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[Trade] Your balls for 15 more years of life

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Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 25 2012 22:53 GMT
#1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19699266

Castration had a huge effect on the lifespans of Korean men, according to an analysis of hundreds of years of eunuch "family" records.

They lived up to 19 years longer than uncastrated men from the same social class and even outlived members of the royal family.


...

Dr Kyung-Jin Min, from Inha University, told the BBC: "We also thought that different living circumstances or lifestyles of eunuchs can be attributed to the lifespan difference.

"However, except for a few eunuchs, most lived outside the palace and spent time inside the palace only when they were on duty."

Instead he thinks the data "provides compelling evidence that male sex hormone reduces male lifespan".


...

One thought is that male sex hormones such as testosterone, which are largely produced in the testes, could be damaging. The researchers said the hormones could weaken the immune system or damage the heart. Castration would prevent most of the hormone from being produced, protecting the body from any damaging effect and prolonging lifespan.

Dr Min said: "It is quite possible that testosterone reduction therapy extends male lifespan, however, we may need to consider the side effects of it, mainly reduction of sex drive in males.




New research suggests that losing your balls as a little kid may let you live much longer as an adult.

Assuming this research was true (and that's a big assumption), if that was a trade you could make right now, what would you do?
Что?
Flossy
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States870 Posts
September 25 2012 22:55 GMT
#2
Nope. I wouldn't do it.
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Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25563 Posts
September 25 2012 22:55 GMT
#3
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
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AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 25 2012 22:55 GMT
#4
simply no, would never do that, The balls, for fucks sake, you don't do that
Clearout
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway1060 Posts
September 25 2012 22:55 GMT
#5
Definately no.
really?
tMomiji
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1115 Posts
September 25 2012 22:55 GMT
#6
...Uhm, how good would the quality of those years be?
"I wonder if there is a league below copper? If so, I would like to inhabit it." -TotalBiscuit "In the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, ROOF FLIES OFF!" -George Carlin <3 HerO <3 Kiwikaki <3 MKP
OriginalName
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada1140 Posts
September 25 2012 22:56 GMT
#7
I rather like my ability to procreate... and if we operate under the assumption that it has to be done young then wouldn't it be pointless to do once your actually of the age that you can decide weather or not you do want your balls cut off. Doing it prior to then is inhumane as said person should be allowed to reasonably decide for themselves since this is PERMANENT.
lost_artz
Profile Joined January 2012
United States366 Posts
September 25 2012 22:56 GMT
#8
might as well, im not getting any anyway :\
Praetorial
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States4241 Posts
September 25 2012 22:57 GMT
#9
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.


You have just officially won this thread.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE! Bans for the ban gods!
juked
Profile Joined May 2010
United States691 Posts
September 25 2012 22:57 GMT
#10
No thank you.
FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
September 25 2012 22:57 GMT
#11
Lol whats the point in living an extra 15 years with no balls? It's not about length but quality
To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
All.In
Profile Joined August 2010
United States214 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 22:58:43
September 25 2012 22:57 GMT
#12
I would give 1 for 10
Edit: after reading my post and seeing my name i will give em both. All in baby
It is what it is
Niflheim
Profile Joined February 2012
United States313 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 22:59:00
September 25 2012 22:57 GMT
#13
I would not give up my balls for any amount of time added to my life... If it was possible to do it later in life after I've had a family and grown old then maybe I'd think about it, but from those excerpts it sounds like it is mainly due to long term effects and would not give any benefit to someone who is castrated later in life
Nortac
Profile Joined April 2011
United States375 Posts
September 25 2012 22:58 GMT
#14
On September 26 2012 07:56 lost_artz wrote:
might as well, im not getting any anyway :\

LOL, Best comment so far
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
September 25 2012 22:58 GMT
#15
On September 26 2012 07:57 FeUerFlieGe wrote:
It's not about length but quality

I like this attitude
Что?
thekibk
Profile Joined April 2010
United States116 Posts
September 25 2012 22:58 GMT
#16
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.


Rofl. and this is why I read threads in the first place.
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Sovano
Profile Joined November 2011
United States1503 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 23:00:03
September 25 2012 22:59 GMT
#17
Oh my god there's so many funny replies already haha :D
Schneeflocke
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada89 Posts
September 25 2012 23:00 GMT
#18
You can freeze some semen and get prosthetics, so why not?
AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 25 2012 23:00 GMT
#19
On September 26 2012 07:56 lost_artz wrote:
might as well, im not getting any anyway :\


defaitist attitude.. It seems you have no balls to trade anyway

Just a joke
jinorazi
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)4948 Posts
September 25 2012 23:00 GMT
#20
i'd rather eat healthy and exercise
age: 84 | location: california | sex: 잘함
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