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Pony Express Issue 62: Feb. 9 - Feb. 16, 2009

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Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3502 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-17 08:22:58
February 17 2009 07:18 GMT
#1
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What will I eat without Recipes


Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,

Random Images will now get a weekly dose of progamer thanks to NeverGG!
Korean Korner has been upgraded to be biweekly!

- Kau

Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Chill – Strategy
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Physician – Memory Lane
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie
Elric_ – Korean Korner
NeverGG – Progamer Pics

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Korean Korner ........................................ p8
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p9
Best of Blogs ......................................... p10
Ban of the Week .................................... p11

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  • I Wish I was this Smart

  • Uwe Boll Ruins Them

  • Benefits of Gaming

  • Stop Using Microsoft Office!

  • Racism Discussion


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  • Half-Life Movie

  • An English StarCraft Mag? Look No Further

  • Yay Zergs

  • Another Thread from SC2 Forums? What is PX coming to?

  • Happy Birthday Nyo


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[00:54] <+delicioussym|D-> anyone into beast?
[00:54] <+delicioussym|D-> my dog just went into heat


[20:56] <+Xiberia> you sure have a lot of hentai games saya
[20:56] <orb> those are all hentai games?
[20:56] <orb> jeez
[20:57] <+SayaSP> yeah but
[20:57] <+SayaSP> people misunderstand most of the time
[20:57] <+SayaSP> say like a game is like 20 hours
[20:57] <+SayaSP> 30 min of that is erotic shit
[20:57] <+SayaSP> and the rest is actual storyp


[21:20] <+littlechava> SayaSP
[21:20] <+littlechava> you're always on my overmind baby
[21:20] <orb> haha
[21:20] * +SayaSP walls in


[21:21] <+littlechava> do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences


[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> my friend dodged me once by saying a hacker named Exidus was attacking his computer
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> and he needed to defend his computer in real-time
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> Made me imagine him fighting some dude on the tron lightcycles


Obligatory NeverGG quote:

[01:42] <@Nyovne> fuck ogn
[01:42] <+NeverGG> NYO
[01:42] <+NeverGG> you went there
[01:42] <+NeverGG> ...............
[01:42] * +NeverGG tackles Nyo
[01:42] <+NeverGG> RAWRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[[01:44] <+NeverGG> Don't fuck ogn
[01:44] <@Nyovne> no tnx
[01:44] <@Nyovne> im leaving the groupwork to you
[01:44] <@Nyovne> ZING
[01:44] <+NeverGG> hahaha
[01:44] <+NeverGG> I told you - I've only ever done three gamers at once


So random it made me lol:

[02:02] <KongJon> where the fuck is my mouse...
[02:03] * @Nyovne points at the cat
[02:03] <DEVELOPERS> i ate it
[02:03] <+keit> did you look under your bed
[02:03] <@Nyovne> did you look in your hand
[02:03] <+keit> did you look between your legs
[02:03] <Abydos1> did you try following the cord from the back of the computer?
[02:03] <+keit> !
[02:03] <+keit> that was a great idea
[02:03] <+keit> what if it leads back to the input though?
[02:04] <+keit> it will be surreal


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Flashing back to April 13th at Proleague where STX Soul dealt Samsung Khan a decisive 3:0 defeat. Inter.Calm regarded one of Soul's first fan meetings with a mixture of post-proleague sobriety and nerves.


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Sparkyz all-killer Kim Changhee (Death Note not included.)


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One of several mainstream endorsements littering Seoul that feature prominent figures in esports.


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from OMG MUST WATCH THIS

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from StarCraft 2 Achievements

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The History of Confessions Threads

Find out why stimmey was such a troll, why toptalent lovs cats (a must!), puertorican sexual preferences and take a peek at ex-blizzard staff's personal art
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=16516


Read why HeadBangaa lived with perpetual tooth pain, see Liquid`Drone declare his <3 for Mora, check Hot_bid early law inclinations (say Tako with a K) and why he is into giving stars and finally why you shouldn't mess with ToKoreaWithLove's gfs.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44056


Find out why I am condescending, Beyonder inner sexuality, see Tadzio get downright serious, find out that CaucasianAsian is a cat killer, and read about evanthebouncy! peeping-tom days, discover who Jayson X artist's muse was and also check out CharlieMurphy's favorite diet.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=48927


Find out that SonuvBob is into large callipygia, Kennigit is really a jock, and that Dknight has smacked another tl.net girl previously.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=52445


If you haven't done so yet, chose one, and leave your confessions, no one will care but posterity will shed a tear with each smile.

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Editor's Note: Needs another week to get his stuff together. From now on Korean Korner will be a biweekly article.

