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For serious brothers. My game time is fucking five and a half hours and I can't even find the first dungeon still. Maybe my parents aren't kidding when they call me retarded.
Stats so far:
(At the second town; most expensive weapon is 400 LOL)
So here I am, sitting in my room alone in the dark with a 2 liter of coke and a bag of chips. Trying to beat this game in one sitting but can't find the first dungeon. Mother fucker.
Then it got me thinking. What was the most glorious gaming moment of my life? And that moment was easy to remember: 5th grade I played Perfect Dark on the N64 for 20 hours straight. Seriously, that game was my life. Every single day after school I would throw my bookbag on the floor, start up the N64, and play some meatsims on the combat simulator. My license had well over 250,000 kills before I retired.
And the memories. OH THE MEMORIES. In fact Perfect Dark was probably the start and blossom of my bad mannerisms today. My cousin came over with Goldeneye, which pissed me off. I told him that game was just a shitty version of Perfect Dark with horrible multiplayer features. So he was all pumped to own me in PD. Was like alright lets do this bitch. So what did I do? I put on 8 meatsims and hunted them and won! And he never came back to my house again.
GARLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
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I'd just like to confirm I'm not drunk, just extremely homosexual.
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I can't though.
I want to do something by myself for once!
Self independence baby!
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All I can say is... Never give up. 
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On June 23 2009 15:16 clazziquai wrote:
what game is that?
Final Fantasy 1.
I would like to add on an unrelated note that this is the best band ever:
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GoldenEye is 100 times better than Perfect Dark you fucken skilless noobie.
Perfect Dark was only good because of co-op.
I dunno about my most glorious moment, but my brother paid me and my friend 100 dollars each to 100% Super Mario Galaxy (get all the stars) when it came out. God knows why he did... But it pretty much made the game not fun at all... I couldn't get the music out of my head for days...
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On June 23 2009 15:18 Chef wrote:
GoldenEye is 100 times better than Perfect Dark you fucken skilless noobie.
Perfect Dark was only good because of co-op.
HO-LY SHIT.
Well maybe the storyline was better for GoldenEye, I don't know.
I never play storylines unless it REALLY catches my interest.
Never played Starcraft campaign and never will. But imo Perfect Dark's multiplayer just rapes the shit out of GoldenEye's. I cannot tell you how accomplished I would feel after railing the fuck outta noob bots with the farsight gun or slayer missile-controlled shots. Life owned.
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On June 23 2009 15:12 SCC-Faust wrote:I can't though. I want to do something by myself for once! Self independence baby!
Omg I'm the same way and most memorable gaming experience is champions of norrath for ps2 or monster hunter for ps2. Those games were fucking awesome. As a matter of fact I just bought champions again to play it over. Sick game.
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Both GoldenEye and PD were FABULOUS. I love you.
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On June 23 2009 15:24 rkarhu wrote:
Both GoldenEye and PD were FABULOUS. I love you.
Babies, now. 8===D
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On June 23 2009 15:24 SCC-Faust wrote:Show nested quote +On June 23 2009 15:24 rkarhu wrote:
Both GoldenEye and PD were FABULOUS. I love you. Babies, now. 8===D~~~{(8)}
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I knew blogging this would bring good fortune!
Horrible, horrible placement.
The townspeople said NORTH and gave me a ship. Turns out I didn't need to use the ship and it was southeast. I think there was some Japanese to English translation errors. Or the NPCs just thinks its funny to make me royally pissed. Good news is the next quarter of the game should be super smooth sailing since I'm ridiculously leveled for the area I'm at. GLHF!
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Grats bro but look out for the cow-skull/spider on the wall there!
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Goldeneye came out in 1997 when multiplayer games on all platforms still pretty much sucked. Perfect Dark came out in 2000, and even if it was a little better, it couldn't compete with Quake 3, Counter-strike, Starcraft, etc.
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Shit nevermind wrong dungeon.
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On June 23 2009 15:21 iCCup.d(O.o)a wrote:Show nested quote +On June 23 2009 15:12 SCC-Faust wrote:I can't though. I want to do something by myself for once! Self independence baby! Omg I'm the same way and most memorable gaming experience is champions of norrath for ps2 or monster hunter for ps2. Those games were fucking awesome. As a matter of fact I just bought champions again to play it over. Sick game.
OMG and how could I forget playing Wolfenstein ET!
BLEGH again I forgot legend of dragoon. Possibly the best playstation game EVER.
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On June 23 2009 15:36 SCC-Faust wrote:Shit nevermind wrong dungeon.
Ouch that's got to hurt after getting your expectations so high.
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goldeneye revolutionized the way shooter games were made...
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