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To any girls out there: Hi, could I please pay you $100 USD to talk to me on Skype for 30 minutes and pretend to be my girlfriend. Please post here if you want to work out a deal. Thank you.
Okay...This thread got a lot of replies faster than I expected. I'm reading through it and there's a lot of common questions, so here are my answers:
Q: I can pretend to be a girl. Will you pay me?
A: No.
Q: Why are you doing this?
A: I am lonely and want a girlfriend. If I really like you after the first session, we can arrange a regular payment schedule for Skype conversations.
Q: Why don't you just go to Craigslist, hooker, etc.?
A: I prefer someone know is also into Starcraft.
Q: My girlfriend can...
A: No thanks. I don't want someone who is in a relationship already.
Q: "Would you accept trans gender girls? I ask because a friend of mine loves SC2 and is trans gender, she's really nice!"
A: Yes, I love Scarlett, so...yes.
Q: I saw this on Reddit
A: I don't use Reddit. I also posted this in many stream chats including QuanticFlo's, so you may have seen this there.
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This has potential to go down in TL history.
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if you pay first im sure i can convince my gf to do that(if its for tricking,no dirty shit ..). but other then that i just wanna say : wat?
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damn, not bad of a deal at all loool
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I wish I was a girl, I could use $100 right now.
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United States4796 Posts
I remember when Team Liquid was about StarCraft..
* DivinO fetches his walking stick and hobbles to the door *
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Damn girls and their perks.
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Its okay man. PM if you want to talk. Everyone goes through rough patches some times, and girls are no exception to a possible cause of a problem.
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On November 28 2012 09:11 JazzNL wrote:
Damn girls and their perks.
Yeah I like perky ones as well.
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of all places to ask where the girls are at. You go to TL, wow lool
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Couldn't you do this for less than $100 US on a place where they do this sort of thing more often?
Hilarious though.
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I got a pretty convincing female accent for $100 I'm all yours. P.S I have a penis
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For some reason I doubt he would pay up that $100 though otherwise it'd be the easiest $100 ever made. =x
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On November 28 2012 09:12 aka_star wrote:
I got a pretty convincing female accent for $100 I'm all yours. P.S I have a penis
I'll do it for 50.
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Sure i'll skype with you I'm a Guy In Real Life.
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Please mods do not close this.
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On November 28 2012 09:12 Probe1 wrote:Show nested quote +On November 28 2012 09:12 aka_star wrote:
I got a pretty convincing female accent for $100 I'm all yours. P.S I have a penis I'll do it for 50.
I'll do it for 30, and my hair is long enough to the point where I might be half convincing.
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Why o.O i must know why!!!!
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EPT
