This is my review of Paranormal Activity. I can't believe this movie is real and this was all filmed on a camera! From beginning to end, this film kept me on the edge of my seat; as well as others in the theatre. It was horrify and was scary as hell. The film did not lag in any portion and it kept up with everything that was going on. When looking for a good horror films that will keep you awake for days, this is the one my friends. I know I'm not sleeping tonight. I also think I shat myself. What makes the film even better is the fact it was real! It's drop dead scary knowing this can really happen to us. Do not take this movie as a joke! My review will give this movie a solid five stars/A+. Hope you liked it!

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just kidding. This movie blew cock. The last 20 minutes is the only thing I liked. I felt like I should of saved my money and use it for something better, like food. I'm starving now. Never ending pasta bowls for 9$ at olive garden, here I come.

EtherealDeath

United States8366 Posts

October 12 2009 00:41 GMT

Man you had me crying in pain until the end.

ieatkids5

United States4628 Posts

October 12 2009 00:48 GMT

hahahaha

if you had convinced some people to watch the movie, they'll probably refrain from opening the spoiler too...

wodesanchoon

25 Posts

October 12 2009 00:53 GMT

Why did I read the spoiler :l

Rotodyne

United States2263 Posts

October 12 2009 00:56 GMT

The last sentence of your spoiler makes me so jealous.

ShoCkeyy

7815 Posts

October 12 2009 01:30 GMT

Lol, I'm glad to help you guys!

asl-ninja

78 Posts

October 12 2009 01:37 GMT

read spolier first xD

HeavOnEarth

United States7087 Posts

October 12 2009 01:42 GMT

omg i read ur op and u said it wuz gud then i watched it and it sux !! fag!!

alffla

Hong Kong20321 Posts

October 12 2009 02:55 GMT

"should have"

alffla

Hong Kong20321 Posts

October 12 2009 02:55 GMT

#10

thanks for the review btw lolool

selboN

United States2523 Posts

October 12 2009 03:47 GMT

#11

All I had to do was read the title of this movie and I knew it would be garbage. Horror films are such a joke... Most anyways.

arb

Noobville17922 Posts

October 12 2009 04:14 GMT

#12

fml

edit : sadly like most paranormal shows all shows based on real events(i.e shit actually happening) are incredibly difficult to believe unless you actually experience.

i assume this movie is the same

madnessman

United States1581 Posts

October 12 2009 04:47 GMT

#13

damn. I was excited for a good horror/paranormal movie. The Fourth Kind looked promising when I first saw the trailer but I did some research on it and it sounds like it might be pretty bad.

IMO the interviews look pretty creepy.

ShoCkeyy

7815 Posts

October 12 2009 07:19 GMT

#14

Yea the commercial to that movie was really good. I wouldn't mind doing a review to it!

Leg[end]

United States241 Posts

October 21 2009 09:14 GMT

#15

Incredible review
I fucking lol'd

ShoCkeyy

7815 Posts

October 22 2009 04:31 GMT

#16

On October 21 2009 18:14 Leg[end] wrote:
Incredible review
I fucking lol'd

Thank you, I should do more of these.

Pengu1n

United States552 Posts

October 22 2009 15:12 GMT

#17

I thought the movie was interesting. I don't believe in that paranormal stuff so it wasn't very scary but it was still a good watch. The best part was definately the end and it was actually funny to see how scared people in the theater were getting. When the movie ended the lights never came back on and people freaked and ran out of the theater screaming "I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE"

EsX_Raptor

United States2802 Posts

October 22 2009 15:48 GMT

#18

I've LIVED real paranormal stuff before...

now THAT's scary!

Kingsp4de20

United States716 Posts

October 22 2009 15:52 GMT

#19

Yea I saw it the other day to, waste of 20 bucks. There was some douche in the back who kept saying BOO! the whole fucking time to, that was nice...
If youve seen the preview for the movie then you pretty much saw the majority of the good parts lol...

Mickey

United States2606 Posts

October 22 2009 16:07 GMT

#20

Shit, son. never ending pasta bowls for the win!

As far as the movie goes. Friends invited me to go see it, but I've never really been into horror movies like that. It reminds me of Quarantine, and that was horrible.