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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:00 GMT
#1
I want to get high

so seriously, help me figure out how to make a flame to take hits from my bong

I have no lighter or matches and have 0 money on me and no one is around.

all I have is toilet paper, paper towels, notebook paper, electrical outlets, a cheap lighter with no fuel in it, an oven, and electric stove


heeeeeeeeeeeelp

***
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:01 GMT
#2
i tried to light paper towel on the oven top but it just burnt up slowly, it refused to make a flame even when i gave breathed on it

from that i was going to light a candle so i will have that
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-21 04:02:57
September 21 2009 04:02 GMT
#3
do you have any string?

possibly light the toilet paper on the oven to get the notebook paper?
C'est la vie...
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
September 21 2009 04:02 GMT
#4
does the cheap ligher make sparks
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:03 GMT
#5
On September 21 2009 13:02 Faronel wrote:
do you have any string?


i can rip thread from clothes/blanket

but i don't believe i have any string

On September 21 2009 13:02 FragKrag wrote:
does the cheap ligher make sparks


yes. i tried to use them to light paper but it didn't work
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-21 04:05:14
September 21 2009 04:04 GMT
#6
put paper on the stove top

start stove top

use lighter to make sparks

or you could try baking the weed lolol
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
September 21 2009 04:05 GMT
#7
any alcohol in your house? like rubbing alcohol specifically?
C'est la vie...
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
September 21 2009 04:05 GMT
#8
i once used a piece of notebook paper on the stove (electrical) to get a flame going. it's possible but tricky.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24745 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-21 04:06:43
September 21 2009 04:05 GMT
#9
Dammit, an opportunity to demonstrate my knowledge of making fire and it has to be for such a ridiculous reason.

I don't want you to hurt yourself or burn your house down so I'll tell you this:

Do not even attempt to use the electrical outlets for this purpose.

+ Show Spoiler +
In my opinion if you have 0 money and 0 materials for even lighting a bong, then you have 0 right to use it!
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:06 GMT
#10
On September 21 2009 13:05 Faronel wrote:
any alcohol in your house? like rubbing alcohol specifically?


nope !
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-21 04:08:47
September 21 2009 04:07 GMT
#11
On September 21 2009 13:05 micronesia wrote:
Dammit, an opportunity to demonstrate my knowledge of making fire and it has to be for such a ridiculous reason.

I don't want you to hurt yourself or burn your house down so I'll tell you this:

Do not even attempt to use the electrical outlets for this purpose.

+ Show Spoiler +
In my opinion if you have 0 money and 0 materials for even lighting a bong, then you have 0 right to use it!


why is that? my lighter ran out and im broke. what kind of f'd up stuff is that!

kick a man while he's down why don't you!


screw you! I'll light it with my mind!


also, I'm not retarded. Definitely won't be burning down my house
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
September 21 2009 04:09 GMT
#12
assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house?
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Dasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States71 Posts
September 21 2009 04:09 GMT
#13
do you have a "broken" microwave?
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"My favorite race is zerglings"
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:10 GMT
#14
On September 21 2009 13:09 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house?


yes
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
September 21 2009 04:10 GMT
#15
battery(or any wires), and steel wool?

I don't suppose you want to try friction fires?
C'est la vie...
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
September 21 2009 04:10 GMT
#16
On September 21 2009 13:10 travis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 13:09 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house?


yes


oh, well just light the candle with the stove. it might take a minute to burn, but it will.
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:11 GMT
#17
no broken microwave, no steel wool or i woulda done that thing with it and the battery


i'd prefer not to actually have to start a fire bigger than i can hold in my hand
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 21 2009 04:11 GMT
#18
On September 21 2009 13:10 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 21 2009 13:10 travis wrote:
On September 21 2009 13:09 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
assuming you don't but, do you have any candles in the house?


yes


oh, well just light the candle with the stove. it might take a minute to burn, but it will.


they both have tiny shriveled up wicks and won't light when i try

i suppose i can carve away some of the wax
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24745 Posts
September 21 2009 04:12 GMT
#19
Sneak into someone's backyard and start their BBQ (or use the starter)
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Dasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States71 Posts
September 21 2009 04:13 GMT
#20
Can't you just set the bong on the stove directly?
"My favorite race is zerglings"
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