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Pony Express Issue 66: Mar. 9- Mar. 16, 2009

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Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3502 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-17 19:27:05
March 17 2009 05:47 GMT
#1
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Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,

I am 1-6 in my last 7 games on iCCup T_T

- Kau

Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Chill – Strategy
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Physician – Memory Lane
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
Rekrul – Korean Korner
NeverGG – Progamer Pics

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Korean Korner ........................................ p8
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p9
The Shit Bus .......................................... p9
Best of Blogs ......................................... p10
Ban of the Week .................................... p11

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  • Blu-Ray vs DVD

  • You guys apply to so many places

  • Does smoking belong in your city?

  • Surviving homelessness

  • Use repdepot for iCCup admins please!


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  • Beef Cake

  • Fun set of riddles


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Again der Fuhrer graces us with one of his eloquisms.

[19:37] <+Moltkewarding> Poker has to be the worst career imaginable
[19:37] <+Moltkewarding> I tried it
[19:38] <+Moltkewarding> My back hurt from sitting like a zombie
[19:38] <+Moltkewarding> clicking fold, fold, fold
[19:38] <+Quint> reminds me of starcraft
[19:39] <+Moltkewarding> Starcraft is a little more active, but I have no mind to perfect my game
[19:39] <+Moltkewarding> Professional Starcraft sounds almost as bad
[19:40] <+Moltkewarding> Such menial repetition must orientalize one's mind eventually



Ninjas, thousands of them! (ITW <3)

[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> and on the way back it feels like someone spilled beer on my back
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> i ignore it and keep walking
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> then when im there i turn around
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> and i see there's puke all over the back of my pants
[15:15] <@vGl-CoW> someone ninja puked me as i walked by



Context? Pffft!

[18:51] <WiNNinG> Just came!
[18:51] <WiNNinG> in 20 mins!
[18:51] <WiNNinG> he beat the traker



The lord truly works in mysterious ways.

[02:02] <+funkie> you've been one of the coolest guys to me in IRC
[02:02] <+funkie> you're truly one hell of an awesome mother fucker
[02:02] <+funkie> god bless your mother's pussy.


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All Star Race War Special: Terran vs Zerg.

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Lee Youngho (Flash) gets into the spirit of the event.

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Hwasin contemplates the outcome of his own match.

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(Dedicated to the most hopelessly devoted KTF Magicns fan I've ever met - Scaramanga and his Lee Youngho addiction.)


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from the thread Ultralisk Cake

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from fcuk's blog

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On March 16 2009 21:51 fanatacist wrote:
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On March 15 2009 20:15 surfer4life wrote:
LUKE, you fuckin pussy ass nigger, after all those games we played your going to sit here and try to talk shit behind my back on a tl.net forum... FUCKIN WOW MAN, i fuckin raped u 4-0 first time we ever played fyi, 2nd time u beat me 2-1, we played from somewhere else and i raped u another 3-0, and yea i told daniel and his little friend , i raped that kid from the other lan center.. i already told u that lan center in clairmont, im not use to the mouse nor keyboard. u got utterly trashed when i played u from el cajon.. now stfu and pipe down on this faggot, u want to talk shit on a forum, if i knew u were going to b this fuckin condecending, i should have known from the start. but ur just a sneaky little punk ass midget faggot. IN REAL LIFE GUYS'.. this guy is fuckin 5'0, and u try to talk shit behind my back on a forum???.. dude ill fuckin beat the shit out of u, without question.. i said gg after every game we played.. and u need to b upfront with how u feel rather than talking shit behind my back.. o yeah what kind of car do u drive ?? piece of shit.. what do u do for work?? live off your parents.. u wanna go with some real life shit, i own a company faggot what do u own>> shoelaces.. piece of shit trash condending mother fucker


look im gonna put it like this.. im up in santa barbera right now, check it.. ill make a deal.. ill play u bo5.. python.. for 100 bucks.. u know i got the cash.. do u ?? u fuckin panzee broke ass cheap skate, i gladly payed for your time at the lan center cause i know ur a broke ass azn whos got nothing in life, so if u want to flame me in real life call my cell and we can handle this shit bitch.

or.. u can stfu play me bo5 and give the money to the store owner of the lan center.. if u dont fuckin pay up.. ud better

never show up at that lan center again bitch..

i cant belive some newb in channel )v( had to tell me about some random_korean guy flameing me.. ur a piece of shit faggot and id just like to teach u a lesson in the first place


for anybody else.. who thinks of a trash player.. msg 1v1 anytime ill rape u in bgh / hunters / low money all day long faggots


Meltdown!!!!!!

