• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 11:37
CEST 17:37
KST 00:37
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt2: News Flash8[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt1: New Chaos0Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy13ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT30Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book20
Community News
Weekly Cups (March 23-29): herO takes triple6Aligulac acquired by REPLAYMAN.com/Stego Research6Weekly Cups (March 16-22): herO doubles, Cure surprises3Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool49Weekly Cups (March 9-15): herO, Clem, ByuN win4
StarCraft 2
General
Weekly Cups (March 23-29): herO takes triple Aligulac acquired by REPLAYMAN.com/Stego Research Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy What mix of new & old maps do you want in the next ladder pool? (SC2) herO wins SC2 All-Star Invitational
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament RSL Season 4 announced for March-April StarCraft Evolution League (SC Evo Biweekly) WardiTV Mondays World University TeamLeague (500$+) | Signups Open
Strategy
Custom Maps
[M] (2) Frigid Storage Publishing has been re-enabled! [Feb 24th 2026]
External Content
Mutation # 519 Inner Power The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 518 Radiation Zone Mutation # 517 Distant Threat
Brood War
General
Build Order Practice Maps BW General Discussion Pros React To: SoulKey vs Ample [ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt2: News Flash BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
Azhi's Colosseum - Foreign KCM [ASL21] Ro24 Group F [ASL21] Ro24 Group D [ASL21] Ro24 Group E
Strategy
Fighting Spirit mining rates What's the deal with APM & what's its true value Simple Questions, Simple Answers
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Starcraft Tabletop Miniature Game Nintendo Switch Thread General RTS Discussion Thread Darkest Dungeon
Dota 2
The Story of Wings Gaming Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
G2 just beat GenG in First stand
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine The Games Industry And ATVI European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books Movie Discussion!
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion Cricket [SPORT] Tokyo Olympics 2021 Thread General nutrition recommendations
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
[G] How to Block Livestream Ads
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Money Laundering In Video Ga…
TrAiDoS
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
FS++
Kraekkling
Shocked by a laser…
Spydermine0240
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1684 users

RealLife Rambos

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next All
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-04 15:30:50
March 04 2009 15:30 GMT
#1
Short stories of 5 real soldiers, all in the 20th century, whos exploits make Rambo look like a pussy.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_p1.html

I'm not military myself, and consider myself a borderline pacifist, but... this here is some good reading. Take a moment to enjoy it if you can.

CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
lgd-haze
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden547 Posts
March 04 2009 15:45 GMT
#2
That finnish guy is pretty damn awesome!
Good read, but is this a reliable source?
Flying Tushin!!
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
March 04 2009 15:49 GMT
#3
as far as i can tell, yes. lol
even though their writing style could lead you to think otherwise.
its just their thing, they do this edgy writing style thing.

here's the wiki on your Finnish sniper >.<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_Häyhä
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
Sanity.
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States704 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-04 15:54:35
March 04 2009 15:51 GMT
#4
page wont load for me..... but that wiki on simo is fucking crazy.

edit: nvm gotta give it a while to load
iRoN-
Profile Joined June 2007
Germany78 Posts
March 04 2009 15:59 GMT
#5
funniest read for month's !
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ , o.Qv
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
March 04 2009 16:06 GMT
#6
jeeeeeeesus

one man armies man
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
March 04 2009 16:12 GMT
#7
If you like this kind of stuff try this site: http://badassoftheweek.com/list.html
Pretty much the same stuff except once a week/more exaggerated.
Entusman #12
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
March 04 2009 16:25 GMT
#8
sick read yo
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15365 Posts
March 04 2009 16:25 GMT
#9
This guys should get the discipline award: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda

Japanese WW2 soldier who refused to believe the emperor's surrender. He was told to hold his ground unless ordered otherwise and thus refused to surrender to Allied forces for 29 years. They actually flew in his former commanding officer from Japan to order him to surrender in 1974.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
March 04 2009 16:32 GMT
#10
Sick read, im 100% pacifist and hate war stories but these are incredible.
Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
polarwolf
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
924 Posts
March 04 2009 16:46 GMT
#11
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Severloh

