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GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-05 04:30:17
March 05 2009 01:49 GMT
#61
I don't understand why you guys all have wet dreams about the Finnish sniper, but you don't comment on anyone else.

Surely he was used to the freezing weather and he had the perfect cover for sniping.

All the others used bare hands, grenades and swords with no cover to speak of.
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
March 05 2009 01:56 GMT
#62
On March 05 2009 10:49 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
I don't understand why you guys all have wet dreams about the Finnish sniper, but not comment on anyone else.

Surely he was used to the freezing weather and he had the perfect cover for sniping.

All the others used bare hands, grenades and swords with no cover to speak of.


Ya but 700+ ppl? that's fucking gosu
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
March 05 2009 02:12 GMT
#63
On March 05 2009 10:26 Disregard wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2009 08:33 BalliSLife wrote:
Holy how did simo get all that ammo? lol


He used the same Soviet standard-issued infantry rifle, just a different version. Same type of ammunition, Im sure he had plenty to salvage from.


My respect for him just increased. I wasn't aware that Soviet rifles could hit anything.
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-05 03:56:20
March 05 2009 03:55 GMT
#64
the one Pakistani who charged the bunkers, and got shot like 15 times, and killed people with his bare hands? thats the one. imagine a guy charging a bunker? reminds me of that scene in "tombstone" where earp just stands there shooting everyone in the river. sheer madness i tell you.
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
March 05 2009 04:13 GMT
#65
Well I looked them up on wiki, they seem legit.
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-05 04:27:11
March 05 2009 04:26 GMT
#66
On March 05 2009 10:56 BalliSLife wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2009 10:49 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
I don't understand why you guys all have wet dreams about the Finnish sniper, but not comment on anyone else.

Surely he was used to the freezing weather and he had the perfect cover for sniping.

All the others used bare hands, grenades and swords with no cover to speak of.


Ya but 700+ ppl? that's fucking gosu


But he was up in a snow-covered tree in a white suit! That's got to be almost impossible to spot. Besides, the russians had a tendency to walk through the countryside in lines.
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
March 05 2009 04:33 GMT
#67
700 kills
M-M-M-MMONSTER KILLL
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
March 05 2009 04:36 GMT
#68
On March 05 2009 13:33 CommanderFluffy wrote:
700 kills
M-M-M-MMONSTER KILLL


Yeah... so amazing.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
March 05 2009 04:38 GMT
#69
On March 05 2009 13:33 CommanderFluffy wrote:
700 kills
M-M-M-MMONSTER KILLL


More like a orgasmic GOD-LIKE!!
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
March 05 2009 04:40 GMT
#70
On March 05 2009 13:38 Disregard wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2009 13:33 CommanderFluffy wrote:
700 kills
M-M-M-MMONSTER KILLL


More like a orgasmic GOD-LIKE!!


so sad.
Gumbo
Profile Joined February 2009
Canada807 Posts
March 05 2009 04:54 GMT
#71
On March 05 2009 13:40 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2009 13:38 Disregard wrote:
On March 05 2009 13:33 CommanderFluffy wrote:
700 kills
M-M-M-MMONSTER KILLL


More like a orgasmic GOD-LIKE!!


so sad.


Give the finnish some respect.

He pwned all.
Including you.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
March 05 2009 05:08 GMT
#72
On March 05 2009 01:12 littlechava wrote:
If you like this kind of stuff try this site: http://badassoftheweek.com/list.html
Pretty much the same stuff except once a week/more exaggerated.

oh my god
so AWESOME

check out the first entry

In true badass fashion, Vassilis Paleokostas also has a trusty sidekick – a lunatic Albanian named Alket Rizai. Rizai is like the Friar Tuck in this story, only if instead of being a benevolent, staff-swinging priest, the clergyman was a crazy gunman with a hair-trigger and a penchant for firing automatic weapons at heavily-armed tactical police officers. Rizai is currently up on charges for murder, though I haven't really been able to track down any details about any of that (that's the problem with trying to research current events, I suppose). My assumption is that he was being attacked by some evil corrupt officers sent by the Sherriff of Nottingham and responded by burning a full clip of Uzi ammunition into them, jumping through a plate glass window, rescuing a damsel in distress, and swinging off on a chandelier with a hot babe clinging to his rippling biceps. According to a Greek friend of mine, this guy once blew up a known Mafia hangout by shooting it with a fucking rocket launcher.
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
March 05 2009 05:30 GMT
#73
On March 05 2009 14:08 ahrara_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2009 01:12 littlechava wrote:
If you like this kind of stuff try this site: http://badassoftheweek.com/list.html
Pretty much the same stuff except once a week/more exaggerated.

