EPTCockblocked by a pizza!
Worst Cockblock ever - Page 2
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Ryan307 :)
United States1289 Posts
Cockblocked by a pizza! | ||
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Stim_Abuser
United States1277 Posts
well im over at this girls house with some of my friends and she has her friends over that where going to the prom the next night. well im on the couch with some girl and she is lookin pretty damn good. I got things going by giving her a back massage & after I kissed her. so im kissing her and slowing taking her shirt off. I notice the girls whos house we are at looking over at us and she says, " hey jessica dont you have a boyfriend your going to prom with tomarrow? " So she puts her shoulder straps on and pushes away from me. Im like no this bitch just didn't. I know im morally corupt ect for wanting to tap dat ass even though she had a boyfriend, but still! | ||
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
that and ive been cheated on before so i dont want another guy to go through that feeling i had. | ||
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Stim_Abuser
United States1277 Posts
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
On May 16 2004 22:28 Stim_Abuser wrote: bigballs, but I didn't know she had a boyfriend so if it wasn't for the other girl fucking everything up my world would of been fuckin spiffy. On May 16 2004 22:01 Stim_Abuser wrote: I know im morally corupt ect for wanting to tap dat ass even though she had a boyfriend, but still! | ||
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
Adding to that if I was placed in a situation where I knew a girl had a boyfriend and she was very attractive, i dont think i could turn it down. | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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TLKiD
China1136 Posts
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On May 16 2004 21:43 GoDHovZ wrote: i know what i have to do now what? im gonna fuck your mother That video is so funny. That sucks, balls, you should fuck her sister to get back at her. hahaha | ||
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MrEd
Australia357 Posts
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Kontra[MDK]
Portugal1013 Posts
Like it was said, this wasnt cockblock, that name is for when some girl friend of the girl you're hitting is getting between the way, or some guy. Think of this as a lesson, next time you will act quicker. I assume you didnt acted quicker cause you never saw your friend coming in between, so it wasnt all your game's fault. Even tough girls think guy xxx is an asshole, once they're aroused, they are ready to do everything. You didnt made a move, just a splicit invitation that she prolly wasnt up to before some making out and getting her in the mood. So your buddy was an asshole, but oh well, think of it as a lesson and as a goal assist for you friend. | ||
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DevAzTaYtA
Oman2005 Posts
btw bigballs, i think shanti already has a boyfriend, atleast thats what she always says. maybe it's just to keep the guys off her though? or did they recently break up? anyway... just be glad you ain't sipping on another guys koolaid! | ||
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ObsoleteLogic
United States3676 Posts
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BroOd
Austin10833 Posts
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
On May 17 2004 08:01 DevAzTaYtA wrote: haha... similar thing happened to one of my friends and shanti a while ago too -- btw bigballs, i think shanti already has a boyfriend, atleast thats what she always says. maybe it's just to keep the guys off her though? or did they recently break up? anyway... just be glad you ain't sipping on another guys koolaid! haha...yeah, they broke up i think. he lives in missouri | ||
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Fedaykin
Netherlands2003 Posts
Anyway, she fell a sleep in your arms... this way she should've woken up with you stroking her hair or having your hands in more 'comfortable' places (no, you stupid kids who read this, I don't mean her breasts). I thinjk a little more bodylanguage/physical contact would've either prevented her to fall asleep and/or would've probably made you successfull in any attempt (while being on that couch, the whole moving-thing was stupid  ) | ||
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Fedaykin
Netherlands2003 Posts
On May 16 2004 22:01 Stim_Abuser wrote: mine probably not as bad, but still sucked. well im over at this girls house with some of my friends and she has her friends over that where going to the prom the next night. well im on the couch with some girl and she is lookin pretty damn good. I got things going by giving her a back massage & after I kissed her. so im kissing her and slowing taking her shirt off. I notice the girls whos house we are at looking over at us and she says, " hey jessica dont you have a boyfriend your going to prom with tomarrow? " So she puts her shoulder straps on and pushes away from me. Im like no this bitch just didn't. I know im morally corupt ect for wanting to tap dat ass even though she had a boyfriend, but still! Uhm, don't you like try to make at least a bit sure nobody comes to check on you when you're already taking her shirt off... but, your right, it's sucks when 'her friends' make sure she won't go too far, or make her realise she already went too far and then do some collective forgetting. | ||
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
On May 17 2004 09:29 Fedaykin wrote: My answer: a and b, leaving the couch was stupid. When I read "making my move" I thought you were going to get your mouth closer to hers, that's making a move, not saying, do you wanna go somewhere else (a couch is as good a make-out spot as a bed imo). Anyway, she fell a sleep in your arms... this way she should've woken up with you stroking her hair or having your hands in more 'comfortable' places (no, you stupid kids who read this, I don't mean her breasts). I thinjk a little more bodylanguage/physical contact would've either prevented her to fall asleep and/or would've probably made you successfull in any attempt (while being on that couch, the whole moving-thing was stupid )yeah, basically. the weekend before that she passed out in my arms too, then woke up and started kinda kissing my neck, so i figured id just wait till she woke up before doing anything at all. oh well, good lesson to learn | ||
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baal
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Twitt
United States733 Posts
On May 17 2004 23:35 baal wrote: "join me later" ? wtf -____-; a "come with me" would be more effective dont you think? My thoughts exactly. -.-a | ||
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