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thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
March 23 2009 22:30 GMT
#1
So I have this terrible problem whenever I go to play starcraft online. I get really excited and rock back and forth in my chair while playing. Seriously, I get so excited I am snorting and shit. It doesn't affect my play a lot but my boxers ride up my butt so far. No joke. I bled one time and it wasn't pretty.

Does anyone else have this problem?

Do you think some kind of harness would be the best bet, cause that's what I was thinking.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 23 2009 22:31 GMT
#2
What the fuck.

How about ADD medication and a ban.
Peace~
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
March 23 2009 22:32 GMT
#3
I think if you are bleeding from the wedgie your boxers cause you, Starcraft might not be for you. Try knitting.
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
March 23 2009 22:32 GMT
#4
ROFL ROFL..............LOL

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+1
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
March 23 2009 22:34 GMT
#5
MiStrZZZ?
SCC-Caliban
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
March 23 2009 22:35 GMT
#6
ew
ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
March 23 2009 22:36 GMT
#7
What the....? Try not to rock yourself?
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."-William Faulkner *_*_*_Kolll FAN_*_*_*
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
March 23 2009 22:36 GMT
#8
LMFAOFMAOFAFFLOAFOA
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
March 23 2009 22:39 GMT
#9
Go commando while playing starcraft... try not to rub one out though.
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
March 23 2009 22:40 GMT
#10
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SCC-Caliban
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
March 23 2009 22:41 GMT
#11
epic thread 100/100 A+
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
March 23 2009 22:41 GMT
#12
glue your naked butt to the chair you sit on

problem solved


you could also glue your finger whenever you feel like making another thread similar to this one
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
March 23 2009 22:43 GMT
#13
what the...

relax i guess?
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
FXOTheoRy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States519 Posts
March 23 2009 22:43 GMT
#14
LOL FAILBLOG
oyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
March 23 2009 22:44 GMT
#15
get a chair that doesn't rock?
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21247 Posts
March 23 2009 22:45 GMT
#16
I lol'ed.
TranslatorBaa!
Rainbow
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States249 Posts
March 23 2009 22:45 GMT
#17
pwned :D:D:D:D:D:D epic thread
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
March 23 2009 22:46 GMT
#18
I have to admit though, the op is sort of hilarious
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
March 23 2009 22:49 GMT
#19
wear a thong that way you already have a wedgie
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
March 23 2009 22:50 GMT
#20
HAHHHAHAHHHAHA
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