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On February 06 2009 22:17 MaGic~PhiL wrote:
some people are just retarted


-And some people troll themselves.. moran.

On February 10 2009 23:56 Jibba wrote:
she looks EXACTLY like my mom @ 14, only mom had a wetter vagina


-Jibba mocking some random TL.net fool who happens to know the texture of his cousin's lips.. face lips I hope?

On February 13 2009 18:20 Hot_Bid wrote:
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On February 13 2009 18:18 inReacH wrote:
On February 13 2009 18:04 Hot_Bid wrote:
i think this phenomenon is easily explained by the concept of player inflation, the number of players naturally inflates over time, if you look at the inflation-adjusted numbers its pretty much the same as last year, so its not really signifying anything


Is this guy serious?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation

educate yourself, knowledge is with inReacH


On February 15 2009 04:54 dream-_- wrote:
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On February 14 2009 11:53 LuckyFool wrote:
Some crazy zerg who averages 325apm in a 34 minute game and has insane pro hotkeys.

This is at like C- rank but he's like 20-1 currently. A progamer probably should have finished me off earlier but he still won in the end.

vs sahib


edit: probably nothing he just had WAY more than your average c- hotkey action.


i love these posts.

"Gais this terran had 350 apm. Did I play nada?"


On February 16 2009 14:24 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
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On February 16 2009 14:12 to miss the mark wrote:
my biggest pet peeve is people that disappear off the face of the earth for no apparent reason, they really bug me.

although it is fun when you see them again.


dude theyre astronauts its their job


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  • Raith's blog still going strong

  • DoctorHelvetica gets wet

  • zatic brings you yet another awesome script

  • EsX_Raptor beating a dead horse (pic of dead horse inside)

  • G.s)NarutO bought stuff from Korea

  • Xeris causes an argument

  • Kwark talks about #1 UK sc player

  • Zoler owns Dawn of War noobs

  • EtherealDeath testing new strats


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dibbaN was just temp banned for 2 days by Plexa.

That account was created on 2008-07-21 00:57:31 and had 16 posts.

Reason: Even if a strategy thread is shitty, there is no need to perpetuate the already unfunny 1a2a3a meme and thus derail the thread.





Question of the Week
Who knows how to cook?

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Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3502 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-17 07:26:31
February 17 2009 07:20 GMT
#2
The issue is gonna be changing in a bit. *oOo mystery*

Also hats off to Nyovne who gave me a lot of content this week :D
Moderator
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 17 2009 07:23 GMT
#3
nice job kau <3 Great edition imo
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32280 Posts
February 17 2009 07:27 GMT
#4
Awesome :D
Moderator<:3-/-<
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
February 17 2009 07:36 GMT
#5
--- Nuked ---
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
February 17 2009 07:40 GMT
#6
Excellent as usual, guys! Loved this week's Memory Lane...keep up the good work!
✌
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
February 17 2009 07:49 GMT
#7
hahahah astronauts
Hates Fun🤔
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
February 17 2009 08:08 GMT
#8
Great edition, comming back strong after last weeks crapper! :D

Oh and I know how to cook <3.

Gw Kau :D

btw lolz @ the nyo Bday thread, cheers :p
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
February 17 2009 08:13 GMT
#9
woot for PX!
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3502 Posts
February 17 2009 08:23 GMT
#10
Woo, prettified it up a bit!
Moderator
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8093 Posts
February 17 2009 09:17 GMT
#11
Lol dont count bc out next, im happy to fill in for a coupple of weeks
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
February 17 2009 09:27 GMT
#12
I know how to cook.
Moderator
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5214 Posts
February 17 2009 09:36 GMT
#13
great job! thank you
you wouldnt feel that way if it was *your* magical sword of mantouchery that got stolen - racebannon
axion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Norway110 Posts
February 17 2009 10:12 GMT
#14
I love this read.

I can cook a bit. Its my hobby if you can call it that.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
February 17 2009 10:36 GMT
#15
this pony express was priceless

i read every single post on all the confession threads. As a result I now have a deeper understanding of TL.net
dibban
Profile Joined July 2008
Sweden1279 Posts
February 17 2009 10:47 GMT
#16
lol sick gj!
이제동 - 이영호 since '07.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
February 17 2009 11:09 GMT
#17
Haha yeah just spent reading the confessions shit again, god that shit was hylarious back then and still is haha. Epixxxxx~~

And oee @ the prettyfying :o.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 17 2009 11:17 GMT
#18
I CAN COOK!!!!!!!!!
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
February 17 2009 11:23 GMT
#19
Sorry guys ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
February 17 2009 11:37 GMT
#20
lol they should make a new confessions thread, i mean it is 2009 and all
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