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B+ Korean cheesefags smurfing the D ranks - Page 9

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Ao_Jun
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Denmark396 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-11 11:48:45
November 11 2009 11:48 GMT
#161
Okay, so to answer your question. I'm normally a C+/B- (^.^) protoss player, however i like playing Z and T as well. Also i like practising new strategies with protoss.

This i like to do without losing my "normal" rank. So i play a few accounts to C- or so. Again i don't particularly enjoy playing D or D+ games so the fastest way to get to C-ish is to cheese. Then at some point i get so good at whatever strategy i am practising that my 'smurf' hits C+, B- or whatever. Then to practise a new strategy i make a new account. I would love it if i could create an account at an arbitrary rank but sadly this is not possible.

Point is, i don't smurf to hurt anyones feelings.

And hey, i don't like losing either.
you are one of the least benigtedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
November 11 2009 13:25 GMT
#162
I think the argument that higher ranked people cheese to get through games faster isn't always accurate. I don't cheese at all at D rank and my average game length is like 6-7 minutes until the C ranks.
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
tYsopz
Profile Joined July 2009
Norway215 Posts
November 11 2009 16:08 GMT
#163
Getting cheesed in some way or another happens probably like 4/10 games around D at least vs protoss, but I have yet to play smurfing b-rankers on my 50ish games on ICC.

I know how it's extremely frustrating to get inbase proxied repeatedly, but you are going to get flamed when you exaggerate to the extent you are doing now. Just learn to scout in time and how to counter whatever cheese is thrown at you.
"I'm going to send them to a far far distant place called Disneyland. Safe and sound at their own convenience, at the fastest and cheapest rate." - Lee Sung Eun
Jadyks
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States119 Posts
November 11 2009 19:18 GMT
#164
On November 11 2009 15:48 OneOther wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2009 15:48 DREAM-JOY wrote:
On November 11 2009 15:35 Xeris wrote:
I'll do it if I find out his iccup name.


I believe his name is Mekhami. Somebody found out his name on page 2 or something, and I checked Gretorp's livestream thread he identified himself as Mekhami.

Also - he hasn't played a single Korean since like september 19. And even they were D+ with <50% stats. lol.

LOL

You're so clever finding my protoss account. SO CLEVER.
citi.zen
Profile Joined April 2009
2509 Posts
November 11 2009 19:21 GMT
#165
Protoss account? Smurf!
Aut viam inveniam, aut faciam.
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
November 11 2009 20:06 GMT
#166
Due to the completely unproductive nature of this (open lol) thread, I'm gonna have to call pseudo-strat rant shenanigans v2, where v1 was an orchestrated rant about how Z>>>>P or something like that.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
November 11 2009 20:25 GMT
#167
On November 12 2009 04:21 citi.zen wrote:
Protoss account? Smurf!


Funny because it's true

What a dipshit
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
closed
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Vatican City State491 Posts
November 12 2009 17:10 GMT
#168
On November 11 2009 07:44 WhuazGoodJaggah wrote:
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On November 11 2009 07:35 closed wrote:
Btw. Speaking of stats - does anyone play 2v2? It's damn impossible to find a partner for 2v2 even when you got nice stats (like d+ 12-0) and when you finally find one, it occurs that the "10-2 guy" cant win vs D+... so your record gets shitty and you cant find an ally to play on C- level, which means that your allie is some random noob going 8pylon,9pylon,10pylon,11pylon...


maybe YOU shouldnt be so picky about allys? I play only open 2v2 because i got pissed by this gay ally searching in the channel and then be shouted at by D+ players telling me how big of a noob i am only to see them stuck at D+/C-, playing open games with random allies is way more convinient and you get to playmuch faster. Its just very hard to find games >C+ without a fix ally and that sucks hard.


D+/C- open game players do not deserve their ranks IMO.
I can go 10-0 vs D+ "open" players. It's not because I am that good (my max is C), but because they play so sad. Seriously any rank up to C- seems to be pretty random.
Usually when I go pubs I end up with a protoss ally (I am zerg), I ask him to cannon me - and that 3200pts C- guy says that he never heard of this build and that I am a noob. Then he proceedes to go 2gate zealots vs anything and gets outmicroed by goons/owned by mnm.
I do not claim I am any good, but playing with pubs without any strats leads to noowhere, because they have no damn clue about the game.
Like today I play a game some idiot comes and says that he is B- and that we should both go 7 or 9 pool vs T+Z team. I tell him that the zerg will go 12pool->2sunkens and we can do jack shit and just wait for the terran to kill us. He claims that he knows better. We lose, just I've described. (I often win in the opposite way, which to be honest, is pretty sad, because a good team will do a completely different strat...).
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 12 2009 19:17 GMT
#169
On November 11 2009 05:30 infinity21 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2009 05:08 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
i felt the same way you did. I even made a similar blog about it

but all the people telling you you're horrible at starcraft and that you need to stfu and learn how to play are right. if you lose to a cheese, dont get pissed. watch the replay and figure out how not to fuck up next time

change your mindset. people aren't gonna hand you wins, you have to earn them. you're not going to improve or have any fun playing starcraft if you're the way you are right now. i used to rage really bad. i still do, but i take breaks between games to calm down, watch the replay, and maybe practice 1 game vs comp. i just hit my highest iccup rank ever a couple days ago. you're just a few positive habits away from it too

Did you not read the thread? The guy claims that 3/4 of the players he's facing is B+ (hint: they're C-). He has a skewed idea of what this game is about (hint: it's winning). It's fine if he wants to work on his basics but it's ridiculous to try to expect the average iccup user to never cheese. I bet a lot of those cheeses weren't even cheese builds. I can go 8 rax, wall-in and do a non-committed bunker rush while expanding and if Z is terrible, he will lose to it but he probably thinks that I'm some cheesefag who never plays standard.

erm..what? did you not read my post? I'm addressing the reason he made this post, not what hes posting about. the problem here is his mindset. he's blaming everything but himself for his lack of success. you just told me he isn't thinking about the game right and my post was all about how i went from a similar situation as his to one where i am winning because i changed my view and habits with the game.
confusing >.>
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-19 05:47:42
November 19 2009 05:47 GMT
#170
Holy shit wrong thread... Sorry for the bump meant to post in iccup smurfs... was quoting...
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
November 19 2009 06:04 GMT
#171
O well, this thread is full of lols anyways

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