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I could see a LOLcat behind this..
Source: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/
"Man blames cat for child porn downloads
One kitty. One thousand pics
By Dan Goodin in San Francisco • Get more from this author
Posted in Odds and Sods, 7th August 2009 19:30 GMT
A Florida man accused of downloading more than 1,000 images of child pornography is blaming the offense on his cat, according to published reports.
Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of child porn possession after detectives found the images on his home computer, the Associated Press reports.
Investigators say Griffin told them his cat jumped onto his computer keyboard while he was downloading music. After returning to his machine following a brief trip to another room, he found "strange things" had happened to the machine. He said his cat frequently hopped on the keyboard when the PC was left on.
The 48-year-old is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if the cat was neutered. ®"
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17076 Posts
Yeah, saw this on digg a while ago.
This is just desperate and pathetic.
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Innocent until proven guilty.
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well how could you disprove this?
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lol
NO you're a CAT, you're not HUMAN! I said NO! Thats the last straw!
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Braavos36402 Posts
im in ur computerz
downloadin sum child porn
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On August 09 2009 09:59 FortuneSyn wrote:
well how could you disprove this?
There's no reason to believe it, what's to disprove?
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Braavos36402 Posts
On August 09 2009 09:59 FortuneSyn wrote:
well how could you disprove this?
unfortunately thats not how the legal system works, especially not when it comes to stuff like child porn -- shit is strict liability. if its on your comp, you are guilty. thats how the law for child porn operates, and how it is interpreted 99% of the time.
how could you possibly disprove any alibi? oh you have me on tape murdering someone? well it was a clone made by aliens and the real me was time traveling in an alternate dimension. well how could you disprove this?
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On August 09 2009 10:01 Hot_Bid wrote:
im in ur computerz
downloadin sum child porn
Hahaha this is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
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On August 09 2009 10:04 Gnosis wrote:There's no reason to believe it, what's to disprove?
Prove god doesn't exist.
OH SHI-
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On August 09 2009 10:01 Hot_Bid wrote:
im in ur computerz
downloadin sum child porn
hahaha good one!
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i read this earlier too :3
"Griffin's claim is especially implausible because he claims his cat used keyboard commands to download the stuff. Surely a real cat would use the mouse."
a cute pic from the article i read XD
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United States10328 Posts
hahahahahahaha the last line "It is unclear if the cat was neutered." hahahaha
also Hot_Bid's post is pure awesome
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certainly unfair to bring charges against the cat as it probably had no ability to discriminate between illegal and legal age limits for human actors/actresses. the cat was probably also under 18 itself.
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Belgium8305 Posts
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On August 09 2009 10:17 paper wrote:i read this earlier too :3 "Griffin's claim is especially implausible because he claims his cat used keyboard commands to download the stuff. Surely a real cat would use the mouse." a cute pic from the article i read XD
LOL
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the cat couldn't delete them fast enough
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On August 09 2009 10:01 Hot_Bid wrote:
im in ur computerz
downloadin sum child porn
lmao
this would have been better than LOL or something for #20000
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On August 09 2009 10:25 vGl-CoW wrote:
kitty porn
i c wat u did thare.
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