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AoL RO8 Players' Interview

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Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37043 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-03 19:55:19
January 03 2012 19:48 GMT
#1
NOTE: This is purely satirical. None of these things were actually said by any of these players

Winners' Interview
DRG
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I found it absolutely insulting that they asked me to play that round at all. They really should have just given me a straight up pass into RO4 you know? Well....... whatever. What's done is done. I will consider those games as favors for my loving fans.

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: Exactly as they should have. By Game 2 of me against July, I was pretty much yawning and stretching as my lings were finishing him off. And against RainBOw? Well...... it was RainBOw......

Q: Any regrets?
A: After I swept my group did I realize that this would have been the perfect opportunity to strengthen my lefty skills. I should have played with my mouse in my left hand, and my keyboard on my right. Oh how I regret not doing that now.....

July
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I would just like to say that there was never any doubt that I wouldn't pass. I went with my gut feeling and as always, it worked out great.

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: Beautifully. Apart from that 0-2 to DRG (and I blame my gut for that travesty btw) I played like a champion. Man I love that gut feeling

Q: Any regrets?
A: None. I went with my gut feeling. It got me 3 OSLs and a golden mouse. It's never let me down before, and I will never stop believing in it.

LosirA
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I just wanted to say that this was an absolute joy for me. I 4-0ed my group and just waltzed into RO4. I was actually worried because I had a feeling these games were going to take too long, but I finished quickly and had enough time to go back home just in time to catch the upcoming episode of Desperate Housewives. Win/win right?

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: Oh wonderfully. I made no mistakes. I'm pretty much perfect ya know? I mean, I made it to the finals of a GSL for god's sakes!

Q: Any regrets?
A: MVP bet his GSL trophy that I wouldn't 4-0 my group and NesTea bet an expensive dinner that I wouldn't make it out at all. GOD DAMN IT! I should've taken up on those offers!

MKP
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I really didn't make as many marines as I should have. Shame on me

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: Games were far too long. Not enough marines unfortunately :[

Q: Any regrets?
A: Should have made moar marines you know? I regret that I made so few.....


Losers' Interview
InCa
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I just don't understand why I lost..... I really thought I had this in the bag...... I planned out everything from step 1 to step 10. Those DTs were supposed to work! It worked in Up & Downs so why not AoL?

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: I just don't understand..... How did they see my DTs coming?

Q: Any regrets?
A: I should've made more DTs. I made the mistake of stopping my production of DTs. I also made a grave mistake of going a Dark Shrine but not producing a single DT in one game. I should really know better by now. DTs or go home

RainBOw
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I am very disappointed in myself. I have been practicing for this for days you know? I found out I was going to be in this tournament and I was like "YES! TIME TO REDEEM MYSELF!" I even minimized my MineralZ/Monobattles hours to only 5 a day, and kicked up my laddering to 3 a day!!!

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: I honestly just don't understand...... all those strategies? They worked on ladder.....

Q: Any regrets?
A: I should've laddered more. Practicing with Friuitdealer/Bomber/Parting was a complete waste of my time. Look where it got me!

TOP
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I call hack. No way should I have lost to LosirA and MKP. I am clearly better than them. What have they accomplished compared to what I have accomplished? I call hack.....

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: At first I thought I played great. But after watching the replays, I realize now that I played FLAWLESSLY!!! I only lost cause of hack. I hate hack. I call hack

Q: Any regrets?
A: I can't believe I didn't hack.

Leenock
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: HOW DARE THEY ELIMINATE ME!! I WON MLG PROVIDENCE! I ALMOST WON GSL NOVEMBER! I WAS IN BLIZZCUP!!! I BEAT NANIWA FOR GOD'S SAKES!!!

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: I don't care. That was crap. I'm not even gonna reflect on it. I know I am the best. I am the best damn zerg out there. (interviewer shakes his head) 2nd best? (interviewer shakes his head) 3rd? (interviewer shakes his head) Cutest? (interviewer nods and gives a thumbs up)

Q: Any regrets?
A: They should've thrown me in Group B. I would've roflstomped all those noobs. DRG ain't shit compared to me! (interviewer shakes his head) .......... I hate you......


