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On April 22 2012 12:01 sYz-Adrenaline wrote: You guys must work round-the-clock, 25 additional pages in the automated ban list (closed thread) in less then 20 days o.O!
What is funny is that the last few days have been rather light, but today was quite heavy. Somedays the Mods smile upon us and hilarity ensues.
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On April 22 2012 11:44 turdburgler wrote:Show nested quote +On April 22 2012 09:54 EvilTeletubby wrote:lolwat Original Message From Ectrid: oh there comes the brainwashed legion! google "Volksempfänger" and then google "television" google "american wars last 75 years" and google "iranian wars and revolution 75 years". you will never get the slightest idea, because you are blind, you only see the reality they want you to see. i'm really sorry for you and i love you, please wake up. i'm not your enemy. i'm your friend. do some drugs and don't be afraid. drugs are what made us humans, the sky will open and you will understand. some weed, some MDMA. have fun and enjoy Original Message From TL.net Bot: You have been banned by EvilTeletubby. Reason: On April 22 2012 09:02 Ectrid wrote: are there any restreams with original sound? please keep the internet free... it started so good Too bad TL isn't free though amirite lolol?? But seriously, you were already temp banned for this back in February. Learning disability? so it turns out the only way to PM ett without him hating you is to talk gibberish. interesting....
I don't ever really hate on anyone tbh, but that one had me scratching my head for sure.
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On April 22 2012 12:26 EvilTeletubby wrote:Show nested quote +On April 22 2012 11:44 turdburgler wrote:On April 22 2012 09:54 EvilTeletubby wrote:lolwat Original Message From Ectrid: oh there comes the brainwashed legion! google "Volksempfänger" and then google "television" google "american wars last 75 years" and google "iranian wars and revolution 75 years". you will never get the slightest idea, because you are blind, you only see the reality they want you to see. i'm really sorry for you and i love you, please wake up. i'm not your enemy. i'm your friend. do some drugs and don't be afraid. drugs are what made us humans, the sky will open and you will understand. some weed, some MDMA. have fun and enjoy Original Message From TL.net Bot: You have been banned by EvilTeletubby. Reason: On April 22 2012 09:02 Ectrid wrote: are there any restreams with original sound? please keep the internet free... it started so good Too bad TL isn't free though amirite lolol?? But seriously, you were already temp banned for this back in February. Learning disability? so it turns out the only way to PM ett without him hating you is to talk gibberish. interesting.... I don't ever really hate on anyone tbh, but that one had me scratching my head for sure.
It's ok, we know what's really going on. You actually sold out to Fox news after the aliens infiltrating the CIA on behalf of the Illuminati brainwashed you, and you're secretly doing the bidding of the religious right, helping control President Obama with the psychospiritual effects of peyote so that he'll make the dems look so bad that Romney gets elected, so that they can do what big corporations want and block us all from living the dream with a green world of love, living on a diet of only raw organic hemp, and powering our homes with cold fusion!
Did I do it right? This post was inspired by some of the whackjobs getting bans for attempting to post under the influence over the last couple of days.
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On April 22 2012 12:30 JingleHell wrote:Show nested quote +On April 22 2012 12:26 EvilTeletubby wrote:On April 22 2012 11:44 turdburgler wrote:On April 22 2012 09:54 EvilTeletubby wrote:lolwat Original Message From Ectrid: oh there comes the brainwashed legion! google "Volksempfänger" and then google "television" google "american wars last 75 years" and google "iranian wars and revolution 75 years". you will never get the slightest idea, because you are blind, you only see the reality they want you to see. i'm really sorry for you and i love you, please wake up. i'm not your enemy. i'm your friend. do some drugs and don't be afraid. drugs are what made us humans, the sky will open and you will understand. some weed, some MDMA. have fun and enjoy Original Message From TL.net Bot: You have been banned by EvilTeletubby. Reason: On April 22 2012 09:02 Ectrid wrote: are there any restreams with original sound? please keep the internet free... it started so good Too bad TL isn't free though amirite lolol?? But seriously, you were already temp banned for this back in February. Learning disability? so it turns out the only way to PM ett without him hating you is to talk gibberish. interesting.... I don't ever really hate on anyone tbh, but that one had me scratching my head for sure. Did I do it right? This post was inspired by some of the whackjobs getting bans for attempting to post under the influence over the last couple of days.
