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lone_hydra
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada1460 Posts
April 12 2010 23:03 GMT
#81
On April 13 2010 07:59 Chuiu wrote:
Sure, cool kids can play Protoss. We men stick with Terran.


Yeah, real men sure love to turtle and hide behind walls and use long range weaponry.
Fav Gamers: 2)Stork 5)Bisu
oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
April 12 2010 23:04 GMT
#82
Terrans will come and whine bout this in a sec...
I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
Crissaegrim
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
2947 Posts
April 12 2010 23:06 GMT
#83
On April 13 2010 08:03 lone_hydra wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2010 07:59 Chuiu wrote:
Sure, cool kids can play Protoss. We men stick with Terran.


Yeah, real men sure love to turtle and hide behind walls and use long range weaponry.


Lol, so true.

Same goes for the bunker. I never knew real men hid in bunkers...
oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
April 12 2010 23:06 GMT
#84
ROFL when i was writing tha post it was 2 late, 2 pages of TvP fights has already started.
I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
myfriendPlank
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States550 Posts
April 12 2010 23:11 GMT
#85
Real Man > Cool Kid

sry
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
April 12 2010 23:17 GMT
#86
lol. it made me smile
cute post
cw)minsean(ru
QueueQueue
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada1000 Posts
April 12 2010 23:21 GMT
#87
I'm content being manly over being the cool kid.
OptimusTom
Profile Joined October 2009
United States154 Posts
April 12 2010 23:21 GMT
#88
Has someone that played YOUR race ever been called the MAN TOSS?

Thought so.
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
April 12 2010 23:30 GMT
#89
On April 13 2010 07:56 LunarC wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 13 2010 03:14 Jackafur wrote:
Zealots punch tanks until they explode.

Zealots punch tanks until they explode.
+ Show Spoiler +
Zealots punch tanks until they explode.

...do I have to say it again?
REEBUH!!!
sLiniss
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States849 Posts
April 12 2010 23:30 GMT
#90
Zerg players just destroy you with their bodies... GG
Cooterburger
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada18 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-12 23:32:38
April 12 2010 23:32 GMT
#91
Wow so you just copy Robert Hamburgers writing style and even steal some of his lines from realultimatepower to try and get some laughs on TL. Good job asshole but you're both unfunny and a baboon.
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
April 12 2010 23:33 GMT
#92
On April 13 2010 08:32 Cooterburger wrote:
Wow so you just copy Robert Hamburgers writing style and even steal some of his lines from realultimatepower to try and get some laughs on TL. Good job asshole but you're both unfunny and a baboon.

Have your units punched a tank recently?
REEBUH!!!
Cooterburger
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada18 Posts
April 12 2010 23:36 GMT
#93
fool you dont even know
Zack1900
Profile Joined January 2010
United States211 Posts
April 12 2010 23:44 GMT
#94
Toss isn't the most advanced. Where are their flying buildings calling in harvesters from capitol ships in orbit?
LunarC
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1186 Posts
April 12 2010 23:47 GMT
#95
On April 13 2010 08:44 Zack1900 wrote:
Toss isn't the most advanced. Where are their flying buildings calling in harvesters from capitol ships in orbit?

They're busy zapping fools, Vortexing Thors, and Recalling for massive damage, that's what they're doing.
REEBUH!!!
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
April 12 2010 23:59 GMT
#96
On April 13 2010 palanq wrote:
the average toss individual just says screw using GUNS, I'm gonna strap PSIONIC BLADES TO MY HANDS and stick them in your face.


lol this made me smile, like the rest of your thread.
protoss power! =)

and for all those terrans who claim to be real men: stop hiding behind ur fancy wall-ins and bunkers and turtling until you feel like moving out, then we'll talk about manliness ;D
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
Trapist
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada46 Posts
April 13 2010 00:32 GMT
#97
good attempt, just not as good as the terran one.
Kin~Slayer
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada56 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-13 01:51:15
April 13 2010 01:50 GMT
#98
When a Terran gets old and somewhat less manly, he goes home, takes his medicine and talks about the 'glory days' and recites war stories over and over....

When a Protoss gets old... he suits up and goes back to boot camp! They take the 'walkers' of the Terran's, and slap two armour-munching phase disruptors on it! The old men of the 'manly' race talk about how shoddy things are now a days. The Old men of the Protoss prove it by blowing holes through it!

Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
April 13 2010 01:55 GMT
#99
Tosskid trying to copy a Terran thread.

Now about the zerg, they aren't cool. They just kill and eat...being cool is for graveyards.
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
April 13 2010 04:09 GMT
#100
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