I just played a PvZ which was quite entertaining. He decides to 2 base roach all in. I scout it way ahead of time (no 3rd base, I have scouting pylons around my base for nydus potential, so I assume its a roach all in), and prepare accordingly (cannons + stargate). He, at the end, accuses me of hacking when in reality I have a probe in his third the whole time scouting. Also scouted what looked like a roach warren (no time to click on it) at the proper timing in his base, and no speed. Enjoy

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I scouts!!!

And they shall smash against me, like water on rock...

BM!!! -> + Show Spoiler +

What an idiot... GG...

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CaptainCharisma

New Zealand808 Posts

April 07 2012 20:37 GMT

#3304

Shortly after playing a 2v2 together:

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Cortza

South Africa328 Posts

April 07 2012 20:41 GMT

#3305

On April 08 2012 05:37 CaptainCharisma wrote:
Shortly after playing a 2v2 together:

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Lol. I think your BM is permitted. Hilarious when people try to be angry and make spelling mistakes.

Fisky

United States5 Posts

April 08 2012 20:43 GMT

#3306

Zerg doesn't expand, expect weird one base baneling bust of some sort, my initial 4 hellions kite/kill all his zerglings/banelings since they don't have speed. Standard.

Chemist

Austria127 Posts

April 08 2012 23:01 GMT

#3307

On April 09 2012 05:43 Fisky wrote:
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Zerg doesn't expand, expect weird one base baneling bust of some sort, my initial 4 hellions kite/kill all his zerglings/banelings since they don't have speed. Standard.

That's some bad bm....what is wrong with people?

Immutant

Singapore201 Posts

April 09 2012 00:58 GMT

#3308

Plays random. It's the name which makes it funny.
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HyperionDreamer

Canada1528 Posts

April 09 2012 01:51 GMT

#3309

Mid masters ZvT on NA. I thought we played quite a good game, he denied my fourth twice and killed 10 mutas for free when I got caught injecting hatcheries instead of microing, but I guess he didn't think so. People like this are so funny.

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Figure 1 - A good mannered start.

Figure 2 - The first scary T push at my fourth.

Figure 3 - Denying the fifth.

Figure 4 - Taking out his entire army.

Figure 5 - My scary lategame ball moves forwards as I send a crackling squad down to his fifth.

Figure 6 - I move into his natural and raze it to the ground, retreating after I kill all his marines leaving only thors and vikings left. The bm commences.

Figure 7 - You deny my fourth twice? Now I get to deny yours.

He manages to push me back after popping out 9 ghosts and landing an EMP on every single infestor I have.

Figure 8 - The "easy" race.

Figure 9 - Apparently I got outplayed in every way, except for actually winning the game.

Figure 10 - How's your micro bro? This comes from him as he literally attacks up a tiny ramp against infestors with energy to fungal.

The weird thing is that I thought he played kind of well except for the fact that he kept massing turrets late game even though I didn't have a single muta. Plus the fact he made no attempt to deny creep spread, or actually push past sieging my fourth and losing his entire army for it twice.

Forikorder

Canada8840 Posts

April 09 2012 02:07 GMT

#3310

On April 09 2012 10:51 HyperionDreamer wrote:
Mid masters ZvT on NA. I thought we played quite a good game, he denied my fourth twice and killed 10 mutas for free when I got caught injecting hatcheries instead of microing, but I guess he didn't think so. People like this are so funny.

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Figure 1 - A good mannered start.

Figure 2 - The first scary T push at my fourth.

Figure 3 - Denying the fifth.

Figure 4 - Taking out his entire army.

Figure 5 - My scary lategame ball moves forwards as I send a crackling squad down to his fifth.

Figure 6 - I move into his natural and raze it to the ground, retreating after I kill all his marines leaving only thors and vikings left. The bm commences.

Figure 7 - You deny my fourth twice? Now I get to deny yours.

He manages to push me back after popping out 9 ghosts and landing an EMP on every single infestor I have.