oh my god
so AWESOME

check out the first entry

Show nested quote +
In true badass fashion, Vassilis Paleokostas also has a trusty sidekick – a lunatic Albanian named Alket Rizai. Rizai is like the Friar Tuck in this story, only if instead of being a benevolent, staff-swinging priest, the clergyman was a crazy gunman with a hair-trigger and a penchant for firing automatic weapons at heavily-armed tactical police officers. Rizai is currently up on charges for murder, though I haven't really been able to track down any details about any of that (that's the problem with trying to research current events, I suppose). My assumption is that he was being attacked by some evil corrupt officers sent by the Sherriff of Nottingham and responded by burning a full clip of Uzi ammunition into them, jumping through a plate glass window, rescuing a damsel in distress, and swinging off on a chandelier with a hot babe clinging to his rippling biceps. According to a Greek friend of mine, this guy once blew up a known Mafia hangout by shooting it with a fucking rocket launcher.


seriously the idea that he escaped by helicopter AGAIN from the same prison almost had me tears laughing...i don't know why...that's just too funny
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
March 05 2009 05:43 GMT
#74
That Simo guy might have been the sniper with the most kills but that chart linked to his wiki shows dozens of snipers with hundreds of kills.

Like 85% of them were Soviet.

GG Simo, GG.
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
March 05 2009 05:54 GMT
#75
I see the general sentiment in this thread.

Teamliquid fails.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-05 05:59:08
March 05 2009 05:58 GMT
#76
On March 05 2009 14:54 TheTyranid wrote:
I see the general sentiment in this thread.

Teamliquid fails.

lol
what

please tell me this isn't some over-sensitive nationalist reaction
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
March 05 2009 06:00 GMT
#77
On March 05 2009 14:30 Phantom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2009 14:08 ahrara_ wrote:
On March 05 2009 01:12 littlechava wrote:
If you like this kind of stuff try this site: http://badassoftheweek.com/list.html
Pretty much the same stuff except once a week/more exaggerated.

oh my god
so AWESOME

check out the first entry

In true badass fashion, Vassilis Paleokostas also has a trusty sidekick – a lunatic Albanian named Alket Rizai. Rizai is like the Friar Tuck in this story, only if instead of being a benevolent, staff-swinging priest, the clergyman was a crazy gunman with a hair-trigger and a penchant for firing automatic weapons at heavily-armed tactical police officers. Rizai is currently up on charges for murder, though I haven't really been able to track down any details about any of that (that's the problem with trying to research current events, I suppose). My assumption is that he was being attacked by some evil corrupt officers sent by the Sherriff of Nottingham and responded by burning a full clip of Uzi ammunition into them, jumping through a plate glass window, rescuing a damsel in distress, and swinging off on a chandelier with a hot babe clinging to his rippling biceps. According to a Greek friend of mine, this guy once blew up a known Mafia hangout by shooting it with a fucking rocket launcher.


seriously the idea that he escaped by helicopter AGAIN from the same prison almost had me tears laughing...i don't know why...that's just too funny

so FUCKING BADASS

omg i can't get over how fucking badass it is.

this thread makes me want to ingest unhealthy volumes of testosterone and work out
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
Fishball
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada4788 Posts
March 05 2009 06:01 GMT
#78
On March 05 2009 08:28 TrainReq wrote:
Voytek the War Bear is by far more badass than all of those guys, except for maybe Jack Churchill.

White Death, too, had balls the size of Saturn.


Never heard of Voytek until now.
Googled, and found out he/she was actually A BEAR...



Cute bear ~_~
靈魂交響曲
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
March 05 2009 06:17 GMT
#79
On March 05 2009 14:58 ahrara_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2009 14:54 TheTyranid wrote:
I see the general sentiment in this thread.

Teamliquid fails.

lol
what

please tell me this isn't some over-sensitive nationalist reaction

In previous threads people compared Russians to zerglings, joked about the poor quality of our technology, along with many other things. I'm tired of see that shit over and over. And here once again. The fin gets all the praise, someone posts the cliche casualty chart of the Ruso-Finnish war, people start making dumb jokes again.:

On March 05 2009 11:12 The Storyteller wrote:
My respect for him just increased. I wasn't aware that Soviet rifles could hit anything.

On March 05 2009 13:33 CommanderFluffy wrote:
700 kills
M-M-M-MMONSTER KILLL


How would you feel in my position? And please stop throwing the word "nationalist" around every time someone tries to defend his country, is passionate, etc. It's dumb.
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
March 05 2009 06:32 GMT
#80
damn, I bet boxer doesn't have to micro them if they were starcraft units.

White Death is soo bad ass, as well as the guy in the number 1 position.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
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