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CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-04 15:30:50
March 04 2009 15:30 GMT
#1
Short stories of 5 real soldiers, all in the 20th century, whos exploits make Rambo look like a pussy.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_p1.html

I'm not military myself, and consider myself a borderline pacifist, but... this here is some good reading. Take a moment to enjoy it if you can.

CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
lgd-haze
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden547 Posts
March 04 2009 15:45 GMT
#2
That finnish guy is pretty damn awesome!
Good read, but is this a reliable source?
Flying Tushin!!
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
March 04 2009 15:49 GMT
#3
as far as i can tell, yes. lol
even though their writing style could lead you to think otherwise.
its just their thing, they do this edgy writing style thing.

here's the wiki on your Finnish sniper >.<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_Häyhä
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
Sanity.
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States704 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-04 15:54:35
March 04 2009 15:51 GMT
#4
page wont load for me..... but that wiki on simo is fucking crazy.

edit: nvm gotta give it a while to load
iRoN-
Profile Joined June 2007
Germany78 Posts
March 04 2009 15:59 GMT
#5
funniest read for month's !
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ , o.Qv
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
March 04 2009 16:06 GMT
#6
jeeeeeeesus

one man armies man
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
March 04 2009 16:12 GMT
#7
If you like this kind of stuff try this site: http://badassoftheweek.com/list.html
Pretty much the same stuff except once a week/more exaggerated.
Entusman #12
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
March 04 2009 16:25 GMT
#8
sick read yo
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15353 Posts
March 04 2009 16:25 GMT
#9
This guys should get the discipline award: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda

Japanese WW2 soldier who refused to believe the emperor's surrender. He was told to hold his ground unless ordered otherwise and thus refused to surrender to Allied forces for 29 years. They actually flew in his former commanding officer from Japan to order him to surrender in 1974.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
March 04 2009 16:32 GMT
#10
Sick read, im 100% pacifist and hate war stories but these are incredible.
Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
polarwolf
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
924 Posts
March 04 2009 16:46 GMT
#11
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Severloh

"the beast of Omaha Beach", killed 2k+ American soliders with his MG42 and K98.
skindzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
Chile5114 Posts
March 04 2009 17:08 GMT
#12
Men this was a fucking awesome read, thanks a lot for sharing.
Its not only the rain that brings the thunder
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
March 04 2009 17:14 GMT
#13
On March 05 2009 01:25 zatic wrote:
This guys should get the discipline award: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda

Japanese WW2 soldier who refused to believe the emperor's surrender. He was told to hold his ground unless ordered otherwise and thus refused to surrender to Allied forces for 29 years. They actually flew in his former commanding officer from Japan to order him to surrender in 1974.

He's actually in some other Cracked article.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
March 04 2009 17:18 GMT
#14
It took me almost an hour to read the full article but I am done(been working and reading). This was a fun read.
ya had ya shot kid!
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
March 04 2009 17:41 GMT
#15
awesome
Typho0n
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada276 Posts
March 04 2009 17:58 GMT
#16
that sniper was incredibly bad ass lol
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
March 04 2009 18:04 GMT
#17
Amazing thread, that Indian and Finnish guy were absolutely crazy lol.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
March 04 2009 18:11 GMT
#18
Yeah read this a long time ago a friend of mine gave me the link.

So amazing.
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kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
March 04 2009 18:26 GMT
#19
I hate going to this website because I always end up spending hours reading all the articles. This one was awesome though lol. You should check out the insults one, it's by far the best of the articles.
Hi
Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
March 04 2009 18:33 GMT
#20
On March 05 2009 01:32 malongo wrote:
Sick read, im 100% pacifist and hate war stories but these are incredible.


apparently not 100% if you enjoy all these war story and killing
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