TL Mafia V: The Wrath of KHAAAAAANN

On December 31 2008 09:45 0cz3c wrote:



Finally. I guess I finally got the message across. THANK YOU. I knew we could come to an understanding. Not sure if that's the most beneficial to the town, but just choose a time before the game ends to lynch me and I'll be happy. Thanks. Yes, I am the village idiot.

But now on to some serious, helpful business for the town.

There's a chance that BloodyCobbler is mafia. I kid you not. The name of the game is "The Wrath of Khan." Yeah. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah. Look at BloodyCobbler's signature. It reads, "BY THE KHAN FOR THE KHAN OF THE KHAN THEREFORE SAMSUNG KHAN WIN." ....Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

However, I have not yet convinced myself, so I'm not sure whether I can call him a 100% mafia (as I have been able to do (quite confidently) with the previous seven).

But I have the eighth. Let's just vigi kill him some night. That should do it.

I know what you're thinking. "But 0cz3c, we can't just blindly trust you. You're saying he's mafia, but you ain't showin' us no clues. What gives doggonit?" Reasonable thoughts. So, expecting your doubt in advance, I've prepared some analysis that indisputably links Ace with the role of mafia.

Firstly, he was mafia last game. And the game before the one before that. Yeaaaaaaaaaah. I'm always skeptical about these things, for an Arabian proverb states that whatever happens one time will never happen again, but what happens twice will surely happen thrice. This is the third time. I guarantee it.

Secondly, Ace is from the United States. Michael Jackson is from the United States, too. Coincidence? Clearly not.

I've dug up some more mud on the mafia. His profile reads, "don\'t blame me, you shoulda voted for me the first time." Ace uses the first person. Caller never uses the first person in his Day Post. Something like this is always intentional. Especially when the clues are about Ace and are meant to be conspicuous.

Thirdly, the attackers are putting the blame on Caller. It's not their fault for attacking him; rather, it's his existence that is the primal cause and problem. You might notice that this detail is strikingly similar to Ace's profile words, in which he says, "don\'t blame me, you shoulda voted for me the first time." He's putting the blame on everyone but himself. As the umpire in the center of the world would say, "You're ouuuuuuuuutttttttaaaaaa here."


It's coming. I-T-'-S C-O-M-I-N-G. Here is my Ace in the Hole. The movie. Ace in the Hole by Billy Wilder. Notice any word that sticks out? My analysis indicates that it must be "Ace." Hmmmm. That seems to ring a bell. DING DONGGGGGG. ACE. The suspect for mafia. ! In Ace in the Hole, a man holds another man's life in his hands, but all he only wants money. $$$ The man leaves a trapped man to die. Well, Caller here is trapped himself. ! And, of course, the Day Post says, "He Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What He Can." Identical to how the man in Ace in the Hole acts. And notice how WILD the mafia are acting. Almost like....BILLY WILDER !

And I overlooked this previously, but here it is: FACE. F - A - C - E. ACE. Another mafia bites the dust. I think I've gotten almost all of them. I'll wait for the next day post before I make my final verdict. I'll let you guys know what I conclude.

Hmmm. You know, it seems that all these clues are linking back to movies I've watched in my film class. I'm not sure if this is a coincidence, so I'll keep an eye out for this in the future. I'll provide the list of the movies in a following post for any other adventurous clue hunters.

Also, I'm am the jack. I've already used one rolecheck, so I cannot check either BloddyCobbler
or mikeymoo. I'm not sure if I'm insane or not, so I would not like to disclose the information which has been revealed to me. I will once I find out, however. Of course I remind you all that Showtime! has said that I am insane. If it turns up that he is lying, then that means that he is mafia. So, then, we must lynch him. Caller: can Jack be insane? I'd like to ASK YOU FIRST BEFORE WE JUMP TO ANY CONCLUSIONS !!!

I'll be role-checking Scaramanga tomorrow. Hopefully mafia will think that I'm just kidding and they won't kill me at night. I think I can tough it out another night. We'll know for sure whether Scaramanga is truly the mafia I have deduced him (correctly) to be.