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uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-04 23:32:13
October 04 2009 23:29 GMT
#1
Machine asked me to post this for him in response to this blog...

Many people from Starcraft ask me what I do, ask me to explain what I do and a lot of my friends have asked for pictures of me in my uniform. So I decided to commit this blog to that concept and share a little but of my day life for you guys.

I work at the Pizza Place which is located in California, USA. My job descriptions / duties - Pizza Control Officer, Volunteer Pizza Deliverer, Manage Pizza, Manage Pizza Staff, Manage Pizza Office, Pizza Adoptions, Pizza Repair, Pizza Rehabilitation / Pizza Training, Pizza Inventory, Pizza Medical (vaccines, draw tomato sauce, parmesan shots, implant pepperoni etc...) and various other things.

Pizza delivery is the favorite part of my job and is probably the most misunderstood, most thinking of us as old school delivery boys, which is why I will mainly focus on that.

The majority of what I do as a pizza delivery boy is fulfilling orders which can range from the more serious things such as dough-throwing raids, pizza neglect / abuse investigations, too big a bite investigations and pizza abandonment investigations to the more minor offenses such as pizza at-large and pizza licensing. The other part of my job is the non-delivery side which includes picking up dead pizzas from the road, catching pizzas who are at-large, dealing with pizza hoarders, public relations, oven inspections, rescuing injured or sick pizzas (pepperoni, cheese, veggie, anything) and various other things.

I do not have the power to arrest (but still, please don't fuck with your local pizza delivery boy), I am certified in and carry ground red pepper and a few forks, along with a heat bag and various other things we need for the job. I love my job, I get to help a lot of people and pizza which makes it a very rewarding job. My emotions go very up and down through the job due to rescuing / helping pizzas to dealing with burnt crust / tons of messed up things (won't go into details) which will probably lead me to a stroke / heart attack one day but I wouldn't trade it in for a desk job any day of the week. Through my job I have gotten to meet many great people and I feel like I have done a lot of good in my time as a pizza delivery boy.

I hope this was a nice little read for you guys.

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****
* www.twitter.com/AnnaProsser * www.facebook.com/AnnaProsser * www.twitch.tv/AnnaProsser * www.youtube.com/annaprossertv *
Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
October 04 2009 23:30 GMT
#2
[image loading]
♞
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
October 04 2009 23:32 GMT
#3
LOL
UNFUCK YOURSELF
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-04 23:33:41
October 04 2009 23:33 GMT
#4
[image loading]

COWABUNGA!!
evolve or die
SanguineToss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada815 Posts
October 04 2009 23:33 GMT
#5
I bet G5 regrets uploading that picture
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 04 2009 23:34 GMT
#6
Keep this up and you'll be a mod in a week.
RIP Aaliyah
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 04 2009 23:35 GMT
#7
On October 05 2009 08:33 SanguineToss wrote:
I bet G5 regrets uploading that picture


Why would he? he's forever immortalized in these great shoops. He should be DAMN PROUD.
RIP Aaliyah
EGMachine
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1643 Posts
October 04 2009 23:37 GMT
#8
O M F G IM DYING!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
BEST BLOG EVER!!
I'm like, the coolest
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
October 04 2009 23:39 GMT
#9
Big Sausage
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Sharp-eYe
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada642 Posts
October 04 2009 23:42 GMT
#10
aw man LOL XD Why didnt Machine just make his own blog?
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you can't see the fall ahead of you? - Zeratul III AKA WikidSik ingame (anygame)
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
October 04 2009 23:43 GMT
#11
On October 05 2009 08:42 Sharp-eYe wrote:
aw man LOL XD Why didnt Machine just make his own blog?


Yeah...I know, right?
* www.twitter.com/AnnaProsser * www.facebook.com/AnnaProsser * www.twitch.tv/AnnaProsser * www.youtube.com/annaprossertv *
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
October 04 2009 23:43 GMT
#12
LMAO!! Your photoshops plus this blog have had me laughing my ass off non stop.
meow
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
October 05 2009 00:07 GMT
#13
lol
Moderator<:3-/-<
Django
Profile Joined October 2008
Canada10 Posts
October 05 2009 00:13 GMT
#14
GRASHIER FRESH PIZZA! THAT'S WHATS UP!
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
October 05 2009 00:57 GMT
#15
hahaha...I don't even know what to say...just...lol.
Hello
Psyonic_Reaver
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4336 Posts
October 05 2009 00:57 GMT
#16
Hahahaahah!
So wait? I'm bad? =(
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
October 05 2009 01:06 GMT
#17
On October 05 2009 08:30 Chuiu wrote:
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this pic will never get old lol

funny blog lulz
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
October 05 2009 01:50 GMT
#18
On October 05 2009 08:30 Chuiu wrote:
[image loading]

This topped it off for me hahaha
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
October 05 2009 02:02 GMT
#19
This is my buddy Jamie who I do Pizza catering with. Here he is controlling the pizza.


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https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
October 05 2009 06:57 GMT
#20
Wow at that vid. It's amazing what sorts of novel skills are being developed by people these days, along with the audiences for them.
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
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