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OPSavioR
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden1465 Posts
April 16 2010 14:09 GMT
#321
when you .... post here
i dunno lol
tdsamardzhiev
Profile Joined January 2010
Bulgaria9 Posts
May 08 2010 17:38 GMT
#322
Just went to a job interview and said "SCV" instead of "CV"
Quote:
J1.au
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia3596 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-08 17:42:39
May 08 2010 17:41 GMT
#323
when... the highlight of your week is watching young Korean males on computers.
Corrupt
Profile Joined August 2009
Bulgaria1312 Posts
May 08 2010 18:22 GMT
#324
..when you walk on the street and randomly see a fat caterpillar, shout WOAAAH~ RIBOO at it and start poking it with interest and massively retarded smile.
(true story)
Just a guy trying to enjoy living in the worst timeline and failing miserably since 1990.
Emon_
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
3925 Posts
May 08 2010 18:27 GMT
#325
. . . when you wonder how good a reaver-costume would look on a little baby
"I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" -GWB ||
VarsityUser
Profile Joined June 2009
United States84 Posts
May 08 2010 18:50 GMT
#326
you know you play too much starcraft when during a drunk black out you say to someone..."i saw two zealots, (jumps at them), AND THEY ATTACKED" on camera.
If its not too much to ask, I'd like my stats returned. I feel I deserve them - Combat-EX
Lightwip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5497 Posts
May 08 2010 19:02 GMT
#327
You know you play too much Starcraft when you see a circular object and immediately think it's a photon cannon.
Happened to me once, I got scared for a second then I realized it was just a poorly folded shirt.
If you are not Bisu, chances are I hate you.
Soap
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Brazil1546 Posts
May 08 2010 19:14 GMT
#328
You know you play too much Starcraft when you see "comes with cheese" on a sandwich and think Idra should hate it
Simsar
Profile Joined November 2009
Sweden27 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-08 19:29:00
May 08 2010 19:27 GMT
#329
When you find yourself trying to hotkey your bookmarks for faster access :D
Phrujbaz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Netherlands512 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-08 19:36:19
May 08 2010 19:36 GMT
#330
On May 09 2010 04:27 Simsar wrote:
When you find yourself trying to hotkey your bookmarks for faster access :D

Check out google chrome + vimium (firefox + vimperator works, but firefox is too slow in general)
Caution! Future approaching rapidly at a rate of about 60 seconds per minute.
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
May 08 2010 20:17 GMT
#331
You know you play too much starcraft when you think about frustrating losses in order to last longer in bed.
UFO
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
582 Posts
May 08 2010 20:31 GMT
#332
On April 16 2010 23:09 OPSavioR wrote:
when you .... post here


When you .... don`t even have the time to post here
oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-08 20:44:50
May 08 2010 20:37 GMT
#333
when mi dogs name is zergling? And call mi GF kerrigan
I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
May 08 2010 20:55 GMT
#334
How about this:

- When you see a red dot on the street and star running like a little girl
- When you are korean
- When in most of your dreams tassadar and you are doing creepy stuff.
- When you dont now shit about politics, only that mengsk is emperor of....[i dont recall, wtf is he emperor?]
- When you throw things in your class and say "Theyll never now wath hit`em"
- When you dont eat, your restoring HP
- When you are not without money, you just "require more minerals"
- When you go to wallmart constantly asking for stimpacks.
- When you needed more micro for that exam.
- When you spent 5 hours looking for your house lift button.
- When you arent fast, youre rusher
- When you argue with your friends and biology teachers, explaining them the biggest land animal is the fucking ultralisk, not the elephant.
- When your mom calls ya and you say "scv good to go sir"
- When right now the StarCraft CD is in your pc
- When you f5 tl.net every 5 minutes and its your homepage
- When your family album is filled with starcraft screenshots
- When everytime you watch aliens, you explain to everyone that those are hidralisks.
- When you see those tv assholes worrying about nuclears disasters when they only need to find the cloaked ghost.
- When you are fucking with your GF, and suddenly start turning on and off your room lights like your creating something.
- When you think every RTS except SC sucks without even playing it.
- When you dont go anywhere without an Obs.
- When you run out of cash, start looking for expos.
- When you left something at home and try to recall it.
- When you watch history channel or read history books, you wander why they didnt atack the expos.
- When youre house doesnt have a door, but a barrack that you lift every time you go out.
- When you wonder why dropships only held 8 people and airplaines over a hundred.
- When youre subconcius voice is the overmind.

There, close thread
I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
oo_xerox
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States852 Posts
May 08 2010 21:01 GMT
#335
Oh wow i wasnt the first to come with good ones.

