Pony Express Issue 64: Feb. 23

Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,

Bump of the week.
The answer to last week's poll was /userpoll/vote.php?poll_id=5211&vote=0.

- Kau

Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Chill – Strategy
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Physician – Memory Lane
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie
Rekrul – Korean Korner
NeverGG – Progamer Pics

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Korean Korner ........................................ p8
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p9
Best of Blogs ......................................... p10
Ban of the Week .................................... p11

fps games would be more fun without clicking
That spinning girl again. Oh! And a hydra!
Random Statistics
Shortest Game of Mafia Ever (thanks mikeymoo!)

Steamed thai snapper

Meat:
1 piece Red Snapper

Sauce:
1 butternut squash
2 piece garlic
2 shallots
2 oz. butter

Vegetables:
3 oz. brussel sprout leaves
1 oz. rock Shrimp
1 oz. chanterelles
1 teaspoon chives 1 teaspoon parsley

Procedure
1. Roast butternut squash for 15 minutes at 375Â°. Sweat garlic and shallots. Add squash meat. Cover with chicken stock and simmer 10 minutes. Blend and add butter.

2. Sweat brussel leaves till golden brown, add shrimp and chanterelles. Cook 2 minutes. Add parsley and chives.

3. Steam snapper for 5 minutes.

Protoss lol.

[22:28] <+Xiberia> you people need to play more
[22:28] <@Nyovne> says the person who missed scouting 10 carriers ;p
[22:28] <+Xiberia> i trusted you

Child labour terran? Bwahahahaha.

[13:16] <rapture> how come they're only making child labour terran play 2 games tonight?

My super sweet 16.

[02:28] <delicioussym|D-> when my uncle was 16 he had a kid
[02:28] <delicioussym|D-> but he didnt think he was responsible enough to raise a kid
[02:28] <delicioussym|D-> because he was into drinking really hard

[Samuel L]English motherfucker, do you speak it?[/Samuel L]

[02:33] <htns> doesn't your uncle have brothers and sisters?
[02:33] <@Brian_> please tell me english isnt your first language

Thanks htns.

[16:46] <htns> UrbanDictionary.Com / iranian gasmask / It's when you put your balls in a girls mouth, put your asshole over her nose, and then fart.
[16:46] <htns> IT"S FUCKIN AWESOME

First bush now htns as well, just what do they put into the water there -.- (longish)

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[17:20] <@vGl-CoW> texas is the closest thing to mexico
[17:20] <@vGl-CoW> geographically as well as culturally
[17:20] <@Carnac_> so htns is a spic
[17:20] <@aers> possibly
[17:20] <htns> lol no, im not a spic
[17:20] <htns> i live in texas you idiot
[17:20] <@Carnac_> or a redneck
[17:20] <htns> im a TEXAN
[17:20] <htns> lol no, im not a redneck
[17:20] <htns> im a TEXAN
[17:20] <+YuMMie> redneck most likely
[17:21] <htns> im a TEXAN
[17:21] <@Carnac_> that's what I said
[17:21] <@Carnac_> a redneck
[17:21] <htns> no
[17:21] <htns> redneck < TEXAN
[17:21] <@Carnac_> thx for agreeing with me
[17:21] <+YuMMie> Redneck = TEXAN
[17:21] <htns> NO
[17:21] <htns> TEXAN >>> redneck
[17:21] <@Carnac_> let's collectively pity him imho
[17:21] <Dreamer`> so htns is a redneck eh
[17:21] <Dreamer`> makes sense
[17:21] <htns> I
[17:21] <htns> AM
[17:21] <htns> A
[17:22] <htns> TEXAN

Streetnames wtf lol.

[19:26] <+Quint> are you up for a game?
[19:27] * @Nyovne spanks Quint's ass and calls him charlie
[19:29] <+Quint> HARDER
[19:29] <+Quint> GIVE ME STREETNAMES
[19:29] * @Nyovne beats Quint to death with an 18 inch black rubber cock
[19:29] <+Quint> Dude what the fck lol

Backstage at the OGN studio names from the present grace the walls. BeSt and Midas have also left their mark.

Foreign fan favourite Yeom Boseung poses after a personal loss, but team victory at Winners League.

Seiya and Suny - posing together backstage for a cheerful candid at Yongsan during Winner's League.

Coming soon

Korean is such an amazing language that every grammatical particle makes complete sense which allows all words to function together and be used together with maximum efficiency. This is why Korean is actually incredibly easy to learn. Today I will demonstrate using the Korean world "줘 (pronounced joe)" which ='s "give" Though 줘 is often changed to 주 (jew) with different parts of speech attached to it.

