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Pony Express Issue 85: July 20 - July 27, 2009

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Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
July 29 2009 01:52 GMT
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Letter from the Editor

Dear Readers,

VOD of the Week will now run about 2 weeks behind to give pangshai adequate time to write up the battle report. Thanks for the hard work everyone!

- Kau

Staff

Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Nyovne – IRC Comments
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Fontong – VOD of the Week
pangshai – Battle Report
ShoCkeyy – Interviews
Manifesto7 – Chalk talk, Memory Lane

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
Interviews .............................................. p12

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  • AT&T vs 4chan

  • Calendar programs

  • Celebrities still dying


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  • WarCraft Movie!

  • How rich are you?

  • Happy birthday Yubee!


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One Fac / One Port - A nice guide by besieger

Bunker rushes - A thread Midas would be proud of.

Stratey vs Mechanics - The head vs hands debate continues.

ZvP Trends - Miss it last month? Check it out now.

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[03:14] <SpoR-CharlieM> what can women do
[03:14] <SpoR-CharlieM> better than men?
[03:14] <SpoR-CharlieM> there is nothing beside licking vagina perhaps

On July 25 2009 11:59 Gene wrote:
strong contender for dumbest thing he's ever said.



On July 25 2009 18:36 Etherone wrote:
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On July 25 2009 11:59 Gene wrote:
strong contender for dumbest thing he's ever said.


for sure, women also clean way better than men.




[02:21] <Jathin> HEY LADY
[02:21] <Jathin> I HAVE A 7.5 INCH DICK
[02:21] <Jathin> NEVER TALK SHIT ABOUT INDIANS AGAIN THANKS.
[02:21] <Jathin> FUCK YOU BBC.


[02:16] <Jathin> and it was like a serious ethical dilemma for me.
[02:16] <Jathin> not that she has a boyfriend
[02:16] <Jathin> but whether or not to fuck her or just take a bj
[02:16] <Brian_> lol
[02:16] <@Nyovne> LOL


[02:05] <Brian_> ive never judged a girl on her interests
[02:05] <Brian_> im much too shallow for that
[02:05] <@Nyovne> hahahahaha
[02:05] <Jathin> hahaha

[13:08] <Shauni> for who could ever learn to love a beast?
[13:10] <Pholon> sounds like Nightwish tbh
[13:10] <Shauni> nightwish Pholon?
[13:11] <Pholon> [13:08] <Shauni> for who could ever learn to love a beast?
[13:11] <Shauni> it's from beauty and the beast, i was listening to the soundtrack
[13:11] <Pholon> ah well
[13:11] <Pholon> I'm into metal, you're into Disney, it's all good
[13:11] <Pholon> I don't judge

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from this blog

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from YAMS

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One time I went to San Fransisco. And there I met Xellos, but I could't talk to him. Then appeared a beautiful translator lady who helped me. Later the boyfriend of the translator lady came to TL because of a business card I had given him Xellos. He eventually became a staff member here, and this was the beginning of the bridge building between TL and Korea.

Here is one of his best pieces, an article with OGN's main commentator, Um Jae-kyung. It is dated, but serves an extremely valuable glimpse of time in BW history.

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You get the benefit of the doubt this time kdog

The Shit Bus
On July 24 2009 09:17 keV. wrote:
WOW lordaborigine account suspended. Most uncool...

On July 24 2009 09:58 keV. wrote:
dbl weird.

On July 24 2009 10:46 Shade692003 wrote:
How did you managed to doublepost?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=61008&currentpage=63#1255

somehow guy doubled posted 41 minutes later

- CharlieMurphy

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  • Immortality - By CaucasianAsian

  • Bruce Lee!

  • No computer means less work for me

  • The Elemental Powers of Progaming

  • Cringing

  • Lots of estars pics

  • How to take awesome pics

  • A look into Konadora's life


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LuDwig- was just temp banned for 1 week by Manifesto7.

That account was created on 2007-02-16 09:41:31 and had 250 posts.