Well my posts while high were these:
On April 21 2012 16:36 Cassel_Castle wrote:Show nested quote +On April 21 2012 14:40 YMCApylons wrote: In SC2, Protoss play needs a big kick in the pants away from 2-base timing pushes...Bisu/Stork, please show the way.
Don't switch to terran, Bisu! Your insane APM will serve you well, but I think you'll love warp gates more. Bisu and Stork will make Huk, MC, and Hero look like chobos with warp prisms.
On April 21 2012 16:33 Cassel_Castle wrote: If I ever make (inflation adjusted) 1 billion dollars, I will sponsor a BW tournament that's bigger than any other RTS tournament up to that time.
so I don't know what drugs that guy was on. Pot made me feel really fucking sad about BW dying though.
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Well, I did specify the people who got banned for it. You clearly didn't. I have no objections with intoxicants used reasonably.
There's just some people who missed that last word by a bit.
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On April 22 2012 12:40 JingleHell wrote: Well, I did specify the people who got banned for it. You clearly didn't. I have no objections with intoxicants used reasonably.
No one should need intoxicants though. Since I graduated a few months ago and moved back home, I gave up regular and heavy drinking. Now I just use massive quantities of TV, TL, and video games to distract myself from all my problems and the massive quantity of student debt I can't pay off since I can't seem to get a job that pays decently. Really, it works wonders. + Show Spoiler +god I wish I was drunk right now
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On April 22 2012 12:44 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On April 22 2012 12:40 JingleHell wrote: Well, I did specify the people who got banned for it. You clearly didn't. I have no objections with intoxicants used reasonably.
No one should need intoxicants though. Since I graduated a few months ago and moved back home, I gave up regular and heavy drinking. Now I just use massive quantities of TV, TL, and video games to distract myself from all my problems and the massive quantity of student debt I can't pay off since I can't seem to get a job that pays decently. Really, it works wonders. + Show Spoiler +god I wish I was drunk right now
Well, it's true that you don't need intoxicants. I just posted something that made zero sense stone sober.
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drugs are what made us humans, the sky will open and you will understand. some weed, some MDMA. have fun and enjoy
the environmental pressures that spurred human evolution were actually just an inescapable compulsion to find more weed growing on the african savanna 1,000,000 years ago?
i dont think even the crunchiest molly shardZ or the stickiest icky could make me believe that and i'm a man who loves both very much
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Hi, I can't seem to find HammerSC2's ban in the automated ban list. I've ctrl-f'd through every page in there after the time of him posting what got him banned. Did it glitch?
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Thanks! :D
I guess ctrl-F doesn't work for searches if the subject is in bold >.> I'll remember that next time. Thanks again!
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On April 22 2012 15:24 Fencer710 wrote: Hi, I can't seem to find HammerSC2's ban in the automated ban list. I've ctrl-f'd through every page in there after the time of him posting what got him banned. Did it glitch?
Every page? All 1200 something pages? Are you sure about that? lol.
On April 22 2012 12:59 JingleHell wrote:Show nested quote +On April 22 2012 12:44 TheToast wrote:On April 22 2012 12:40 JingleHell wrote: Well, I did specify the people who got banned for it. You clearly didn't. I have no objections with intoxicants used reasonably.
No one should need intoxicants though. Since I graduated a few months ago and moved back home, I gave up regular and heavy drinking. Now I just use massive quantities of TV, TL, and video games to distract myself from all my problems and the massive quantity of student debt I can't pay off since I can't seem to get a job that pays decently. Really, it works wonders. + Show Spoiler +god I wish I was drunk right now Well, it's true that you don't need intoxicants. I just posted something that made zero sense stone sober.
Right, you don't need them. They just make like bearable....
