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BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
May 16 2004 10:55 GMT
#1
Ive been away for a couple weeks, dont really know what I've missed and Im too lazy to check it out, so if you guys want to be super nice you can write some summaries of anything important in the last 2 weeks in foreign bw (i read the articles on newpage for korean bw).

Anyways, back to the point of the thread, cockblocking: The act of preventing someone from getting ass.

About 10 days ago I was drinking with a few of my buddies and this indian girl shanthi. Shes easily the best looking indian ive ever seen, great body, very cute face. Anyways, she kinda likes me so I was planning on hooking up with her that night.

Enter Giambra, my hedonistic friend. The kid has no morals, will say anything he thinks, will do anything. Dont get me wrong, I love the kid, but this time he went too far.

So, we were drinking some wine and beer and then me and shanthi started watching a movie on the couch. She fell asleep in my arms, which was the first thing that pissed me off. I decided patience would be ok, so I would just wait till she woke up.

Giambra came in the room saw her asleep in my arms and started laughing, waking her up. We went to the bathroom then came back to my room. We got back on the couch and she started shivering. I figured now would be a good time to make a move.

"You cold?", "yes", "want to get in bed?", "maybe", "ok, well im going up there, you can join me if you want"

I ran up my ladder to my bed and expected her to join me soon. I kinda fluffed my pillow and kicked the sheets down and jumped under my cover. I turn around literally 15 seconds later and see giambra on the couch with his arm around her starting to like suck on her neck.

I was in shock. I couldnt fucking believe it. She didnt really respond to it for a while but after a little bit they started making out. I didnt know what to do. I could have flipped out and fought him but that would be kind of stupid -- I dont really like the girl more than friends so it was just ass i was losing out on (not worth fighting a friend over) and giambra is a better fighter than me.

So I basically just left the room and hid his cell phone in the freezer, he found it two days later. Looking back I made a few fatal flaws. I should have a) kissed her sooner or b) never left the couch. Still really really fucking lame what he did, there is no doubt in my mind that if he wasnt in the room she would have come up soon after. I flipped out on him afterwards, but I think not pressing the issue at the time was ok.
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
threshy
Profile Joined March 2003
Qatar550 Posts
May 16 2004 10:59 GMT
#2
sucks.

indian girls are fine.
luminosity_
Profile Joined September 2003
Canada378 Posts
May 16 2004 11:01 GMT
#3
make me a samosa!
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
May 16 2004 11:02 GMT
#4
Could've been posted here. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=13723

But yeah, that's not so much a 'cockblock' I don't think.
Cockblocks are more of girls who play REALLY HARD TO GET, and it doesn't sound like she is, if your buddy got her making out with him so easily, that's definitely not a cockblock.

But yeah one thing you did wrong, was go ahead. Or at least I think so. I'd never say 'meet me here' then bounce. (like taking a piss) I kind of learned that lesson already.

Always go together, it works better like that.
But yeah, I probably would've tried to fight him too, I know where you're coming from.

It's all bullshit, a lesson learned in a situation like this, is a nice lesson learned for the future.

All in on the experience young player.
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6228 Posts
May 16 2004 11:02 GMT
#5
damn that sucks.
friends dont make moves on girls that other friends are with.
good vibes only
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
May 16 2004 11:03 GMT
#6
On May 16 2004 19:59 threshy wrote:
sucks.

indian girls are fine.

On May 16 2004 20:01 luminosity_ wrote:
make me a samosa!


Wow, 2 idiots posted already !
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-05-16 11:09:06
May 16 2004 11:07 GMT
#7
On May 16 2004 20:03 Mydnyte wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 16 2004 19:59 threshy wrote:
sucks.

indian girls are fine.

Show nested quote +
On May 16 2004 20:01 luminosity_ wrote:
make me a samosa!