Reason:
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Greetings! You've received this message because we here at Teamliquid have noticed a disturbing lack of personality in your posts. Most members here try to promote discussion by typing thoughtful, meaningful and interesting posts. Others post crude, primitive one-line responses that add nothing but more text to read. Right now, we've got you pegged as an "other". Generally, this means one of two things: 1) You haven't been putting enough effort into your posts, or 2) You're a zombie, caveman or one of those trained apes like in "Congo". Any of those things would be great if this were a buddy cop movie or a movie where you have to babysit a bunch of spoiled rich kids who learn to love you, but it isn't. It's a forum, where all we have to know you by is what you type. So here's to hoping you're part of the first group, and that in the future you put more effort into each post. We'd hate to have to ban you because we thought you were a zombie.


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This game was between boxer and reach on python, with boxer spawning at the 2 oclock position, and reach at 12 position. In these positions where protoss and terran share a mineral only, it is in my experience, advantagous to the terran as they can take a very early third while putting pressure on your nat at the same time.

Both players opt for standard builds in the early game, boxer walling his ramp, and reach getting his core. However, after his core, he adds a pylon at the corner of his nat, probably just to confuse boxer who'll notice the absence of the pylon. Both players scout late, and reach fails to get into boxer's base due to the wall in. Wary of proxies, reach sends his first dragoon to search for hidden buildings at the top left expo, but finds nothing.

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Despite not getting any scouting information, reach decides to expo with 1 gate ranged goons after getting a mere 2 goons, a fairly risky strategy that'll pay off vs boxer's 1 fac CC build. Their expansions warping in at almost the same time, reach adds an additional 2 gates and a robotics facility, while boxer gets an ebay and turrets, placing his tanks in anticipation of a reaver drop.

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Boxer, looking to do some quick harass with vultures, immediately researches the speed upgrade after his siege mode is done, and nabs a probe taking the top left expansion. His vultures try to do more damage later, but reach's goons limit his movement. However, with some mines planted in the middle of the map, boxer starts another expansion at the bottom right base.

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After setting up a defensive line of tanks, mines and trurets to defend his expo, boxer attempts more harass, but reach is well prepared with goons everywhere, so boxer backs off, and reach makes use of the lull to clear the mines in the centre of the map. In the meantime, he has added 3 more gates for a total of 6 and a citadel, preparing to build a huge army.

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At this point, both players are probably about even, maybe with terran at a slight advantage due to equal base counts. In the first person view of reach, we watch him engage the side of boxer's push with roughly 1.5 groups of goons and a shuttle of zealots, and he picks of a couple of tanks, losing his zealots and the shuttle. He then sends his goons into the expansion, forcing boxer to unsiege his tanks to come defend, hoping to sandwich his units with goons from below, and reinforcements zealots from the top. His zealots get a successful surround on all the tanks, and boxer is forced to pull his SCVs to help to defend, losing many of them in the process. Amazingly, boxer is able to defend the attack with some new units, and he saves the expansion.

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In this time, reach has macroed a new army of about 2 groups of goons, and he sends it down to apply pressure at the defensive line that boxer had vacated. However, with his tanks returning form the bottom right position, boxer forces reach into the retreat. With arbiters in the making, and having done some damage to boxer's economy, reach was in a pretty decent position now, though he had failed to take the left side expansions due to spider mines that boxer had strategically placed.

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Once again, with boxer establishing his defensive lines, the action slows down a little, but reach makes good use of this time to clear out stray mines. The lull is broken with a drop by boxer into reach's main, however with a cannon and units awaiting, the damage is minimal and both players once again go into macro mode, reach taking the 2 left side bases and adding more gateways, and boxer probably waiting for a flashesque 2-1 push with vessels.

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As anticipated, boxer moves out when his 2-1 is done, and a first person view of reach shows that he is near maxed already (although he promptly loses about 6-7 units to boxer's push). Initiailly retreating, reach's hesistance with engaging the push costs him some precious units, and when he finally makes up his mind (or maybe, when his arbiters finally arrive), he has lost too many units, and is forced to retreat despite some fantastic stasises on boxer's tanks.

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Trying to buy time for himself to get a couple of production rounds out of his gateways, reach runs his army down and around boxer's units, applying pressure to the bottom right expansion. Boxer shrugs it off easily and reach ends up losing his entire army and getting his arbiters EMPed.

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From here, it seems like its pretty much gg, with boxer going through the motion of taking out reach's expos, and reach attempting to defend in vain, his only hope being some amazing storms. Boxer, however, snipes off his non-shuttled templar with ease, and lays waste to the left side expoes.

