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AoL RO8 Players' Interview - Page 2

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Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
January 03 2012 21:12 GMT
#21
hahaha I should of made more marines MKP telling it LIKE A BOSS
Top was funny Hack <3
Leenock rage, Man you nailed him
Dem Dt's
Pretty funny stuff 5/5 Loved it
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
Spicy_Curry
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States10573 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-03 21:48:02
January 03 2012 21:47 GMT
#22
<3 inca
High Risk Low Reward
WickedSkies
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Netherlands81 Posts
January 03 2012 22:23 GMT
#23
On January 04 2012 04:48 Seeker wrote:
NOTE: This is purely satirical. None of these things were actually said by any of these players

Winners' Interview
DRG
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I found it absolutely insulting that they asked me to play that round at all. They really should have just given me a straight up pass into RO4 you know? Well....... whatever. What's done is done. I will consider those games as favors for my loving fans.

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: Exactly as they should have. By Game 2 of me against July, I was pretty much yawning and stretching as my lings were finishing him off. And against RainBOw? Well...... it was RainBOw......

Q: Any regrets?
A: After I swept my group did I realize that this would have been the perfect opportunity to strengthen my lefty skills. I should have played with my mouse in my left hand, and my keyboard on my right. Oh how I regret not doing that now.....

July
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I would just like to say that there was never any doubt that I wouldn't pass. I went with my gut feeling and as always, it worked out great.

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: Beautifully. Apart from that 0-2 to DRG (and I blame my gut for that travesty btw) I played like a champion. Man I love that gut feeling

Q: Any regrets?
A: None. I went with my gut feeling. It got me 3 OSLs and a golden mouse. It's never let me down before, and I will never stop believing in it.

LosirA
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I just wanted to say that this was an absolute joy for me. I 4-0ed my group and just waltzed into RO4. I was actually worried because I had a feeling these games were going to take too long, but I finished quickly and had enough time to go back home just in time to catch the upcoming episode of Desperate Housewives. Win/win right?

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: Oh wonderfully. I made no mistakes. I'm pretty much perfect ya know? I mean, I made it to the finals of a GSL for god's sakes!

Q: Any regrets?
A: MVP bet his GSL trophy that I wouldn't 4-0 my group and NesTea bet an expensive dinner that I wouldn't make it out at all. GOD DAMN IT! I should've taken up on those offers!

MKP
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I really didn't make as many marines as I should have. Shame on me

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: Games were far too long. Not enough marines unfortunately :[

Q: Any regrets?
A: Should have made moar marines you know? I regret that I made so few.....


Losers' Interview
InCa
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I just don't understand why I lost..... I really thought I had this in the bag...... I planned out everything from step 1 to step 10. Those DTs were supposed to work! It worked in Up & Downs so why not AoL?

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: I just don't understand..... How did they see my DTs coming?

Q: Any regrets?
A: I should've made more DTs. I made the mistake of stopping my production of DTs. I also made a grave mistake of going a Dark Shrine but not producing a single DT in one game. I should really know better by now. DTs or go home

RainBOw
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I am very disappointed in myself. I have been practicing for this for days you know? I found out I was going to be in this tournament and I was like "YES! TIME TO REDEEM MYSELF!" I even minimized my MineralZ/Monobattles hours to only 5 a day, and kicked up my laddering to 3 a day!!!

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: I honestly just don't understand...... all those strategies? They worked on ladder.....

Q: Any regrets?
A: I should've laddered more. Practicing with Friuitdealer/Bomber/Parting was a complete waste of my time. Look where it got me!

TOP
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: I call hack. No way should I have lost to LosirA and MKP. I am clearly better than them. What have they accomplished compared to what I have accomplished? I call hack.....

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: At first I thought I played great. But after watching the replays, I realize now that I played FLAWLESSLY!!! I only lost cause of hack. I hate hack. I call hack

Q: Any regrets?
A: I can't believe I didn't hack.

Leenock
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Q: Any thoughts you would like to share?
A: HOW DARE THEY ELIMINATE ME!! I WON MLG PROVIDENCE! I ALMOST WON GSL NOVEMBER! I WAS IN BLIZZCUP!!! I BEAT NANIWA FOR GOD'S SAKES!!!

Q: How did you feel that your games went?
A: I don't care. That was crap. I'm not even gonna reflect on it. I know I am the best. I am the best damn zerg out there. (interviewer shakes his head) 2nd best? (interviewer shakes his head) 3rd? (interviewer shakes his head) Cutest? (interviewer nods and gives a thumbs up)

Q: Any regrets?
A: They should've thrown me in Group B. I would've roflstomped all those noobs. DRG ain't shit compared to me! (interviewer shakes his head) .......... I hate you......


NOTE #2: I realize that not everyone will find this funny. You may even call me names and criticize. That's fine. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I just want to thank anyone who took the time to read this. 8)

I personally almost died of laughter after reading this.
Drone chasing probe, Tasteless quietly watching (Artosis)
iSometric
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
2221 Posts
January 03 2012 22:51 GMT
#24
This is stupid.
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Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
January 03 2012 23:33 GMT
#25
needs more TOP macro references ^^
OKAY FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
slam
Profile Joined May 2010
United States923 Posts
January 03 2012 23:40 GMT
#26
DRG and Q1 of Losira were nice. (:
I get it.
jazzyjazz
Profile Joined October 2010
941 Posts
January 03 2012 23:50 GMT
#27
This is hilarious, I would be happy to see more of this in the future!
Eat emmmmmmmmmm
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37120 Posts
January 04 2012 01:50 GMT
#28
On January 04 2012 08:50 jazzyjazz wrote:
This is hilarious, I would be happy to see more of this in the future!

Haha. I think I will attempt it again. I know I can't please everyone but to those of you I've entertained, thanks for reading and commenting
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
January 04 2012 02:02 GMT
#29
Put the note that it's a joke at the end instead of the beginning! I mean it's obvious anyway, but it's more enjoyable if you go into it thinking you posted real interviews or something.
Ruscour
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
5233 Posts
January 04 2012 08:55 GMT
#30
Some of these were awful. But some were funny :D
andycz
Profile Joined September 2011
288 Posts
January 04 2012 08:59 GMT
#31
On January 04 2012 11:02 Jonoman92 wrote:
Put the note that it's a joke at the end instead of the beginning! I mean it's obvious anyway, but it's more enjoyable if you go into it thinking you posted real interviews or something.

No, don't put it there at all. It's always nice to see people unintentionally revealing themselves as idiots.
5/5 blog btw.
Always looking for practice partners. EU: andy.1535
StarStrider
Profile Joined August 2011
United States689 Posts
January 04 2012 09:37 GMT
#32
Moderately not-boring semi-funny thread. B+ for effort. Thanks!
Spontaneous Pneumothorax sucks, please keep MVP sC in your thoughts. sC fighting! 힘내세요
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
January 04 2012 09:43 GMT
#33
Somewhat funny. If you make a satire, you should do more research on the players though, to make it clever.
I had a good night of sleep.
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37120 Posts
January 04 2012 09:50 GMT
#34
On January 04 2012 18:43 Koshi wrote:
Somewhat funny. If you make a satire, you should do more research on the players though, to make it clever.

Good point. If i do another one, I'll research on the players more. I think it'll be much more funnier that way
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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MCDayC
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom14464 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-04 15:48:00
January 04 2012 15:40 GMT
#35
Inca and July's are the best. I just imagined Inca with his head in his hands, utterly confused, and July gleefully rubbing his gut.
VERY FRAGILE, LIKE A BABY PANDA EGG
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