NOTE #2: I realize that not everyone will find this funny. You may even call me names and criticize. That's fine. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I just want to thank anyone who took the time to read this. 8)
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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Dexington
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada7276 Posts
January 03 2012 19:50 GMT
#2
Blogs since its satire?
"Man you guys are missing out waving your stats dicks about instead of watching this pvp" - bbm
sitromit
Profile Joined June 2011
7051 Posts
January 03 2012 19:53 GMT
#3
It just isn't very funny to be honest... sorry...
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37043 Posts
January 03 2012 19:53 GMT
#4
On January 04 2012 04:50 Dexington wrote:
Blogs since its satire?

Ahhh.... very good point. This should be moved to blogs
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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[17]Purple
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom3489 Posts
January 03 2012 19:53 GMT
#5
Isn't the last loser's interview supposed to be Leenock not TOP?
"Turn Disadvantages into Disadvantages" and "Collect Telephones". The secrets of Chinese success.
SoraLimit
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada747 Posts
January 03 2012 19:54 GMT
#6
xD I had a good laugh. But you have two TOP's when one of them is Leennock.
Absentia
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom973 Posts
January 03 2012 19:55 GMT
#7
The one about July is in pretty bad taste and isn't funny at all.
vanhio
Profile Joined November 2010
Niue1017 Posts
January 03 2012 19:55 GMT
#8
Hahahha nice one ! I want more of this, good job <3
Spray
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States402 Posts
January 03 2012 19:55 GMT
#9
this is stupid i was expecting real interviews. dumb.
HuK Fighting~~!
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37043 Posts
January 03 2012 19:56 GMT
#10
On January 04 2012 04:53 sitromit wrote:
It just isn't very funny to be honest... sorry...

No need to apologize. I didn't create this in the hope of getting everyone's approval. I just wanted to make some ppl laugh u know?
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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lykkekage
Profile Joined July 2011
Denmark107 Posts
January 03 2012 19:56 GMT
#11
Reads DRG's interview: OK he is pretty cocky

Reads July's interview: I guess ... You could say that

Reads Losira's interview: Hmmm ...

Reads MarineKing's interview: Ok this is a troll

But I found it funny :D
VirgilSC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States6151 Posts
January 03 2012 19:57 GMT
#12
InCa and RainbOw's are the best.
Clarity Gaming #1 Fan | Avid MTG Grinder | @VirgilSC2
AXygnus
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Portugal1008 Posts
January 03 2012 19:57 GMT
#13
Made me laugh, nice OP ^^
"To create, to recreate. To create, to recreate. Down to the last seed, I stand with a dark stare. Still silent. Still frighteningly silent."
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37043 Posts
January 03 2012 19:59 GMT
#14
On January 04 2012 04:55 Spray wrote:
this is stupid i was expecting real interviews. dumb.

I'm actually currently searching for the actual interviews so I can translate them. If I do find any, those will be the real interviews and I won't joke around with those
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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Slaytilost
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands968 Posts
January 03 2012 19:59 GMT
#15
Liked the read
Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
January 03 2012 20:08 GMT
#16
Heh, very nice. We need more of this kind of stuff.
Team Slayers, Axiom-Acer and Vile forever
Talin
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Montenegro10532 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-03 20:12:04
January 03 2012 20:11 GMT
#17
Leenock rage ftw. xD

Also "DTs or go home" is classic.
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
January 03 2012 20:12 GMT
#18
DRG just made me laugh :D and yes DRG, July-InCa-Rainbow is the perfect AOL group to train your lefty skills.
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
Harris1st
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany6994 Posts
January 03 2012 20:45 GMT
#19
Funny stuff

imagine what hell would break lose if they really would say stuff like that ^^

DRG and Inca are my favorites
Go Serral! GG EZ for Ence. Flashbang dance FTW
scarper65
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
1560 Posts
January 03 2012 21:02 GMT
#20
I don't really get TOP's interview but the rest were pretty funny
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