On November 29 2009 04:58 caldo149 wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
you know you play too much starcraft when:
1: you tell your friends they require more minerals and vespene gas when they can't afford something.
2: people say words like "mine," "carrier," "push" or "pool" in everyday usage you get confused.
3: You tried to 1a2a3a into stores on Black Friday.
4: you press F2 when you want to go home.
5: you're scared that the shrimp you ordered will start flying and shooting glaive wurms at you.
6: stalagmites scare you into thinking there are Lurkers burrowed beneath you.
7: you try to attack anyone using a laser pointer to stop them from nuking the area.
8: you say "gg no re" whenever someone or something meets its demise.
9: you've forgotten there's a real game called Sim City.
10: you think icecubes are just water in Stasis.
11: you yell out "PLAAAAAAGGGUUUU!!!!" when someone is sick.
12: you thought the new movie Ninja Assassin was going to be about Dark Templar.
13: you thought the zoo was a Broodwar map because of the pandabearguy.
14: Destination is your destination.
15: you think it was actually Scourge that attacked the World Trade Center on 9/11
16: you think your company needs more supply depots to hire new employees.
17: you think you would have won that race if you had leg enhancements.
18: you're scared of Koreans.
19: you think the key to getting into a girl's pants is mining out the minerals in the back.

1, 8, and to a lesser extent 2, are real.


On November 29 2009 05:14 IceCube wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
1. You know you play too much Starcraft when you're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.
2. You know you play too much Starcraft when you know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier
3. You know you play too much Starcraft when your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers
4. You know you play too much Starcraft when your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.
5. Your father calls up a family meeting and tells that your family is broke, you order him to go gather moar minerals!
6. You poke your friends over and over to get them to say something stupid.
7. You sit in a cardboard box and pick your nose on a normal day at work.
And the final one:
+ Show Spoiler +
You understand all of this jokes...


On November 29 2009 05:23 IceCube wrote:
Oh yeah, here are some more:
+ Show Spoiler +
You know you play too much Starcraft when you call your house your "Nexus".
You know you play too much Starcraft when you play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS
You know you play too much Starcraft when you decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"
You know you play too much Starcraft when you inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster.
You know you play too much Starcraft when your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you try to Optical Flare your dog.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you went as a Zealot for Halloween.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
You know you play too much Starcraft when the doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."
You know you play too much Starcraft when you force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle"
You know you play too much Starcraft when you see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"
You know you play too much Starcraft when you worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you write all of these things out...
You know you play too much Starcraft when you walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.
You know you play too much Starcraft when you mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan.
You don't understand overpopulation. Why not build more supply depots?
My personal fave:
You attempted to warp into an Archon with your best friend.
You try to eat your sister to gain more energy
When you get peices of cardboard and make your bike look like a vulture riding around throwing rocks at old people thinking their infested terrans

On November 29 2009 05:41 ProoM wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
You know you play too much Starcraft when you say "gg" instead of "bye".
You know you play too much Starcraft when you think you see invisible unit's blur IRL (dt, obs, wraiths...)
You know you play too much Starcraft when whenever you see red color, you look to the bottom left.
You know you play too much Starcraft when all the stuff in your house looks similar to starcraft buildings/units.
You know you play too much Starcraft when every person in the street looks like a progamer.



I could get a more coherent article by gluing a Sharpie to a dog's cook and letting it hump the page.
Rkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1278 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-08 21:24:52
May 08 2010 21:01 GMT
#336
in order to get me prepared for the AP BC Calculus test, my friend told me to treat it like a long game, FE, have good macro, and don't make retarded mistakes

when my friends and i say lol gg all the time

and when my homepages are TL, Liquipedia, and Espn

On May 09 2010 02:41 J1.au wrote:
when... the highlight of your week is watching young Korean males on computers.


and this too
MageKirby
Profile Joined July 2009
United States535 Posts
May 09 2010 00:47 GMT
#337
You know you play that SC when you are the only one in global history class that can't pronounce the word zealot right. (I believe its supposed to be Zeh-lote. Most players pronounce Zee-lot)
NicksonReyes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Philippines4431 Posts
May 09 2010 01:05 GMT
#338
When you sing
http://www.creepcolony.com/the12daysofxmas.zip
or
http://www.creepcolony.com/F_U_N(starcraft mix).zip
"Start yo" -FlaSh
rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
May 09 2010 01:07 GMT
#339
When the only thing you remember bringing up your adrenaline level is SC

When you hope your end of the school year celebration will involve Flash vs. JD finals
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
May 09 2010 01:09 GMT
#340
On May 09 2010 06:01 Rkie wrote:
in order to get me prepared for the AP BC Calculus test, my friend told me to treat it like a long game, FE, have good macro, and don't make retarded mistakes

when my friends and i say lol gg all the time

and when my homepages are TL, Liquipedia, and Espn

Show nested quote +
On May 09 2010 02:41 J1.au wrote:
when... the highlight of your week is watching young Korean males on computers.


and this too

don't forget gl hf IRL as well
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
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