Wow, 2 idiots posted already !


i think this will be 4

for those of u who seem puzzled.. hes saying his FRIEND cockblocked him. duh. wtf.

maybe u should see what ur friend thinks about it, u stole ur ass it seems, or did he think u had given it up?
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
May 16 2004 11:07 GMT
#8
On May 16 2004 20:02 Mydnyte wrote:
Could've been posted here. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=13723

But yeah, that's not so much a 'cockblock' I don't think.
Cockblocks are more of girls who play REALLY HARD TO GET, and it doesn't sound like she is, if your buddy got her making out with him so easily, that's definitely not a cockblock.

no no, thats a tease.

a cockblock is the act of stopping someone from getting ass.
:O
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
May 16 2004 11:10 GMT
#9
On May 16 2004 20:07 choboPEon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 16 2004 20:02 Mydnyte wrote:
Could've been posted here. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=13723

But yeah, that's not so much a 'cockblock' I don't think.
Cockblocks are more of girls who play REALLY HARD TO GET, and it doesn't sound like she is, if your buddy got her making out with him so easily, that's definitely not a cockblock.

no no, thats a tease.

a cockblock is the act of stopping someone from getting ass.


Oh I see.
Thx. -_-v
VdP]EpiphaNy
Profile Joined March 2004
United Kingdom992 Posts
May 16 2004 11:10 GMT
#10
Shanthi is Hindi/gujarati/prob a bunch of other Indian dialects, for 'silence'
[/random fact]
Reach - I love protoss because its tough and straight. Its a race for the men
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
May 16 2004 11:14 GMT
#11
what a slut...
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
May 16 2004 11:41 GMT
#12
This reminds me of the story of Nazi Germany, where various minorities (for the most part) looked the other way when the nazis were stripping the Jews of their rights and hauling them off to concentration camps...

... until they, themselves, were targetted as well.
Dirk
Profile Joined May 2003
United States1339 Posts
May 16 2004 12:04 GMT
#13
People dont even know what cock blocking is? :| wtf...
But anyway, yeah that blows. That's not really cock blocking though, its just making an ass hole type move on a girl he knew u were trying to get with. It woulda been cock blocking if he sat down next to her and was telling her not to go up with u cuz of how ur a player and fucked other girls the previous week. I cant stand cock blocking, i avoid it completely. I remember one night i was hanging in my friends room with 2 other guys and this girl comes over and is on the bed messing around with my friend sort of, it was obvious they wanted to fuck. So as soon as it became obvious i made some excuse to leave and had to take the other friends with me. One wanted to stay and was just oblivious to what was going on. :|
Dont confuse me wit these suckas... cuz when I spit, you here more OOOs than a skip to my lou move.. at the ruckers - Lloyd Banks
Casper...
Profile Joined October 2002
Liberia4948 Posts
May 16 2004 12:20 GMT
#14
more an interception than a block
JAM THE FUCKER!
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
May 16 2004 12:28 GMT
#15
On May 16 2004 21:20 Casper... wrote:
more an interception than a block


i suppose it was.

funny thing is she thinks he is a creep, always complains how creepy he is. then she fuckin turns around and hooks up with him in front of me when i was sure we were going to.

oh well, she has a twin sister who is more wild than she is, i think im gonna visit her this summer and rail her sister to get back at her.
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
May 16 2004 12:42 GMT
#16
Good gameplan.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
GoDHovZ
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1869 Posts
May 16 2004 12:43 GMT
#17
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SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-05-16 12:50:05
May 16 2004 12:49 GMT
#18
On May 16 2004 21:28 BigBalls wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 16 2004 21:20 Casper... wrote:
more an interception than a block




oh well, she has a twin sister who is more wild than she is, i think im gonna visit her this summer and rail her sister to get back at her.
lol, nicely done. go for it. She'll definetely want some of the "bigballs"
threshy
Profile Joined March 2003
Qatar550 Posts
May 16 2004 12:50 GMT
#19
mydnyte

do you think indian girls aren't fine?

or you think that what happened to him didn't suck?

or you just think it's cool to call people who post concisely idiots?
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
May 16 2004 12:56 GMT
#20
for the most part i dont think indian girls are fine.

ive probably met 50 indian girls in my life and i have thought 2 are attractive. a lot had weird features, ugly faces, or facial hair.

i doubt her sister is as good looking as she is, they are fraternal twins. but oh well, she deserves it. then again if i visit i can probably get ass for sure, no other guys there. we'll see
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
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