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d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-24 23:37:33
September 24 2009 23:37 GMT
#1
Today I was able to witness one of the greatest things ever, Ret was sitting in his livestream chatting with a friend (I assume) when I checked in and I graciously asked if he was going to stream tonight he told me he was too tired but would play 1 game.

Immediately adrenalin flowed through my veins I knew it was going down but how when where why.

So he joined a game it was against So)Chill a protoss. What a fool to go against the MIGHT that is Ret. He would never forget this day. A single cannon he placed and ret simply ran 6 lings by that lonely cannon it cried a long cry as it only killed 1 ling. Those 5 lings that got through managed to do a myriad of damage. First taking out a stray pylon then a total of around 12! probes. and just as the last ling died the mutas hatched.

OH THE MUTAS WHAT WOULD THE POOR PROTOSS DO ABOUT THE MUTAS?! the mutas came in and wrecked havoc terrorizing the poor protoss' base.

BUT the protoss had one last chance he had a total of 6 zealots which he sent to ret's natural. A look of fear went over ret's face as his 5 mutas pounded away on those zealots when all of a sudden the protoss simply left. No GG no bye no nothing. he simply disappeared maybe he was a DT after all.

A total of 12 people witnessed this rape. and only 10 the first half. I was part of that 10.

*****
Hi.
Strayline
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States330 Posts
September 24 2009 23:37 GMT
#2
I saw it too! I'm special too!
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
September 24 2009 23:39 GMT
#3
Funny thing about those DTs... They do 40 dmg, they'll ninja you when you're not looking. Ret better sleep with one eye open, if indeed he defeated a DT.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
September 24 2009 23:46 GMT
#4
http://mlkanye.ytmnd.com/
ModeratorGood content always wins.
frogmelter
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States971 Posts
September 24 2009 23:51 GMT
#5
On September 25 2009 08:39 selboN wrote:
Funny thing about those DTs... They do 40 dmg, they'll ninja you when you're not looking. Ret better sleep with one eye open, if indeed he defeated a DT.


No no

Even with one eye open, he can't see cloaked units

Ret should burrow lurkers all around his bed and have an overlord hovering over his house
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Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
September 24 2009 23:51 GMT
#6
On September 25 2009 08:46 motbob wrote:
http://mlkanye.ytmnd.com/

hahahahh
but lol, that has nothing to do with this thread...
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
September 24 2009 23:53 GMT
#7
That is indeed something to feel blessed about
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Meth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada396 Posts
September 24 2009 23:55 GMT
#8
On September 25 2009 08:51 frogmelter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 25 2009 08:39 selboN wrote:
Funny thing about those DTs... They do 40 dmg, they'll ninja you when you're not looking. Ret better sleep with one eye open, if indeed he defeated a DT.


No no

Even with one eye open, he can't see cloaked units

Ret should burrow lurkers all around his bed and have an overlord hovering over his house


HAHAHA!!!!!!!

gj on witnessing that game! ret is fuckin gosu.
Brood War for life
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
September 24 2009 23:57 GMT
#9
Ret is indeed gosu.

That's what good StarCraft is. :D
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
September 25 2009 01:50 GMT
#10
Ret has been good for like ever... Since I saw him play in iD.
Life?
Kletus
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada580 Posts
September 25 2009 02:08 GMT
#11
I expected you to say that the one game he happened to play was against you or something. I was disappoint, but still a decent story =)
Your resistance only serves to make my carapace harder.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
September 25 2009 03:01 GMT
#12
Ret takes steroids..thats why hes so good.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
September 25 2009 10:00 GMT
#13
True Protoss don't die. They teleport back to Aiur to be fitted into dragoons to fight another day.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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