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On April 22 2012 12:30 JingleHell wrote:Show nested quote +On April 22 2012 12:26 EvilTeletubby wrote:On April 22 2012 11:44 turdburgler wrote:On April 22 2012 09:54 EvilTeletubby wrote:lolwat Original Message From Ectrid: oh there comes the brainwashed legion! google "Volksempfänger" and then google "television" google "american wars last 75 years" and google "iranian wars and revolution 75 years". you will never get the slightest idea, because you are blind, you only see the reality they want you to see. i'm really sorry for you and i love you, please wake up. i'm not your enemy. i'm your friend. do some drugs and don't be afraid. drugs are what made us humans, the sky will open and you will understand. some weed, some MDMA. have fun and enjoy Original Message From TL.net Bot: You have been banned by EvilTeletubby. Reason: On April 22 2012 09:02 Ectrid wrote: are there any restreams with original sound? please keep the internet free... it started so good Too bad TL isn't free though amirite lolol?? But seriously, you were already temp banned for this back in February. Learning disability? so it turns out the only way to PM ett without him hating you is to talk gibberish. interesting.... I don't ever really hate on anyone tbh, but that one had me scratching my head for sure. It's ok, we know what's really going on. You actually sold out to Fox news after the aliens infiltrating the CIA on behalf of the Illuminati brainwashed you, and you're secretly doing the bidding of the religious right, helping control President Obama with the psychospiritual effects of peyote so that he'll make the dems look so bad that Romney gets elected, so that they can do what big corporations want and block us all from living the dream with a green world of love, living on a diet of only raw organic hemp, and powering our homes with cold fusion! Did I do it right? This post was inspired by some of the whackjobs getting bans for attempting to post under the influence over the last couple of days.
I was going to prepare a WTF did I just read post, but then I saw it was all satire. Well played. Then again I may be a bit of a sucker for such posts as I'm pretty drunk.
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On April 22 2012 16:01 Pillage wrote:Show nested quote +On April 22 2012 12:30 JingleHell wrote:On April 22 2012 12:26 EvilTeletubby wrote:On April 22 2012 11:44 turdburgler wrote:On April 22 2012 09:54 EvilTeletubby wrote:lolwat Original Message From Ectrid: oh there comes the brainwashed legion! google "Volksempfänger" and then google "television" google "american wars last 75 years" and google "iranian wars and revolution 75 years". you will never get the slightest idea, because you are blind, you only see the reality they want you to see. i'm really sorry for you and i love you, please wake up. i'm not your enemy. i'm your friend. do some drugs and don't be afraid. drugs are what made us humans, the sky will open and you will understand. some weed, some MDMA. have fun and enjoy Original Message From TL.net Bot: You have been banned by EvilTeletubby. Reason: On April 22 2012 09:02 Ectrid wrote: are there any restreams with original sound? please keep the internet free... it started so good Too bad TL isn't free though amirite lolol?? But seriously, you were already temp banned for this back in February. Learning disability? so it turns out the only way to PM ett without him hating you is to talk gibberish. interesting.... I don't ever really hate on anyone tbh, but that one had me scratching my head for sure. It's ok, we know what's really going on. You actually sold out to Fox news after the aliens infiltrating the CIA on behalf of the Illuminati brainwashed you, and you're secretly doing the bidding of the religious right, helping control President Obama with the psychospiritual effects of peyote so that he'll make the dems look so bad that Romney gets elected, so that they can do what big corporations want and block us all from living the dream with a green world of love, living on a diet of only raw organic hemp, and powering our homes with cold fusion! Did I do it right? This post was inspired by some of the whackjobs getting bans for attempting to post under the influence over the last couple of days. I was going to prepare a WTF did I just read post, but then I saw it was all satire. Well played. Then again I may be a bit of a sucker for such posts as I'm pretty drunk.
Lucky.
House party? Or did you hit up University Ave?
