol o________o drnik more water more fruits stop eating so many potatoes and noodles wtf | ||
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gokai
United States812 Posts
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Loanshark
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emucxg
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kroko
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EsX_Raptor
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Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
On November 19 2009 12:33 YPang wrote: yes i have ate some sunflowers... and i tried the american way of eating it and just munched the shell in too by accident. wtf I didn't know the american way was to eat the shell. ewwwWTF? Bro I remember playing baseball at the age of 5-6 and never remember eating sunflower seed shells. Matter of fact I never recall anybody eating the shells, and baseball is an american sport. Baseball fans/players are notorious to chew alot of sunflower seeds. Your stomach probably has a hard time digesting a shell. WTF are you a bird? | ||
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QuanticHawk
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Foucault
Sweden2826 Posts
On November 19 2009 10:25 {88}iNcontroL wrote: You are like some aspiring rpf.. you want this forum to shit on you or something? We aren't doctors. If you have a pain go see a professional or ask someone around you. "What can I do to help, drink more water" ???!?!! SERIOUS? Agreed Wtf is with this topic, get real | ||
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Mickey
United States2606 Posts
Check this page out, and try to see if you are doing anything wrong. If this doesn't stop the pain within a couple days, I would go to a local clinic. http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/digestive-diseases-constipation | ||
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yhnmk
Canada630 Posts
On November 19 2009 11:20 Carnivorous Sheep wrote: This.How about you go back to eating meat, like a MAN. | ||
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NeVeR
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On November 19 2009 10:49 Caller wrote: im going to resist the urge to make any bad jokes. that would be a dick move, and it would probably hurt, even though this is probably not the first time that you would heard it. You best take a look at what's coming out of your butt, namely the colors, and maybe just put all of this behind you jk i hope you feel better ![[image loading]](http://kb3302.k12.sd.us/images/funnystuff/funny-kid-tells-joke-to-dog.jpg) | ||
mrmin123
Korea (South)2971 Posts
On November 19 2009 11:15 RaGe wrote: Uhm, I turned veggie a couple months ago and I do not have this problem. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  | ||
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himurakenshin
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Superiorwolf
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1pq
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jukk888
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
On May 16 2013 12:45 jukk888 wrote: Don't eat apples (and/or bananas) and eggs the same day. This thread is 4 years old... EDIT: I don't think this guy knows this is a gaming website | ||
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
On May 16 2013 12:45 jukk888 wrote: Don't eat apples (and/or bananas) and eggs the same day. I'm curious, what did you Google search to end up here? | ||
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BisuEver
United States247 Posts
On May 16 2013 12:45 jukk888 wrote: Don't eat apples (and/or bananas) and eggs the same day. What a weird post to write and bump after 4 years. | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
On May 16 2013 13:42 Chairman Ray wrote: I'm curious, what did you Google search to end up here? I wonder if semioldguy could find out for us? should we ask? | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On May 16 2013 13:56 MysteryMeat1 wrote: I wonder if semioldguy could find out for us? should we ask? We need to know now. We need to know everything. We need an update on the OP's anus, too. | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
On May 16 2013 13:58 ninazerg wrote: We need to know now. We need to know everything. We need an update on the OP's anus, too. Aight IMA pm him! | ||
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BisuEver
United States247 Posts
On May 16 2013 13:58 ninazerg wrote: We need to know now. We need to know everything. We need an update on the OP's anus, too. Yknow after 4 years I don't think his anus is doing too well. | ||
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MysteryMeat1
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Aerisky
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Loser777
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BisuEver
United States247 Posts
On May 16 2013 14:04 BisuEver wrote: Yknow after 4 years I don't think his anus is doing too well. I know because I've been in a similar situation. | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
On May 16 2013 14:42 BisuEver wrote: I know because I've been in a similar situation. I think responding to ur self is a bit much, you should have just edited it in. | ||
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BisuEver
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On May 16 2013 14:45 MysteryMeat1 wrote: I think responding to ur self is a bit much, you should have just edited it in. WHAT JUST HAPPENED? | ||
