EPTThe firing squad is on standby. предохранитель стойки!!
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The firing squad is on standby. предохранитель стойки!! | ||
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
On July 31 2009 10:27 t_co wrote: Where's the execution vote thread? in the tl mafia "red army mafia day 1 voting" | ||
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Falcynn
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
On July 31 2009 10:34 Falcynn wrote: eh? We get to vote for a lynch today? I thought the FM decided that for the first day. thats the field marshal election der | ||
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Hurrah, hurrah. This is your two minute warning. | ||
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
Stand by for an announcement from your Political Officer, Showtime! | ||
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![[image loading]](http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9499/liquidgradtimes.jpg) Good evening cadets! Our push on Kiev is underway. Remember: 1. Never ride solo. ![[image loading]](http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8577/theoddcouple.jpg) 2. Beware of enemy spies. ![[image loading]](http://www.robertamsterdam.com/arrest_540.jpg) 3. Don’t jump the gun! Faulty accusations lead to nowhere. ![[image loading]](http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/6032/night3.jpg) 4. Watch out for trolls. ![[image loading]](http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9708/night1b2.jpg) 5. Avoid landmines. ![[image loading]](http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1054/night4.jpg) 6. Be resourceful. ![[image loading]](http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5418/night1a.jpg) Stand tall Comrades! The General's address is next. | ||
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
At dusk today, we executed the lazy and likely Ukrainian sympathizers whom failed to attend roll call today! They neglected the will of the people and this is their punishment. JeeJee was found to already have deserted to Finland, so we sent three assassins with ice picks and are waiting on their report. Goodwill was drawn and quartered by four peasants running in different directions. Nttea was cleaved to death by Comrade Admiral Kunkka. Quickstriker bled to death from an amputated hand that was cut by an olive fork. Muqoou was discovered to be Ukrainian and was force fed borsche until his capitalistic stomach exploded. Unforgiven_ve was sent to a “re-education camp.” In friendly neighborhood Siberia. We also hunted down ex-Comrade Vivi57. He had tried to evade the Russian people by claiming he was NKVD, but we ignored his false pleas and executed Vivi57 by firing squad. It appeared that he was NKVD after all: fortunately a report came in from the NKVD ministry and told us that he was not in their records. Finally, we tried and found guilty the two American spies, Foolishness and MountainDew. However, immediately after their execution by firing squad/crucifixion, it appears that they weren’t actually American spies. They just looked American. Nonetheless, we all know the adage: if it looks like a duck, it is a duck. Comrade General Caller is proud of the vigilance of the Red Army in rooting out internal traitors. ALL HAIL OUR NEW FIELD MARSHAL, COMRADE FIELD MARSHAL ACE! That is all. Good Night Comrades! | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
Then I realized this was Russian mafia...  ah well. | ||
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Malongo
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Qatol
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On July 31 2009 11:12 Caller wrote: Finally, we tried and found guilty the two American spies, Foolishness and MountainDew. However, immediately after their execution by firing squad/crucifixion, it appears that they weren’t actually American spies. They just looked American. Nonetheless, we all know the adage: if it looks like a duck, it is a duck. Comrade General Caller is proud of the vigilance of the Red Army in rooting out internal traitors. What Caller means to say is that he jumped the gun in accusing Foolishness and MountainDew. They are roommates (and thus have the same IP). Nobody double accounted. | ||
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
On July 31 2009 11:19 Qatol wrote: What Caller means to say is that he jumped the gun in accusing Foolishness and MountainDew. They are roommates (and thus have the same IP). Nobody double accounted. Who the hell are you? And what are you doing in my army? O.O | ||
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Malongo
Chile3479 Posts
On July 31 2009 11:19 Qatol wrote: What Caller means to say is that he jumped the gun in accusing Foolishness and MountainDew. They are roommates (and thus have the same IP). Nobody double accounted. Caller this deservers a better explanation from yourself. Since they were accused for being double accounting they deserve the same respect if they were found not guilty. You cant pull the trigger and then make like nothing happened. Grow some hair. | ||
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So no fek
United States3001 Posts
On July 31 2009 11:23 Malongo wrote: Caller this deservers a better explanation from yourself. Since they were accused for being double accounting they deserve the same respect if they were found not guilty. You cant pull the trigger and then make like nothing happened. Grow some hair. I've found a rebel. Comrade. | ||
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~OpZ~
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On July 30 2009 04:57 Ace wrote: Yes they do - the hit list. If I were Ukrainian and I RC'd someoen and they came up as a Rebel the first thing I'd ask is who did they kill the previous nights. An NKVD agent has no idea who the Ukrainian knows at that point, so they'd have to lie. A real Rebel of course has nothing to hide and will tell the truth. If it was an NKVD agent asking them they'd tell who they killed anyway because if it goes to shit they themselves can also say they are just an NKVD agent posing as a Rebel - now how do you sort through the liars? Come on, think of this as if both sides wanted to stay alive for as long as possible. You are literally giving people way too many outs to lie from and that isn't good when the safest plan is just don't pose as a Rebel. Really...I think this is a good question...Why couldn't the NKVD agent just say he has been role checking? | ||
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