Elric has taught you guys that 여기요(yogi-yo) ='s "excuse me, here, get over here, etc" and is commonly used in places where there are service people to get their attention. Koreans do not sit around and wait for the waiter or waitress to bring them the menu's or more bottles of alcohol or more food or the bill. They scream yogi-yo at the top of their mother fucking lungs and a little server always instantly comes running. If you're ever in a Korean restaurant impress the servers by saying whatever you want and then:

주세요 (ju-say-yo) which means "please give me." The 줘 is slightly transformed to 주 (ju, jew, w/e) because of the part of speech following it. Say 맥주 (mek-ju) 주세요 to order more beer (mek-ju ju-se-yo). And no, the "ju" in mek-ju is not related as 맥주 is entirely it's own word.

But there are oh so many ways to modify "줘"

Take a look at these examples and look at the bolded korean and compare it with the bolded english. The korean is much more simple, clean, and shorter in almost all cases:

맥주 주세요. = Please give me beer (or a beer).

엄마 한테 선물 주고싶어요. I want to give my mom a present.

엉덩이 줘. = Give me your ass. (I swear I've seen them say this in a Korean movie right before the guy stops fucking her normally and anals her lmao.)

아 시발 100% 줬는데 잃었어. = Ah fuck I gave it my all but I lost. (Something Koreans will only say when they are in public (minus the fuck part obv). When they are not in the spotlight they will basically be saying "SHEEBAL GAE SEKKI MO YA JOT KAT AH AHHH JAJJINGNA" <---you probably don't need translation for that one). Note on this one I don't know if that's the real Korean saying for it that's just Rekrul's dumbed down Korean.

돈 줬거든... = I fucking gave you the money. The beauty of Korean is that phrases like this can be used as just a firm strong statement in a normal situation (so no expletive), or as "fucking" in comfortable situations. It all depends on the enunciation. (This is what I often say when waiters who were fucking drunk when I paid them can't remember and try to get me to pay again.)

느끼게해줬어. = I gave her an orgasm. (Something you will never hear a Korean guy saying unless it's a lie, LOL!

And last but not least, even though you have gotten absolutely nothing out of this unless you are Korean then you're probably laughing, at least learn this sentence for when you end up in Korea in a night-club and your waiter is slacking. Don't tip him...just summon and say this with an annoyed 'I'm going to kill you fucker' look on your face:

야 시발새끼 왜 일 열심히안해? 취했는 썅년 빨리 주라.

(phonetically: YA SHEEBAL SEKKI WAE IL YULL-SHIM-HEE-AN-HE? CHI-HAET-NIN SSYANG-NYUN BBALI JO-LA

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HEY MOTHER FUCKER WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING HARD? FUCKING BRING ME A DRUNK SLUT ASAP.

Added extra: If you're in Korea and a Korean girl ever asks you what you do, just say you're a Bek-soo(sew like going to court for money) (백수). This word comes from the Korean for "male lion" and it basically means that you don't have a job and are a 'freestyler' but you still are able to live a nice life (male lions are lazy the females do all the work...the way it's supposed to be). The mystery of being a 백수 creates curiosity in Korean girls and will often stimulate a conversation that would never have happened if you just said you're a student or whatever.

On February 28 2009 12:40 Camlito wrote:
Lol @ page 4 of wlwlakfwk's profile. 6 minute loss to OctZerg, how unusual.

On March 02 2009 19:23 Klive5ive wrote:
Nice discussion but the pathetic limp-wristed handshake at the end ruined it for me.

On TL net we want throbbing cock handshakes with veins and shit..none of this whiny terran shit.

On March 03 2009 05:38 Slorm wrote:

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TL staff are a bunch of mutherfuckers lovers of protoss and bisu, Die gays!!! 1a2a3a, bisu is gay, protoss is the easier race, protoss imba. and all my hate to Tl staff protoss lovers, gousgamers is better than this. FUCK YOU ALL

Flaming the entire staff as being protoss users/lovers and worse than gg.net... maybe the single most cutting slander ever uttered. Thankfully he is in disneyland now heckling mickey and donald duck.

p10

IzzyCraft was just temp banned for 2 days by Manifesto7.

That account was created on 2007-06-26 17:42:25 and had 3734 posts.

Reason: "I went to Disneyland for two days and all I got was this lousy sig!"

CharlieMurphy was just temp banned for 2 weeks by Last Romantic.

That account was created on 2006-03-21 23:37:30 and had 12740 posts.

Reason: Ignored several direct warnings. Do not unban.

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What question should I ask next week?

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