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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4012 Posts
February 20 2012 19:09 GMT
#1
In Space No One Can Hear You Narrate


I've already gone over the idea of being a xenobotanist, but it hadn't occurred to me until recently that there were much on offer in the field of xenozoology. That said, it seems patently clear that people don't put nearly enough time into the careful consideration and analysis of the alien threats that constantly lurk in the gaping void of space.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCV7OGEfydk


They're waiting for us, out there among the stars, these strange parasitic entities, bristling with strange appendages (ovipositors and suchlike). In cases like these, education is the key to survival; in order to properly combat the inhuman menace, we must consider in detail the threats it poses.

To that end, I was able to use my xenobotanical reputation to swing the funding needed to land an expedition on an uncharted planetoid to film the creatures you'll see in this video. I warn you now, the video you are about to watch contains scenes of a graphic nature. We show you these not because they are intended to shock, but because we understand the importance of education about the universe around us.

Thank goodness we have Sir David Attenborough to guide us through these harsh times, to help educate us on the alien menace, its strange biology and habits.

+ Show Spoiler +
For the last week or so, this video has been blocked worldwide due to a copyright claim. About an hour ago, I filed a disagreement it was all solved super quickly. I'm very impressed with the whole process

Also, I think I know more about David Attenborough's speech patterns than any other human being alive.

This has not diminished my impression of the man at all. He is a wonder.


****
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
February 20 2012 19:12 GMT
#2
Haha, you finally released it? 5 stars automatic! As usual, great [seen the video already by you :B].

nice tie-in to that old blog of being xenobotanist!
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
pikaaarrr :3
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States593 Posts
February 20 2012 19:12 GMT
#3
i dont think its possible to give a sirjolt blog less than 5 stars
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
February 20 2012 19:13 GMT
#4
Must change stars to diamonds!
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
February 20 2012 19:18 GMT
#5
Hahahah brilliant!
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AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
February 20 2012 19:22 GMT
#6
5/5 that video was hilarious!
Also, how did you make it? Did you extract Mr. Attenborough's voice from separate occasions, take just one speech of his or pull off an amazing impersonation?
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
whatthefat
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States918 Posts
February 20 2012 19:31 GMT
#7
Ridiculously good.
SlayerS_BoxeR: "I always feel sorry towards Greg (Grack?) T_T"
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4012 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-20 19:36:41
February 20 2012 19:32 GMT
#8
On February 21 2012 04:22 AnachronisticAnarchy wrote:
Also, how did you make it?


I just stripped the audio from as many Attenborough documentaries as I could find, opened them all in Audacity and clipped as many samples from them as I could find that were relevant. From there, all I had to do was find enough shots of the creature(s) from Alien to actually make the whole thing work out and then try to line them up such that the events/voice made sense together.

It would probably have been easier to just learn how to do a really good Attenborough impersonation
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 20 2012 19:34 GMT
#9
OMG amazing.

Reminded me of when my British friends gave me tons of shit for not knowing who David Attenborough was X_X
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
February 20 2012 20:10 GMT
#10
Haha that was so good, great job with this jolt!!!! 5/5 yea that voice is so bad ass he could probably talk about anything and i would listen. : )
Greed leads to just about all losses.
SilverJohnny
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States885 Posts
February 20 2012 20:27 GMT
#11
Wow I am mega impressed SirJolt, but then again it wouldn't be a blog by you if I weren't mega impressed!
also i think you should be able to combine like 5 archons to make a really really shitty oliver stone film - Keanu_Reaver, bw balance genius
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
February 20 2012 21:02 GMT
#12
On February 21 2012 04:34 thedeadhaji wrote:
OMG amazing.

Reminded me of when my British friends gave me tons of shit for not knowing who David Attenborough was X_X


rightly so
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4012 Posts
February 20 2012 22:33 GMT
#13
Thanks all :D The YouTube copyright business was the first time I've ever had to file a dispute or whatever it is, I had honestly expected it to take forever and be full of headaches, but within an hour or so it said that the offended party had "agreed with your dispute" and suddenly it was all viewable
Moderator@SirJolt
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
February 20 2012 22:33 GMT
#14
Masterful.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-20 22:46:10
February 20 2012 22:41 GMT
#15
On February 21 2012 04:34 thedeadhaji wrote:
OMG amazing.

Reminded me of when my British friends gave me tons of shit for not knowing who David Attenborough was X_X


That is Sir David Attenborough for you.

;;

He is amazing though, and 5/5 for the blog.
WriterXiao8~~
Antoine
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States7481 Posts
February 20 2012 22:55 GMT
#16
not enough stars
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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
February 20 2012 23:15 GMT
#17
I feel amused giving you 5 stars then seeing the 5 stars in your sig right below.
ils
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bkrow
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia8532 Posts
February 21 2012 01:20 GMT
#18
That was incredible haha so good it got released

You are going to break the rating system too many stars!
In The Rear With The Gear .. *giggle* /////////// cobra-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3456 Posts
February 21 2012 03:04 GMT
#19
The values learned here?
Exploitation/deception!
Jolt makes it rain gold.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
February 21 2012 05:32 GMT
#20
Scarred me for life. Thanks a lot Jolt.
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