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madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
November 07 2009 08:33 GMT
#1
I did it. All 7 patties.

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So I woke up this morning at 6am because I was going to take the SAT for the second time today. TBH I hadn't prepared that well and I was a little nervous going in. My mom decided to be nice and drive me to school so I ended up getting there like 45 minutes early. I sat down, sharpened my #2 pencils and once everybody had arrived, started the test. To my surprise I found it very easy. Everybody else was like "omg the math was so hard" or "omg the critical reading passage didn't make sense" but I finished with enough time to check every single answer for all 10 sections. I'm a little worried because every time I think a test is really easy I always ended up failing it... Since we had just spent like 4 hours doing an exam, I, along with 3 of my friends, decided to hit Shibuya and try the windows 7 burger. One of my buddies dropped out because he had a photo shoot (and models can't afford to eat this kind of food) to go to. And then there were 3. Another friend pussied out and just ordered a normal whopper. So one of my friends and I coughed up the 1450 yen for the burger and a drink and took on the challenge. The first thing that struck me about the burger was its size. Obviously, the thing was a monster. And it weighed a ton. I can't believe all that weight is in my stomach right now... Eating it was horrible. First of all, the 7 patties were really dry and tasteless processed beef. Second, there wasn't enough sauce or toppings. It was just a couple of tomatoes, onions, and pickles with some lettuce (the amount you'd get in a normal whopper). So it tasted really bad. I'm not a serious eater or anything so I ate it way too slowly and ended up getting full halfway through. It took me like an hour to finish it while my friend finished his in less than 30 minutes (he was really hungry). I have a couple of pics on my phone and my friend has a couple of pics on his phone. I'm gonna go sleep (and hopefully digest some of that burger) so I'll upload the pictures later and hopefully steal my friend's pictures when he uploads them on facebook.

****
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
November 07 2009 08:42 GMT
#2
holy shit pics asap
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Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
November 07 2009 08:45 GMT
#3
wow full half way through? Light weight lol. I am pretty sure I can eat 2 of those things no problem.

Interesting story though
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
November 07 2009 08:50 GMT
#4
Man, I have trouble with double whoppers being dry and hard to eat... Why would you do this to yourself? Does it have anything to do with it being a windows burger?
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
November 07 2009 08:53 GMT
#5
Congrats on finishing it, personally I wouldn't do it, that's way too much beef for me, just looking at it turns me away. Can't believe you finished it after you said the meat was all dry and tasteless.
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BEARDiaguz
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Australia2362 Posts
November 07 2009 08:58 GMT
#6
Bah,you're a fucken pansy! Right after finishing the HSC (which I imagine is sort of the equivalent of SAT's) me and a bunch of mates felt like celebrating. We went to the nearest hungry Jacks and ordered Octo-whoppers. That's right motherfuckers, 2 bland bits of sesame seed implanted dough, some bacon and barbeque sauce cowering atop 8 layers of beef each sandwiched between 2 slices of grease and oil soaking cheese.

The first one of us who balled up and approached the counter to explain our most otherwordly order ('an octowhopper, a whopper with 8 meat slices, you know') when prompted with what other goods he would like to order responded "oh, a diet coke. I don't want to get fat".

Fun times.
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TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
November 07 2009 09:24 GMT
#7
oh fuck man post the pics
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writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
November 07 2009 09:56 GMT
#8
lmao what sort of idiot would find the math section hard
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
November 07 2009 09:57 GMT
#9
A few weeks ago i went out for indian food and was determined to finish two large entrees + a bunch of naan + mango lassi by myself because I was starving and it was my bday. I was able to accomplish my goal, but afterwords my stomach was so expanded I looked/felt pregnant so I pretty much had to go throw up some of it in the bathroom to prevent injury lol. Yea so useless haha...

oh did you get a prize or anything for finishing your burger?
Equaoh
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada427 Posts
November 07 2009 10:19 GMT
#10
How efficient, you just had a day's worth of food in one meal!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
November 07 2009 10:38 GMT
#11
wtf is a windows7 burger hahah whatk inda promotion is that lol
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Tonkerchen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
680 Posts
November 07 2009 10:56 GMT
#12
lol this looks really sick, literally.
and burgerking suxx anyway!
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caedmon-
Profile Joined April 2009
Australia64 Posts
November 07 2009 11:15 GMT
#13
poor cows
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
November 07 2009 12:30 GMT
#14
Gluttony is BY FAR my favorite sin.
Chains none
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
November 07 2009 12:31 GMT
#15
It sounds like the employees just made it like shit. Not that I think the burger would be delicious by any standard, but still...
Hello
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
November 07 2009 13:32 GMT
#16
The burgers I ate in random diners in the US were the best tasting. Out of fast food chains, burger king is probably the best around here, but only because the alternative is macdonalds.

How did you bite into that? Or is it smaller than it looks in the picture?
No I'm never serious.
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
November 07 2009 13:44 GMT
#17
On November 07 2009 19:56 Tonkerchen wrote:
lol this looks really sick, literally.
and burgerking suxx anyway!


Burger King Sucks?

You aren't a man... or even human for that matter.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-07 14:21:28
November 07 2009 14:15 GMT
#18
On November 07 2009 22:44 Jayme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2009 19:56 Tonkerchen wrote:
lol this looks really sick, literally.
and burgerking suxx anyway!


Burger King Sucks?

You aren't a man... or even human for that matter.

He's from Maldives lol:

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Holy crap, i wouldnt got to BK if i lived in a place like that!
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illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
November 07 2009 14:46 GMT
#19
And it's only 777 yen!
:]
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17756 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-07 15:08:41
November 07 2009 15:08 GMT
#20
McDonald's killed Burger King here
BK is so much better...
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
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