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Today I was able to witness one of the greatest things ever, Ret was sitting in his livestream chatting with a friend (I assume) when I checked in and I graciously asked if he was going to stream tonight he told me he was too tired but would play 1 game.
Immediately adrenalin flowed through my veins I knew it was going down but how when where why.
So he joined a game it was against So)Chill a protoss. What a fool to go against the MIGHT that is Ret. He would never forget this day. A single cannon he placed and ret simply ran 6 lings by that lonely cannon it cried a long cry as it only killed 1 ling. Those 5 lings that got through managed to do a myriad of damage. First taking out a stray pylon then a total of around 12! probes. and just as the last ling died the mutas hatched.
OH THE MUTAS WHAT WOULD THE POOR PROTOSS DO ABOUT THE MUTAS?! the mutas came in and wrecked havoc terrorizing the poor protoss' base.
BUT the protoss had one last chance he had a total of 6 zealots which he sent to ret's natural. A look of fear went over ret's face as his 5 mutas pounded away on those zealots when all of a sudden the protoss simply left. No GG no bye no nothing. he simply disappeared maybe he was a DT after all.
A total of 12 people witnessed this rape. and only 10 the first half. I was part of that 10.
   
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I saw it too! I'm special too!
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Funny thing about those DTs... They do 40 dmg, they'll ninja you when you're not looking. Ret better sleep with one eye open, if indeed he defeated a DT.
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
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On September 25 2009 08:39 selboN wrote: Funny thing about those DTs... They do 40 dmg, they'll ninja you when you're not looking. Ret better sleep with one eye open, if indeed he defeated a DT.
No no
Even with one eye open, he can't see cloaked units
Ret should burrow lurkers all around his bed and have an overlord hovering over his house
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hahahahh but lol, that has nothing to do with this thread...
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That is indeed something to feel blessed about
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On September 25 2009 08:51 frogmelter wrote:Show nested quote +On September 25 2009 08:39 selboN wrote: Funny thing about those DTs... They do 40 dmg, they'll ninja you when you're not looking. Ret better sleep with one eye open, if indeed he defeated a DT. No no Even with one eye open, he can't see cloaked units Ret should burrow lurkers all around his bed and have an overlord hovering over his house
HAHAHA!!!!!!!
gj on witnessing that game! ret is fuckin gosu.
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United States4796 Posts
Ret is indeed gosu.
That's what good StarCraft is. :D
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Ret has been good for like ever... Since I saw him play in iD.
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I expected you to say that the one game he happened to play was against you or something. I was disappoint, but still a decent story =)
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Ret takes steroids..thats why hes so good.
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True Protoss don't die. They teleport back to Aiur to be fitted into dragoons to fight another day.
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