"the beast of Omaha Beach", killed 2k+ American soliders with his MG42 and K98.
skindzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
Chile5114 Posts
March 04 2009 17:08 GMT
#12
Men this was a fucking awesome read, thanks a lot for sharing.
Its not only the rain that brings the thunder
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
March 04 2009 17:14 GMT
#13
On March 05 2009 01:25 zatic wrote:
This guys should get the discipline award: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda

Japanese WW2 soldier who refused to believe the emperor's surrender. He was told to hold his ground unless ordered otherwise and thus refused to surrender to Allied forces for 29 years. They actually flew in his former commanding officer from Japan to order him to surrender in 1974.

He's actually in some other Cracked article.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
March 04 2009 17:18 GMT
#14
It took me almost an hour to read the full article but I am done(been working and reading). This was a fun read.
ya had ya shot kid!
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
March 04 2009 17:41 GMT
#15
awesome
Typho0n
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada276 Posts
March 04 2009 17:58 GMT
#16
that sniper was incredibly bad ass lol
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
March 04 2009 18:04 GMT
#17
Amazing thread, that Indian and Finnish guy were absolutely crazy lol.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
March 04 2009 18:11 GMT
#18
Yeah read this a long time ago a friend of mine gave me the link.

So amazing.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
March 04 2009 18:26 GMT
#19
I hate going to this website because I always end up spending hours reading all the articles. This one was awesome though lol. You should check out the insults one, it's by far the best of the articles.
Hi
Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
March 04 2009 18:33 GMT
#20
On March 05 2009 01:32 malongo wrote:
Sick read, im 100% pacifist and hate war stories but these are incredible.


apparently not 100% if you enjoy all these war story and killing
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 8h 23m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RotterdaM 711
Hui .337
TKL 195
LamboSC2 164
SteadfastSC 162
IndyStarCraft 127
ProTech124
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 54465
Calm 6241
Bisu 2970
EffOrt 1107
Soma 758
Stork 555
Mini 326
firebathero 324
Soulkey 304
ggaemo 214
[ Show more ]
Rush 214
actioN 207
PianO 168
BeSt 160
hero 143
Dewaltoss 125
Mind 87
Barracks 53
sorry 45
Hyun 41
Aegong 38
Shine 24
Sharp 23
JYJ 21
Hm[arnc] 16
Movie 15
Terrorterran 15
Sexy 15
soO 12
yabsab 11
Counter-Strike
fl0m693
byalli430
ceh9407
adren_tv44
Other Games
singsing2053
FrodaN1599
B2W.Neo711
hiko545
Beastyqt434
DeMusliM213
mouzStarbuck164
KnowMe155
QueenE122
Trikslyr35
Organizations
Other Games
BasetradeTV64
StarCraft: Brood War
Kim Chul Min (afreeca) 7
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 16 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• HeavenSC 24
• intothetv
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• HerbMon 19
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV974
League of Legends
• Nemesis3318
• Jankos2035
• TFBlade1180
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
8h 23m
The PondCast
18h 23m
OSC
1d 8h
RSL Revival
1d 18h
TriGGeR vs Cure
ByuN vs Rogue
Replay Cast
2 days
RSL Revival
2 days
Maru vs MaxPax
BSL
3 days
RSL Revival
3 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
3 days
BSL
4 days
[ Show More ]
Replay Cast
5 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
5 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-03-31
WardiTV Winter 2026
NationLESS Cup

Ongoing

BSL Season 22
CSL Elite League 2026
CSL Season 20: Qualifier 1
ASL Season 21
RSL Revival: Season 4
Nations Cup 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual

Upcoming

CSL Season 20: Qualifier 2
Escore Tournament S2: W1
CSL 2026 SPRING (S20)
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
StarCraft2 Community Team League 2026 Spring
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
CCT Season 3 Global Finals
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.