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On April 22 2012 16:02 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On April 22 2012 16:01 Pillage wrote:On April 22 2012 12:30 JingleHell wrote:On April 22 2012 12:26 EvilTeletubby wrote:On April 22 2012 11:44 turdburgler wrote:On April 22 2012 09:54 EvilTeletubby wrote:lolwat Original Message From Ectrid: oh there comes the brainwashed legion! google "Volksempfänger" and then google "television" google "american wars last 75 years" and google "iranian wars and revolution 75 years". you will never get the slightest idea, because you are blind, you only see the reality they want you to see. i'm really sorry for you and i love you, please wake up. i'm not your enemy. i'm your friend. do some drugs and don't be afraid. drugs are what made us humans, the sky will open and you will understand. some weed, some MDMA. have fun and enjoy Original Message From TL.net Bot: You have been banned by EvilTeletubby. Reason: On April 22 2012 09:02 Ectrid wrote: are there any restreams with original sound? please keep the internet free... it started so good Too bad TL isn't free though amirite lolol?? But seriously, you were already temp banned for this back in February. Learning disability? so it turns out the only way to PM ett without him hating you is to talk gibberish. interesting.... I don't ever really hate on anyone tbh, but that one had me scratching my head for sure. It's ok, we know what's really going on. You actually sold out to Fox news after the aliens infiltrating the CIA on behalf of the Illuminati brainwashed you, and you're secretly doing the bidding of the religious right, helping control President Obama with the psychospiritual effects of peyote so that he'll make the dems look so bad that Romney gets elected, so that they can do what big corporations want and block us all from living the dream with a green world of love, living on a diet of only raw organic hemp, and powering our homes with cold fusion! Did I do it right? This post was inspired by some of the whackjobs getting bans for attempting to post under the influence over the last couple of days. I was going to prepare a WTF did I just read post, but then I saw it was all satire. Well played. Then again I may be a bit of a sucker for such posts as I'm pretty drunk. Lucky. House party? Or did you hit up University Ave?
University / State st
Nitty Gritty ------> Brother's --------> Wando's ----------> Qdoba --------> Home
One massive Bar crawl to celebrate getting over a stupid thermo test. That Fishbowl early killed me lol. I'm feeling better now.
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FatkiddsLag was just banned by EvilTeletubby.
That account was created on 2010-05-07 02:44:28 and had 324 posts.
Reason: On April 22 2012 15:37 FatkiddsLag wrote: Show nested quote +
You are the dumbest person I have even witnessed on the internet.
Inability to learn. You were already given a last chance for posts like this.
LoL. As soon as I saw this one I thought maybe he was banned for his login.
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Technoboyforce was just temp banned for 2 days by EvilTeletubby. That account was created on 2012-03-21 07:02:04 and had 21 posts. Reason: Show nested quote +On April 22 2012 12:17 Technoboyforce wrote: please buff protoss ! worst race in the game.
I'll buff your face. That reason made me laugh "I'll buff you face." epic. simply epic.
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On April 22 2012 18:49 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +Technoboyforce was just temp banned for 2 days by EvilTeletubby. That account was created on 2012-03-21 07:02:04 and had 21 posts. Reason: On April 22 2012 12:17 Technoboyforce wrote: please buff protoss ! worst race in the game.
I'll buff your face. That reason made me laugh  "I'll buff you face." epic. simply epic.
To be honest though, I think that his face is greatly underpowered and does need a buff.
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On April 22 2012 18:51 TheAmazombie wrote:Show nested quote +On April 22 2012 18:49 Cokefreak wrote:Technoboyforce was just temp banned for 2 days by EvilTeletubby. That account was created on 2012-03-21 07:02:04 and had 21 posts. Reason: On April 22 2012 12:17 Technoboyforce wrote: please buff protoss ! worst race in the game.
I'll buff your face. That reason made me laugh  "I'll buff you face." epic. simply epic. To be honest though, I think that his face is greatly underpowered and does need a buff. Worst face in the game?
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On April 22 2012 18:52 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +On April 22 2012 18:51 TheAmazombie wrote:On April 22 2012 18:49 Cokefreak wrote:Technoboyforce was just temp banned for 2 days by EvilTeletubby. That account was created on 2012-03-21 07:02:04 and had 21 posts. Reason: On April 22 2012 12:17 Technoboyforce wrote: please buff protoss ! worst race in the game.
I'll buff your face. That reason made me laugh  "I'll buff you face." epic. simply epic. To be honest though, I think that his face is greatly underpowered and does need a buff. Worst face in the game?
I see what you did there. Yeah, the most underpowered face. I think we should head over to the Blizzard forums to complain and theorycraft about what we can do about his face.
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