On March 16 2009 11:37 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 16 2009 11:30 lesser_good wrote:
My friends told me this was a stupid idea though. and that i would prolly get anally probed and what not.

Hm..

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Aha!





The Shit Bus
On March 16 2009 20:44 FireEagle wrote:
If you want to win on this map, simply play terran. Static defense+battlecruisers. Block the choke with a supply+rax, make a bunker behind the supply, second supply where the rax was, thirs supply, if necessary, near the second, to complete the block. Make a factory with addon, make marines meanwhile. In the end you will have a row of supplies, followed by a row of bunkers and some siege tanks behind. Then go battlecruisers. Because of this defense, any ground atack won't work. Melee units will be delayed by the supplies and will fall to the marines in bunker and siege tanks. Ranged units will have to be clustered to atack the tanks. This blocking is verry effective against everything except all-in mutas. When you have a critical mass of battlecruisers simply 1a and it's gg.


Romania.
BGH
Impossible to defend strategy. Love it


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  • FragKrag: a one man army

  • AcrossFiveJulys sees interesting graffiti

  • Hot_Bid puts in the xtra effort

  • CDRdude with the latest in N. Korean propaganda

  • Day9 bashes on D's?!?

  • Chill comments on commentating

  • Day9's reasons for bashing on D's

  • Skylark shows us Math v2.1.2

  • Xan shows us how to use Afreeca again


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Day[9] was just temp banned for 2 days by Legionnaire.

That account was created on 2003-04-17 02:33:43 and had 5610 posts.

Reason: Do not ban staff members from B.net Games!!!


baal was just temp banned for 1 week by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2003-03-27 00:06:48 and had 10093 posts.

Reason: randomly coming into a thread to insult inc
plus your posts are always terrible





Question of the Week
Will I make it to C-?

                                                                                                                                           p11
Moderator
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
March 17 2009 05:54 GMT
#2
hope so!
Whyzguy
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada263 Posts
March 17 2009 05:56 GMT
#3
Nice issue of PX. Love to have the missing sections though =\
"He who throws dirt, is losing ground." - Fortune Cookie [May 2011]
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
March 17 2009 05:58 GMT
#4
Do you still need someone do to VOD of the week ;;;;;;
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51614 Posts
March 17 2009 06:07 GMT
#5
if you lose to my terran you don't deserve c-

=]
Commentator
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11566 Posts
March 17 2009 06:11 GMT
#6
you need to 4 pool imo
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
March 17 2009 06:14 GMT
#7
Good luck Kau! I'm rooting for you!
✌
De4ngus
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6533 Posts
March 17 2009 06:15 GMT
#8
Holy crap that gif is so awesome, haha.
GANDHISAUCE
nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
March 17 2009 06:37 GMT
#9
lol I love that .gif from fcuk's blog
u gotta sk8
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
March 17 2009 06:37 GMT
#10
lol gif is too good
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
March 17 2009 06:41 GMT
#11
lol Nyovne good picks.
You too Geoff!
Moderator<:3-/-<
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
March 17 2009 06:54 GMT
#12
Kau if you need help with the missing sections just pm me! i'm sad seeing PX looking so lonely.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3502 Posts
March 17 2009 07:00 GMT
#13
Well I know Physician has been swamped with real life lately (and I think c0bs is too). I dunno about Rek. You guys can fill in what you like ^^, just don't start doing too much work.

Also Fontong, if you'd like to do a VOD of the week section, go for it.
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21245 Posts
March 17 2009 07:18 GMT
#14
The addition of "The Shit Bus" section is pretty amusing, heh.
TranslatorBaa!
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
March 17 2009 07:22 GMT
#15
On March 17 2009 16:18 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
The addition of "The Shit Bus" section is pretty amusing, heh.


Kau's dumbass doesn't even credit me with it.. sad.
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8093 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-17 08:33:12
March 17 2009 07:38 GMT
#16
On March 17 2009 14:47 Kau wrote:

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(Dedicated to the most hopelessly devoted KTF Magicns fan I've ever met - Scaramanga and his Lee Youngho addiction.)


ROFL yay i got a mention in PX,<3 never

YOUNGHO HWAITING
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
March 17 2009 09:21 GMT
#17
god you just wasted like 3 hours of my life (will read the rest tomorrow).
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
March 17 2009 09:33 GMT
#18
--- Nuked ---
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
March 17 2009 09:52 GMT
#19
LOL Peter!
Ares[Effort] *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
DEMACIA6550 Posts
March 17 2009 10:42 GMT
#20
haha nice, gogo my riddle thread fighting!!
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