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MCDayC
United Kingdom14464 Posts
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SamsungStar
United States912 Posts
On May 16 2013 13:58 ninazerg wrote: We need to know now. We need to know everything. We need an update on the OP's anus, too. LOL the first thing I wondered when I realized this was a 4 yr old thread was how YPang's ass was doing nowadays. | ||
dravernor
Netherlands6192 Posts
On May 16 2013 22:27 SamsungStar wrote: LOL the first thing I wondered when I realized this was a 4 yr old thread was how YPang's ass was doing nowadays. My thought exactly. And i laughed out loud when i read that. hahaha | ||
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ne0lith
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SamsungStar
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BisuEver
United States247 Posts
On May 16 2013 23:33 ne0lith wrote: We need to go deeper. Do we? | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On May 16 2013 23:33 SamsungStar wrote: Tbh though, most of the time when this happens it's because there's not enough oil/fat in the diet. Oils and fats are stool softeners which make shitting a more pleasant experience. If you eat salads and raw veggies all day, those turds come out really rough and abrasive, which is just not nice on the asshole. The people telling him to eat more fiber/water aren't going to help at all. He's probably getting plenty of fiber. He's not constipated. He's got hard stools. The literal version of a "mean shit." I'm not necessarily sure that his anus problem is directly related to his diet, even though he seems to indicate that he thinks this is the case in the original post. For all we know, it could be an entirely separate problem. | ||
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MysteryMeat1
United States3292 Posts
On May 17 2013 02:43 ninazerg wrote: I'm not necessarily sure that his anus problem is directly related to his diet, even though he seems to indicate that he thinks this is the case in the original post. For all we know, it could be an entirely separate problem. I think the OP should try anal sex 3 times no more no less. 3 shall be the number of times thou shall have anal sex and the number of times OP must have anal sex is 3. Four times thou shall not do, neither shalt thou do two times excepting that thou then have anal a 3rd time. Five is out right gay. Once the sexing has been three times, three being the third time thou has had a penis inserted into the anus, thou shalst poop in peace. Amen | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
On May 16 2013 13:42 Chairman Ray wrote: I'm curious, what did you Google search to end up here? butthurt sc2 newb | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
You're the new incontrol. It's official now. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32130 Posts
well i know i gained weight and all but jeez | ||
semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
As far as YPang's anus and how it's doing... I'm not sure myself, but I know he is still active on the site (even if he might not be posting as often anymore, he still visits), so send him a PM asking! :p | ||
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YPang
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BisuEver
United States247 Posts
On May 20 2013 09:49 YPang wrote: hahaahahahaha this is hilarious, my anus is doing just fine after i stopped being a vegetarian. I knew it. It was that fiber. | ||
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OmniEulogy
Canada6600 Posts
On May 20 2013 09:49 YPang wrote: hahaahahahaha this is hilarious, my anus is doing just fine after i stopped being a vegetarian. Thank God! It's been 4 years but finally we have some closure! | ||
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GoShox
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
On May 20 2013 09:49 YPang wrote: hahaahahahaha this is hilarious, my anus is doing just fine after i stopped being a vegetarian. Every time there is a vegan debate on TL, I will link them to this thread. | ||
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SamsungStar
United States912 Posts
It's not the fiber. It's the lack of fat to soften the stools. My god. Learn what fiber does. And happy to hear it, YPANG! | ||
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Indrium
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LuckyFool
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
On May 20 2013 09:49 YPang wrote: hahaahahahaha this is hilarious, my anus is doing just fine after i stopped being a vegetarian. I'm very glad to hear about this latest news concerning your anus. I was beginning to worry, but then I saw you posted in another thread, so I decided to check back and sure enough, you finally gave us the update we were all hoping for. It gives me renewed faith that dreams do come true and that peoples' anuses can recover from the very worst. | ||
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mothergoose729
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YPang
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ne0lith
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On June 04 2013 10:30 YPang wrote: lol guys let this thread die!! it's like embarrassing lmao This thread may die but your anus will be forever in my heart. | ||
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