Figure 8 - The "easy" race.

Figure 9 - Apparently I got outplayed in every way, except for actually winning the game.

Figure 10 - How's your micro bro? This comes from him as he literally attacks up a tiny ramp against infestors with energy to fungal

if you need to use a huge giant post to explain why its funny its not actually funny enough to share

da_head

Canada3350 Posts

April 09 2012 02:09 GMT

#3311

On April 09 2012 11:07 Forikorder wrote:
if you need to use a huge giant post to explain why its funny its not actually funny enough to share

Instead of criticizing others, try not quoting all the fucking images.

edit: good you fixed it.

CakeSauc3

United States1437 Posts

April 09 2012 02:45 GMT

#3312

On April 09 2012 11:07 Forikorder wrote:

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if you need to use a huge giant post to explain why its funny its not actually funny enough to share

I thought it was funny...

K3Nyy

United States1961 Posts

April 09 2012 02:57 GMT

#3313

Figure 1 - A good mannered start.

Figure 2 - The first scary T push at my fourth.

Figure 3 - Denying the fifth.

Figure 4 - Taking out his entire army.

Figure 5 - My scary lategame ball moves forwards as I send a crackling squad down to his fifth.

Figure 6 - I move into his natural and raze it to the ground, retreating after I kill all his marines leaving only thors and vikings left. The bm commences.

Figure 7 - You deny my fourth twice? Now I get to deny yours.

He manages to push me back after popping out 9 ghosts and landing an EMP on every single infestor I have.

Figure 8 - The "easy" race.

Figure 9 - Apparently I got outplayed in every way, except for actually winning the game.

Figure 10 - How's your micro bro? This comes from him as he literally attacks up a tiny ramp against infestors with energy to fungal.

The weird thing is that I thought he played kind of well except for the fact that he kept massing turrets late game even though I didn't have a single muta. Plus the fact he made no attempt to deny creep spread, or actually push past sieging my fourth and losing his entire army for it twice.

Yeah I get that a lot. A lot of Terrans think they "outplay" you.

Meh. Sucks that he was so nice at the beginning too.

Praetorial

United States4241 Posts

April 09 2012 03:10 GMT

#3314

Spoiler the images, for the love of all...

that was a pretty hilarious string, I must admit.

Artline

177 Posts

April 09 2012 03:46 GMT

#3315

Good Manner at the start.

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Reapers kill a few probes.

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He masses units off 3 gates (1 base).

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The battle!

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What you've been waiting for!

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I didn't cheese sir!

Forikorder

Canada8840 Posts

April 09 2012 04:02 GMT

#3316

On April 09 2012 12:46 Artline wrote:
Good Manner at the start.

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Reapers kill a few probes.

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He masses units off 3 gates (1 base).

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The battle!

+ Show Spoiler +

What you've been waiting for!

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I didn't cheese sir!

well ya reaper is cheese jsut like reacter hellion or bunker rushing a Zerg

its not anywhere close to being all-in or even a dadl form of cheese but it is still cheese

Zennith

United States795 Posts

April 09 2012 05:09 GMT

#3317

Reactor hellion isn't cheese....

Simberto

Germany11787 Posts

April 09 2012 05:17 GMT

#3318

On April 09 2012 14:09 Zennith wrote:
Reactor hellion isn't cheese....

It can be, but i think you need at least 2 factories for that. Bunker rushing a zerg is similar. If you 11/11, it is quite cheesy. If you do something like 12/14 and expand while doing it, it is not really cheesy. I also don't think there is such a thing as a cheese that is not allin.

HardlyNever

United States1258 Posts

April 09 2012 06:06 GMT

#3319

Nothing special. Pretty odd change of heart.
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Tussand

Norway13 Posts

April 09 2012 09:00 GMT

#3320

If you get BMd from the start, you know there's something funky going on.

Like suddenly calling you names, or being overly nice with shit like "I love you man <3"