Most embarassing moments of your life? - Page 7

On July 11 2006 14:37 QuietIdiot wrote:
so uh, she called you a freak and left you or something?

On July 11 2006 16:05 SoDrunk wrote:
Oh yeah another time me and a few mates had been out on the piss and ended up at the kebab house for some much craved greasy, shit food. One of our friends dad owns a restaurant down the highstreet 1 minutes walk away and as usual we all went there to sit down and eat and generally piss about for a while b4 getting a taxi home. Everyone had got pretty tanked up and i was feeling the effects a little worse than the rest. We were all sitting round just chatting... except me, id gone a bit quiet and not too far away from falling asleep/passing out when out of the blue came the dreaded intense salivating shortly followed by... yup another puke, this time tho it was all down my shirt and jeans and had to run up the highstreet half naked in the freezing cold to get a taxi home

On July 11 2006 20:07 Sir.Kimmel wrote:



taxi drivers pick up half naked males these days?

On July 11 2006 20:44 BlackJack wrote:


Only if they're covered in puke

On July 11 2006 14:49 Sir.Kimmel wrote:
Guys this crazy thing happened to me. I wanna share my story with you which even shocked me a bit. I'm 17 and was at my friends house with around 11 mates having a sleep over. Some of these friends are quite hot girls which i'm attracted to a bit with all these hormones racing around. anyway, we all settle after a while n start watching a couple of movies that consist of anime and horror. anime came first with a movie of Spirited away which was.. odd. Some of the others enjoyed it but most of us were like "wtf is this ****?" with all the random crap going we all took the piss out of it constantly. Half way through we decided to get rid of it and put on a hardcore horror movie. The name i can't really remember, they all have some weirdass name and i hardly care about names if its just good n full of gore.

SO everyone sits back, some who are in their sleeping bags which are scattered around the floor and others on sofa's getting a bit drunk and the girls are screaming while most the boys are laughing at the girls pussy reactions. so this one girl Lara, 17 years old with a pretty nice body, quite slim, but everyone would agree a overall nice body starts getting scared and asks if she can share my sleeping bag to hide under, its a pretty big sleeping bag. I tease her about how she's acting like a great big pussy and i get a playfull hit in the arm. So whatever, I let her in my sleeping bag and we watch the rest of the film and girls continue to scream until its over with some **** ending. The girls wanna sleep but a few the guys are still active and go off to play on the ps2 in another room, the other half completely **** out their head drunk outside throwing all over the place. I decide to rest for a while as i'm pretty tired myself, Lara still in my sleeping bag talking with her friend about what they should do tomorrow when they go out. i turn on my side and go to sleep.

I wake up at god knows what time from this girl figiting. Its pitch black outside and I turn to face her and she turns noticing i'm awake and apologizes for waking me. I tell her its fine and then notice how close we are together from me turning around as her chest is slightly pushed against me. I try to ignore it but then she figits again and I get a hard on. I'm thinking "****.. she's gonna notice this" which is just a embarrasing situation. She figits again and her hand brushes past my hardon and she notices and looks at me in the eyes. I looked away and then at her also praying she haden't felt it, or that she thought it was some other body part. Ihe then asks me, "Have I made you like.. that?". I thought for a second and just owned up to saying yes.

She got turned on by this and leaned into kiss me. I did what any man would do and went for it. Before I knew it soft ruffles were heard as she was grinding her pelvis against my penis through our clothes. We took off each others clothes. Trying to keep silent as there were some of our friends beside us sleeping. Not wishing to wake them and let them in about what we were about to get up to, which kinda added to the excitement. So all our clothes are off and she slips my hardon inside her. She was pretty excited as she was all wet and warm there. We changed position so she was on top and she began to move slowly. It felt GOOD. We heard a few voices outside our rooms door, shouting from there to a few of the guys in the ps2 room. It was a couple of guys who were up to no good startin makin trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror, If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

On July 11 2006 20:07 Sir.Kimmel wrote:



taxi drivers pick up half naked males these days?

On July 11 2006 10:46 Smorrie wrote:
I've never shared this with anyone, but hell who cares.. It's been a couple years back now.. I was wrestling a bit with a friend and accidently hurt him good.. he got really mad and kicked me in the balls... pretty hard too; hard enough that they got twisted I had to go to a doctor to get them untwisted. For some reason I actually got 'blue balls' from the kicking, and as the doctor untwisted them, I jizzed all over the doctor's hand. I was the worst thing ever and so embarassing