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For some reason, reach manages to macro up a huge army from nowhere, but with a 2 base deficit, and his main and nat probably running dry soon, he is about to face 5 base terran with 1 base. Surprisingly, boxer chooses to engage before his +3 weapons upgrade, which would have raped reach's dragoon heavy army, is done, and reach lands a bunch of good storms in the attack. Sadly, the terran army is too strong, and he is forced to retreat.

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With his expoes drying up, reach ferries a probe to the island and warps a nexus there, while boxer simply takes more of the map, and adds more factories for a total of like 12 with 5 machineshops attached, not wanting to lose this game accidentally. After a couple more battles where reach simply just loses his units, he realises that the game cannot be won and he GGs out. Overall a good game, with reach making a critical error, hesistating in the first game, and ultimately losing the game.

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Question of the Week

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Poll: CharlieMurphy doing Troll Booth
(Vote): Thumbs Up
(Vote): Thumbs Down


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RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
July 29 2009 01:54 GMT
#2
love it. The battle report is great. GJ fontong
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
July 29 2009 01:56 GMT
#3
haha I like how you link BuGzlToOnl's profile in your sig...

I wish I had copied it down before the mods found it.

As usual, great PX.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
July 29 2009 01:58 GMT
#4
I only just got your pm! I'll prep something today moo.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
July 29 2009 02:04 GMT
#5
I found Waldo!

Oh wait that's just Artosis.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
July 29 2009 02:08 GMT
#6
Haha very nice. Thanks
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
July 29 2009 02:31 GMT
#7
Thanks for another great issue everyone!
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
ActualSteve
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
July 29 2009 02:36 GMT
#8
For those of you who don't know...

[02:21] <Jathin> HEY LADY
[02:21] <Jathin> I HAVE A 7.5 INCH DICK
[02:21] <Jathin> NEVER TALK SHIT ABOUT INDIANS AGAIN THANKS.
[02:21] <Jathin> FUCK YOU BBC.

^^ This is refering to ... a BBC article which ... just read it ... and laugh
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm)
You are now breathing manually.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
July 29 2009 02:38 GMT
#9
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oh hai
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-29 02:51:45
July 29 2009 02:51 GMT
#10
best post of the week?

THIS GUY JUST GOT MARRIED AND AFTER SEXING HIS WIFE FOR HOURS STILL HAS THE ENERGY TO BAN YOU. XTREME DEDICATION. ALSO THATS HOW BAD YOU ARE.


-Kennigit, referring to ETT in the automated ban list
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 29 2009 02:58 GMT
#11
k, If no one wants me to do it then I guess it just won't be there anymore.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
July 29 2009 03:34 GMT
#12
On July 29 2009 11:58 CharlieMurphy wrote:
k, If no one wants me to do it then I guess it just won't be there anymore.


Its TL... they only vote in favor of things that a) give them swimsuit pictures or b) involves naming a child after a video game character. Everything else they will just vote no out of spite.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
July 29 2009 03:56 GMT
#13
Come on guys, so mean to Charlie? At least he stepped up!
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 29 2009 03:56 GMT
#14
I don't really care if someone else does it, as long as someone does it.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-29 04:00:52
July 29 2009 04:00 GMT
#15
Great PX as always. I missed quite a few of these thread o_O. lol and I was one of the 4 votes.

Thank you for the feature <3.
ForTheSwarm
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States556 Posts
July 29 2009 05:15 GMT
#16
I believe in you CharlieMurphy!!!
Whenever I see a dropship, my asshole tingles, because it knows whats coming... - TheAntZ
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
July 29 2009 05:19 GMT
#17
yay new PX!

AND FINALLY I CAN ACHIEVE MY DREAMS NEXT WEEK
dats racist
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
July 29 2009 05:32 GMT
#18
Kau I have no idea why you didn't already have a star, so we'll just pretend it's been there all along.
Administrator
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
July 29 2009 05:34 GMT
#19
Grats Kau!
dats racist
EvoChamber
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
France2505 Posts
July 29 2009 05:48 GMT
#20
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Poll: CharlieMurphy doing Troll Booth
(Vote): Thumbs Up
(Vote): Thumbs Down


I wish I had more hands so I could give this four thumbs down.
That's not awful writing, DAMMIT. It's perfectly sensical english construction.
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